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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Keith Singleton
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18725: Jul 13, 2020 07:10:03 pm
      Heimdall.

      Simple question .

      Is Sniveller an Attacker or a Defender ?

       :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18726: Jul 13, 2020 08:48:28 pm
      Well I can just about wedge Fowler and Owen into that timeframe, so yeah f**king prolific!!

      Neither Fowler or Owen emerged in the last 20 years, both in the 90's!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18727: Jul 13, 2020 09:58:39 pm
      HAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH AHAAHAH

      Only One Michael Obefemi!!!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18728: Jul 13, 2020 10:03:03 pm
      HAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

      Only One Michael Obefemi!!!

      This thread woke up now.  :lmao:
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      Reply #18729: Jul 13, 2020 10:07:48 pm
      Oh so now come thru in the last twenty years ?
      Do keep up with yourself.

      Still waiting.....
      Defender or Attacker?

      I said come through originally, ie reference to conveyor belt, not sure what you mean by defender or attacker, given a choice probably defender.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18730: Jul 13, 2020 11:26:24 pm
      Sterling ...... a defender ? :lmao:

      Just admit and give up. You painted yourself into a corner.

      Who's Sterling? Thought the other player was called Sniveller  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18731: Jul 13, 2020 11:36:00 pm
      Sterling ...... a defender ? :lmao:

      Just admit and give up. You painted yourself into a corner.

      What the hell are you on about??? Didn't we buy Sterling into the academy as a FORWARD in his late teens?
      Btw I thought you were asking what is better to develop through the academy, defender or attacker, to which I think defender is better as they are more rare.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18732: Jul 14, 2020 07:56:06 am
      That was your statement. 

      Your words.

      That was what was contradicted by myself and others.

      (You didnt say about strikers or wingers. You didnt say about false number nines etc. You didnt qualify about goals or assists)

      You dont even remember what you said.

      Apples and Pears ?   Confused.com.

      So Sniveller now is a defender ... and not an attacking talent

      Anyone come yet ... to take you home?  White coats?


      Exhausting this.


      ....................


      Apologies again Keith for being this thread. Anyhow its keeping you amused and distracted .  ;D

      That was my statement - not Heimdall's you've been arguing your point with two different people! 😂

      An attacker is an attacking player - That can be a striker a winger or a false nine. I don't know what you're struggling to grasp about that

      I said Sterling was the best attacking talent which has came through in the last 10 years, you then jumped onto Google and copied goal stats for players like Vardy & Rooney (both in their 30s and who made their debuts well over 10 years ago, almost 20 in Rooney's case!) which by the way aren't really comparable to Sterling as his game consists of a lot more than just scoring goals. The only player you had in your list who had actually came through in the last 10 years was Harry Kane, which was fair enough, but I think Sterling is the better player. Then you went off on one talking about defenders and arguing your point against somebody who wasn't even in the debate  :lmao:

      BTW I didn't say "apples and pairs" either - I said "apples and oranges". Apples and pairs is cockney rhyming slang for stairs  :lmao:
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      Reply #18733: Jul 14, 2020 10:03:29 am
      That was my statement - not Heimdall's you've been arguing your point with two different people! 😂

      An attacker is an attacking player - That can be a striker a winger or a false nine. I don't know what you're struggling to grasp about that

      I said Sterling was the best attacking talent which has came through in the last 10 years, you then jumped onto Google and copied goal stats for players like Vardy & Rooney (both in their 30s and who made their debuts well over 10 years ago, almost 20 in Rooney's case!) which by the way aren't really comparable to Sterling as his game consists of a lot more than just scoring goals. The only player you had in your list who had actually came through in the last 10 years was Harry Kane, which was fair enough, but I think Sterling is the better player. Then you went off on one talking about defenders and arguing your point against somebody who wasn't even in the debate  :lmao:

      BTW I didn't say "apples and pairs" either - I said "apples and oranges". Apples and pairs is cockney rhyming slang for stairs  :lmao:

      Ah that makes more sense now, I genuinely thought MIRO had gone loco!!
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      Reply #18734: Jul 14, 2020 10:19:43 am
      I was worried about the Mancs until last night's game. Greenwood is the new Ronaldo and greatest teenage talent on the planet, Bruno has transformed them and confidence is flowing into the sleeping giants of Martial and Pogba, blah blah blah. Then I saw how Southampton pressed the sh*t out of them and I slept like a baby.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18735: Jul 14, 2020 11:18:41 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18736: Jul 14, 2020 11:24:44 am
      That was my statement - not Heimdall's you've been arguing your point with two different people! 😂

      An attacker is an attacking player - That can be a striker a winger or a false nine. I don't know what you're struggling to grasp about that

