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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Kopite78
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18575: Mar 13, 2020 09:41:12 am
      Depends who you ask! Personally at one stage I think he wanted out, threw his dummy out of his Pram and only played when he wanted too. I have my doubts about his so called injuries but in truth probably never know.

      Now that we've started to improve and he can see link up with Bruno there's possibilities with the right signings in summer we may just be able to fight least for top four with ease.

      Youd want a player like that?
      I'd f**k him off as quick as I possibly could if that's the case

      Dont let the door hit you on the way out dickhead
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      Reply #18576: Mar 13, 2020 09:54:17 am
      Youd want a player like that?
      I'd f**k him off as quick as I possibly could if that's the case

      Dont let the door hit you on the way out dickhead

      I agree he has been a dickhead. Problem is like I've stated many times he's my fav player so biased with my thoughts. I still believe on his day ( when he wants too) there's no better player in his position. I think Bruno has given him a wake up call that we just might turn things round quicker than I and many others thought.
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      Reply #18577: Mar 13, 2020 09:57:04 am
      Depends who you ask! Personally at one stage I think he wanted out, threw his dummy out of his Pram and only played when he wanted too. I have my doubts about his so called injuries but in truth probably never know.

      Now that we've started to improve and he can see link up with Bruno there's possibilities with the right signings in summer we may just be able to fight least for top four with ease.

      I'd get rid of Pogba, more trouble than he's worth, he's a bad apple
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18578: Mar 13, 2020 10:12:40 am
      I agree he has been a dickhead. Problem is like I've stated many times he's my fav player so biased with my thoughts. I still believe on his day ( when he wants too) there's no better player in his position. I think Bruno has given him a wake up call that we just might turn things round quicker than I and many others thought.

      Small tine thinking that Keith and for all of the rivalry the one thing utd arent is small

      F**k him off and reinvest. Fergie wouldn't stand for him ( and didn't)
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      Reply #18579: Mar 13, 2020 10:57:41 am
      Small tine thinking that Keith and for all of the rivalry the one thing utd arent is small

      F**k him off and reinvest. Fergie wouldn't stand for him ( and didn't)

      Always problems with that though Kopite. Let's go back couple of years. Remember that guy called Suarez who played for you? He was arguable a bigger tw*t than Pogba and brought your club down to a career low and made KK & fans look like a c**t for supporting him. A famous saying of what a lot of scousers say!! He maybe a c##t! But he's our c##t  and as long as he wears the shirt you'll support him.

      I think as fans it's very hard to want a world class players such as Suarez and IMO  Pogba to leave unless it comes completely untenable. Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't there many fans who would have Suarez back in a heart beat?
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      Reply #18580: Mar 13, 2020 11:14:43 am
      Always problems with that though Kopite. Let's go back couple of years. Remember that guy called Suarez who played for you? He was arguable a bigger tw*t than Pogba and brought your club down to a career low and made KK & fans look like a c**t for supporting him. A famous saying of what a lot of scousers say!! He maybe a c##t! But he's our c##t  and as long as he wears the shirt you'll support him.

      I think as fans it's very hard to want a world class players such as Suarez and IMO  Pogba to leave unless it comes completely untenable. Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't there many fans who would have Suarez back in a heart beat?

      I wouldn't
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      Reply #18581: Mar 13, 2020 12:11:08 pm
      Always problems with that though Kopite. Let's go back couple of years. Remember that guy called Suarez who played for you? He was arguable a bigger tw*t than Pogba and brought your club down to a career low and made KK & fans look like a c**t for supporting him. A famous saying of what a lot of scousers say!! He maybe a c##t! But he's our c##t  and as long as he wears the shirt you'll support him.

      I think as fans it's very hard to want a world class players such as Suarez and IMO  Pogba to leave unless it comes completely untenable. Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't there many fans who would have Suarez back in a heart beat?

      Suarez always wanted to play for us though and gave the proverbial 110%, can the same be said for Pogba? That is a key difference and yes Suarez was a bit of a c**t although the racism thing was blown way out of proportion in my opinion.
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      Reply #18582: Mar 13, 2020 05:43:54 pm
      Suarez always wanted to play for us though and gave the proverbial 110%, can the same be said for Pogba? That is a key difference and yes Suarez was a bit of a c**t although the racism thing was blown way out of proportion in my opinion.

      So did Pogba, he left and came back again. Granted  he's shown this year  he wants out but once again looking like his head been turned due to the way we're performing the latter stages of the league.

      Lets agree though!!! they have both been c***s  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18583: Mar 13, 2020 06:54:49 pm
      Has Pogba played any games this season, what's actually wrong with him?

