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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      stuey
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18475: Jan 25, 2020 02:04:04 pm
      This thread should be locked till we are back  :f_tongueincheek: :f_tongueincheek: :f_tongueincheek: :f_tongueincheek:

      Its going from strength to strength mate.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18476: Jan 25, 2020 02:36:08 pm
      F***ing hell I don't know who suggested that walk out, but if I was a manc I'd be hunting the c**t down who decided to suggest doing it on the 58th minute.

      Talk about distasteful!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18477: Jan 25, 2020 03:22:37 pm
      I’ve invented a new drinking game.
      Every time the Mancs have a shot on target you have to down a shot.
      I call it Dry January!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18478: Jan 25, 2020 07:12:33 pm
      Classy as ever, but this is quite abhorrent.

      https://twitter.com/WC_LFC_Torres/status/1220864846264242179?s=19
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18479: Jan 25, 2020 07:43:18 pm

      Hypocritical manc cu*ts who would ever have thunk it!!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18480: Jan 25, 2020 08:38:06 pm
      Quote from LondonRed83
      During our difficult spells, I don’t think we were ever this sh*te? We always had the odd superstar in the team like Torres, Gerrard, Suarez, etc.

      United are just f**king terrible - worst team in the league

      I wish they were the worst team in the league. Unfortunately there are 15 worse off atm.

      We know all about their situation, as we put up with it for long enough, but they don't have the patience for it. They don't know what direction they're going in, but they know they want change. Lots of change, that is going to take lots of time, which they don't have.

      Winning the cup should be one of the best days of your season. They sacked someone the very day it happened, that's how little patience they have. We have changed coach once in 8 years. They have changed 4 in that time. Nobody who takes that job ever gets a chance to do anything with it, as they are constantly compared to what they did for 20 years. They just end up turning the never ending corner, that leaves them back where they started.

      Meanwhile, on the Can't Win The League front, we are already more points ahead of them than at the end of last season. It looks like the big day this year may be the earliest on record.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18481: Jan 25, 2020 08:44:23 pm
      🤣it’s pay back time Keith I’m sure you can take it , my best mate is a Manc  , we’re on the piss next weekend it’s gonna be great fun giving some of the sh*t back I’ve taken off him while u lot been keeping our perch warm for us


      Yeah course I can mate and the batter is still great with my scouse mates.  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18482: Jan 25, 2020 08:47:40 pm
      Ole saying they won’t go 30 years without winning the league like us.

      To be fair KK it's probably the only thing he's got right whilst he's been manager.  :lmao: Well at least I hops so.  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18483: Jan 25, 2020 08:49:28 pm
      Its going from strength to strength mate.

      Ive asked JD to lock it.  :D ;D ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18484: Jan 25, 2020 09:39:01 pm
      To be fair KK it's probably the only thing he's got right whilst he's been manager.  :lmao: Well at least I hops so.  ;D

      Ha well we will find out in the next 23 years I guess :laugh:

      But it’s amazing how quick time passes. In fact it surprises me when people make such statements about how their club won’t go as long as us because nobody in their right mind would have predicted us going 30 years without it, but it’s happened. Not forgetting, didn’t the Mancs go 27 years before?

      The amount of takeovers, oil money clubs that can soon come about, for all we know someone like Sheffield United could become a threat in years to come. Who’d have thought City would have become the team they have?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18485: Jan 25, 2020 10:07:07 pm
      The state of this! To be fair, it's good photoshopping. They're 5th, and still in 3 cup competitions, and they come out with this sh*te, as one of the comments on the tweet mentioned Bury FC, they really are a sad bunch, and are getting everything they deserve.

      https://twitter.com/Carl_M79/status/1221050187747119106?s=19
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      Reply #18486: Jan 26, 2020 10:05:19 am
      Aren’t the contrasts huge, when we where close to the edge with the two pisspot millionaires we rallied and and supported the manager and team no matter how bad either where.
      Look at these lot, singing vile songs and leaving 15 mins before the end. They f**king deserve everything they get....Cu*ts
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18487: Jan 26, 2020 10:38:02 am
      Aren’t the contrasts huge, when we where close to the edge with the two pisspot millionaires we rallied and and supported the manager and team no matter how bad either where.
      Look at these lot, singing vile songs and leaving 15 mins before the end. They f**king deserve everything they get....Cu*ts

      Not to mention we were on the edge of administration. They are nowhere near that stage, they will pump another 80mill on a player, suddenly think they are back with a chance of competing and then when it goes tits up again, it will be the same old story about the owners and Woodward.
      They only have this issue with them when it suits them. Always their fault, never the manager. Well I’m sorry but you don’t regress as much as they have this season on the basis of it being all down to the hierarchy. It’s just a pathetic excuse because they couldn’t possibly put any blame on the PE teacher who is clearly out of his depth.