      I said Sterling was the best attacking talent which has came through in the last 10 years, you then jumped onto Google and copied goal stats for players like Vardy & Rooney (both in their 30s and who made their debuts well over 10 years ago, almost 20 in Rooney's case!) which by the way aren't really comparable to Sterling as his game consists of a lot more than just scoring goals. The only player you had in your list who had actually came through in the last 10 years was Harry Kane, which was fair enough, but I think Sterling is the better player. Then you went off on one talking about defenders and arguing your point against somebody who wasn't even in the debate  :lmao:

      BTW I didn't say "apples and pairs" either - I said "apples and oranges". Apples and pairs is cockney rhyming slang for stairs  :lmao:


      Fixed it . Post (to you) removed.

      Im already loco ... least I know it.

      I'll concentrate on Heimdall.
      You can go and play and keep out of other peoples convos.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18737: Jul 14, 2020 11:25:50 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18738: Jul 14, 2020 11:27:13 am

      He's defiantly been a wink link since lockdown. To many individual errors.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18739: Jul 14, 2020 11:35:53 am

      Fixed it . Post (to you) removed.

      Im already loco ... least I know it.

      I'll concentrate on Heimdall.
      You can go and play and keep out of other peoples convos.

      "Keep out of other peoples convos" :lmao:

      You're the one that jumped into my conversation with a load of stats which weren't even relevant to the point I was making - and the reason you were having a conversation with Heimdall in the first place is that you thought you were replying to me!

      Absolute spaceman

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18740: Jul 14, 2020 11:36:16 am

      LOL, £85m, let that sink in for a minute, £85 million for that!!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18741: Jul 14, 2020 11:37:11 am
      "Keep out of other peoples convos" :lmao:

      You're the one that jumped into my conversation with a load of stats which weren't even relevant to the point I was making - and the reason you we're having a conversation with Heimdall in the first place is that you thought you were replying to me!

      Absolute spaceman



      he's away with the fairies isn't he, WOW!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18742: Jul 14, 2020 11:42:48 am
      he's away with the fairies isn't he, WOW!

      He'll be wandering the streets now wearing nothing but a dressing gown screaming "RAHEEM STERLING. ATTACKER OR DEFENDER?" at passers by
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18743: Jul 14, 2020 12:00:14 pm
      LOL, £85m, let that sink in for a minute, £85 million for that!!

      Ouch ouch ouch  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18744: Jul 14, 2020 10:09:06 pm
      Obviously to early for a Liverpool v Chelsea thread so have to put it on here as in many ways you can still class it as laugh at the mancs.  ;D

      How are you lads supporting this one as you could do me  ;D a favour and beat the chavs to give us good chance of top 4.  ;D

      Opinions will be devided I'm sure.  :couch:
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      Reply #18745: Jul 14, 2020 10:25:04 pm
      Obviously to early for a Liverpool v Chelsea thread so have to put it on here as in many ways you can still class it as laugh at the mancs.  ;D

      How are you lads supporting this one as you could do me  ;D a favour and beat the chavs to give us good chance of top 4.  ;D

      Opinions will be devided I'm sure.  :couch:

      No chance!,  they beat City so we owe them 😂😘
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18746: Jul 14, 2020 10:29:43 pm
      No chance!,  they beat City so we owe them 😂😘

      Well some of you say I'm a scouser in disguise so I'll be supporting you. ;D I won't be in disguise either, me and Aussie Red  have got this one  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18747: Jul 15, 2020 12:25:31 pm
      Liverpool don't throw games, I hate Chelsea almost as much as I hate Man Utd.

      If Chelsea beat us then they will have earned it, but with their iffy defence I just can't see it, I mean they only just managed to beat Norwich yesterday!!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18748: Jul 15, 2020 12:51:32 pm
      Liverpool don't throw games, I hate Chelsea almost as much as I hate Man Utd.

      If Chelsea beat us then they will have earned it, but with their iffy defence I just can't see it, I mean they only just managed to beat Norwich yesterday!!

      I'm going for a 3-0. Your due to start playing well again.  ;D Come on you reds!  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18749: Jul 15, 2020 01:18:51 pm
      In other news Marcus Rashford is to receive an honorary doctorate for his work  highlighting the need for poor kids to eat school dinners.

      Sorry but as much as that was a very nice move from Rashford I do think this is kind of ridiculous, normally honorary doctorates are awarded at the end of someone's career for a lifetimes achievement not for someone who basically sent out a couple of tweets to make the PM see some sense on this issue. For example the other honorary doctorates awarded to Man Utd people are to Sir Alex Ferguson and Sir Bobby Charlton, awarded at the ends of their careers.

      https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53414563

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