      He's a visionary, he's been self-isolating  since the start of the season ;)
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18584: Apr 02, 2020 10:38:11 pm
      Watched the documentary on George Best last night on BBC 4, obviously a very gifted player, who unfortunately shortened  his career and his own life through his heavy drinking. btw I did not know where to put this apart from the Man united  thread ! This is not mean't to be a dig at him, but I just wondered if anyone else watched the programme, which I seem to think was a repeat.
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      Reply #18585: Apr 02, 2020 10:51:19 pm
      Watched the documentary on George Best last night on BBC 4, obviously a very gifted player, who unfortunately shortened  his career and his own life through his heavy drinking. btw I did not know where to put this apart from the Man united  thread ! This is not mean't to be a dig at him, but I just wondered if anyone else watched the programme, which I seem to think was a repeat.

      Missed it. Since semi lockdown it's basically been Netflix for me.
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      Reply #18586: Apr 02, 2020 10:56:24 pm
      Missed it. Since semi lockdown it's basically been Netflix for me.

      Hi Keith hope you are keeping well, watched this documentary last night, always thought Bestie was immensely gifted as a footballer, you must have memories of him yourself.
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      Reply #18587: Apr 02, 2020 11:11:54 pm
      Hi Keith hope you are keeping well, watched this documentary last night, always thought Bestie was immensely gifted as a footballer, you must have memories of him yourself.


      Very much so. Remember his drunken binge drinking only to well. United gave him so many chances. He just kept going back to the well.  :food-smiley-005: Having that type of illness must be frightening.  :(
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      Reply #18588: Apr 02, 2020 11:16:25 pm
      Very much so. Remember his drunken binge drinking only to well. United gave him so many chances. He just kept going back to the well.  :food-smiley-005: Having that type of illness must be frightening.  :(

      Totally agree, I will raise a glass to that !
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18589: Apr 02, 2020 11:47:03 pm
      Missed it. Since semi lockdown it's basically been Netflix for me.

      It's on BBC iPlayer.

      Didn't he play plastered at times?
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      Reply #18590: Apr 03, 2020 03:56:20 pm
      It's on BBC iPlayer.

      Didn't he play plastered at times?

      Yeah it was said played a few times under the influence  :o
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      Reply #18591: Apr 03, 2020 06:06:12 pm
      Yeah it was said played a few times under the influence  :o

      I'd have to be smashed to pull that dirty old shirt on too

      😏
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      Reply #18592: Apr 03, 2020 06:11:54 pm
      I'd have to be smashed to pull that dirty old shirt on too

      😏

       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: No bad that for you Kopite  ;D
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      Reply #18593: Apr 04, 2020 04:21:33 pm
      Very much so. Remember his drunken binge drinking only to well. United gave him so many chances. He just kept going back to the well.  :food-smiley-005: Having that type of illness must be frightening.  :(

      And the birds on the arm weren't a distraction either. Unfortunately he was that good and had the looks that meant booze and women were always going to be his downfall.

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      Reply #18594: Apr 12, 2020 11:09:47 pm
      Apparently on MUTV Phil Jones is claiming he turned us down, along with several others teams, before signing for the Mancs.
      Thank God for that !!
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      Reply #18595: Apr 13, 2020 11:17:34 am
      Apparently on MUTV Phil Jones is claiming he turned us down, along with several others teams, before signing for the Mancs.
      Thank God for that !!

      Probably the only thing he’s done right in his career then, turning us down. Imagine that waster signing for us, would have been as bad as Konchesky.

      Don’t worry Phil lad, no hard hard feeling about turning us down.

      I always think that if a player is going to come out and say they turned X amount of teams down or X team down then they have to be playing at a certain standard of actual quality. Something Jones has never done.
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      Reply #18596: Apr 13, 2020 11:35:08 am
      “I had offers from other clubs. I could have gone to a host of clubs: [Manchester] City, Chelsea, Liverpool, Arsenal and Everton."
      https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/manchester-united-city-phil-jones-18081487

      Spot the odd one out! :lmao:
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      Reply #18597: Apr 13, 2020 10:23:27 pm
      Apparently on MUTV Phil Jones is claiming he turned us down, along with several others teams, before signing for the Mancs.
      Thank God for that !!

      Ummmm can I ask what you doing watching MUTV?  :couch:


       :D
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      Reply #18598: Apr 14, 2020 07:25:44 pm
      Ummmm can I ask what you doing watching MUTV?  :couch:


       :D

      Probably same reason I'm on a  Liverpool forum you manc c**t.  :couch:
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      Reply #18599: Apr 15, 2020 12:49:08 am
      Probably same reason I'm on a  Liverpool forum you manc c**t.  :couch:

      Yeah but you're a C**t we all know that!!!

      Ummm pretty sure the realjr isn't a Manc or a c**t.  :D :D

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