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      Reply #18488: Jan 26, 2020 10:37:30 pm
      Not to mention we were on the edge of administration. They are nowhere near that stage, they will pump another 80mill on a player, suddenly think they are back with a chance of competing and then when it goes tits up again, it will be the same old story about the owners and Woodward.
      They only have this issue with them when it suits them. Always their fault, never the manager. Well I’m sorry but you don’t regress as much as they have this season on the basis of it being all down to the hierarchy. It’s just a pathetic excuse because they couldn’t possibly put any blame on the PE teacher who is clearly out of his depth.



      I wonder who the Glazer's stooge is on United forums, remember we had Jaimie Kanwar on behalf of H & G all over the Internet drip feeding bollocks to the naive/clueless cu*ts.

      I wonder what happened to that f**king gobs***e?

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18489: Jan 28, 2020 10:47:46 pm
      Sanchez coming back !?

      You couldn't make it up  :lmao:
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      Reply #18490: Jan 28, 2020 11:46:18 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18491: Jan 29, 2020 07:13:17 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18492: Jan 29, 2020 10:09:34 am
      The man has a family behind those gates fortunately they were not at home. The World has gone mad.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18493: Jan 29, 2020 11:29:58 am
      Laughing my head off at the latest fiasco  :lmao:

      "Dad, a load of Norwich fans have just set the dog on fire"

       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18494: Jan 29, 2020 11:44:11 am

      Nipped onto the cafe to see what they had to say and there were only a few references to LFC fans which was surprising but the majority are condemning it.

      There are a few who are saying that apparently woodward hired a journalist from the sh*t rag as his PR last week and he's been getting glowing reports from that particular publication and how 'surprising' it was that one of their 'writers' was luckily outside woodward's house at exactly the right time to get the scoop and even a quote from the miscreants.

      They haven't quite hit rock bottom but f**k me they just keep getting sh*t on left, right and centre don't they?
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      Reply #18495: Jan 29, 2020 11:52:54 am
      F***ing grim that...if true & not some PR excercise.
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      Reply #18496: Jan 29, 2020 12:19:15 pm
      Nipped onto the cafe to see what they had to say and there were only a few references to LFC fans which was surprising but the majority are condemning it.

      There are a few who are saying that apparently woodward hired a journalist from the sh*t rag as his PR last week and he's been getting glowing reports from that particular publication and how 'surprising' it was that one of their 'writers' was luckily outside woodward's house at exactly the right time to get the scoop and even a quote from the miscreants.

      They haven't quite hit rock bottom but f**k me they just keep getting sh*t on left, right and centre don't they?

      Funny they're claiming it was a hatchet job by The Sun as there were 1000s of those mongrels singing "The sun was right" the other week at Anfield.

      Reap what you sow. Dickheads
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18497: Jan 29, 2020 02:50:01 pm
      Funny they're claiming it was a hatchet job by The Sun as there were 1000s of those mongrels singing "The sun was right" the other week at Anfield.

      Reap what you sow. Dickheads
       

      Would be kinda cool if it was a sun sh*t stirring job.The mancs would have to re write their song book...forget that they'd still bang out the same old sh*te.And the sports media will continue to ignore it.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18498: Jan 30, 2020 09:40:18 am
      Leave them to it!!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18499: Jan 30, 2020 09:52:39 am
      Nipped onto the cafe to see what they had to say and there were only a few references to LFC fans which was surprising but the majority are condemning it.

      There are a few who are saying that apparently woodward hired a journalist from the sh*t rag as his PR last week and he's been getting glowing reports from that particular publication and how 'surprising' it was that one of their 'writers' was luckily outside woodward's house at exactly the right time to get the scoop and even a quote from the miscreants.

      They haven't quite hit rock bottom but f**k me they just keep getting sh*t on left, right and centre don't they?

      Sh*t attracts snit.

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