The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Funnily enough I can remember a scouse group getting 0 points on Eurovision about 15 years ago. Think it wasn't long after the invasion of Iraq so that was supposedly one of the reasons that other countries weren't voting for the UK. They were sh*t as well to be fair, like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAJ62IG3gBo   


YIKES!!!!

BTW f**k you for making me research bloody Eurovision!! ;-)

 

Whose the triggered one around here ?

Whose the triggered one around here ?

Oh dear another one who doesn't understand the ;-) smiley.

Oh dear another one who doesn't understand the ;-) smiley.

Wrong ( Again)

Its called laughing uncontrollably .

Which I be .....

(F.Y.I.  Medieval Non Viking Expression )


BTW  Profuse Apologies for being incorrect.

Its four times ...not three ...you recorded nul points in Eurovision and in that you are a Record Breaker .  Yippee or whatever the Norwegian is that for that .

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Google :
Norway has the two dubious distinctions of having finished last in the Eurovision final more than any other country
and ...
for having the most "nul points" (zero points) in the contest, failing to score a point four times, in 1963, 1978, 1981 and 1997.



https://youtu.be/qxkRc2VZJqU



Bet you wear sunglasses and wear a cravat with a moose on it?

Wrong ( Again)

Its called laughing uncontrollably .

Which I be .....

(F.Y.I.  Medieval Non Viking Expression )


BTW  Profuse Apologies for being incorrect.

Its four times ...not three ...you recorded nul points in Eurovision and in that you are a Record Breaker .  Yippee or whatever the Norwegian is that for that .

............

Google :
Norway has the two dubious distinctions of having finished last in the Eurovision final more than any other country
and ...
for having the most "nul points" (zero points) in the contest, failing to score a point four times, in 1963, 1978, 1981 and 1997.



https://youtu.be/qxkRc2VZJqU



Bet you wear sunglasses and wear a cravat with a moose on it?

Give heimdall@thewheel a break Miro. Your crushing him on stats.  Good job he can take the banter 

Give heimdall@thewheel a break Miro. Your crushing him on stats.  Good job he can take the banter 

If you give it out you have to take it Keith.

No worries.

heimdall@thehelm      impala@thejoystick

There'll be an Impala along in a minute... they really should get a room.


Q.  How many Impalas can you fit into a Norwegian Fjiord ? Answers on a postcard. Prize : A pair of horns for your lounge wall.

If you give it out you have to take it Keith.

No worries.

There'll be an Impala along in a minute... they really should get a room.

Hmmm  it's possible he's sharing a room with Kopite 78 as they go at it non stop. 

Give heimdall@thewheel a break Miro. Your crushing him on stats.  Good job he can take the banter 

what stats is he crushing me on exactly? Norway has won Eurovision more times recently, last 35 years, than England, not that I really give a F**k about Eurovision, but if we are looking at stats then lets actually look at them objectively eh instead of your biased myopic xeonophobic trolling way?

Anyway England will always have the Liverpudlian Jemini to look back on with fond memories!! What a song and what a performance that was

oh nice homophobic joke as well, come on go for something racist as well Keith then you'll have the triple to add to your and Miro's obvious xeonophobia!

Ive got to get the dictionary out for your last two post mate.  Might take me a while to decipher it. Chill man it's all fun in love & war. It's called banter, you should be use to it now. 

If you give it out you have to take it Keith.

No worries.

heimdall@thehelm      impala@thejoystick

There'll be an Impala along in a minute... they really should get a room.


Q.  How many Impalas can you fit into a Norwegian Fjiord ? Answers on a postcard. Prize : A pair of horns for your lounge wall.

You're the one who needs a room mate. A padded one

You're the one who needs a room mate. A padded one

Oooooooh !  Touchy !

Have you stuck your iron on Norway badge on your anorak yet ?

BTW

Besides OLE GUNNAR SOLKSJAER   keeping this post well on topic ...  can you ask your room-mate heimdall@athehelm why this official Norwegian website claims Marilyn Monroe and Paris Hilton (among others) to be Norwegian?

Now even you have to admit .......thats pushing it a bit .....

https://nww.no/famous-norwegians/

Oooooooh !  Touchy !

Have you stuck your iron on Norway badge on your anorak yet ?

BTW

Besides OLE GUNNAR SOLKSJAER   keeping this post well on topic ...  can you ask your room-mate heimdall@athehelm why this official Norwegian website claims Marilyn Monroe and Paris Hilton (among others) to be Norwegian?

Now even you have to admit .......thats pushing it a bit .....

https://nww.no/famous-norwegians/

Here's the Norway expert now - Have you ever done an all incluse in Benidorm BTW? There may be some Spanish members on the forum who you could educate about their country too 

If not there's always you're old buddy Google & Wiki!

Here's the Norway expert now - Have you ever done an all incluse in Benidorm BTW? There may be some Spanish members on the forum who you could educate on their country too 

I do know that Impalas run in zig zags and thrash bushes with their horns.

I'm all for banter and that but arguing over who's won Eurovision more?

Thats like arguing who's the least of a virgin

Back on topic... Marcus Rashford is an absolute class act. He'll get some ovation at Anfield next time he plays here

Back on topic... Marcus Rashford is an absolute class act. He'll get some ovation at Anfield next time he plays here

Yeah i read that somewhere, was it robertson that said it 

Yeah i read that somewhere, was it robertson that said it 

Yeah, think I read that last week. He's been absolutely brilliant so I'm sure we'll show our appreciation when we're able. Can't believe he's still only 22!

Ive got to get the dictionary out for your last two post mate.  Might take me a while to decipher it.

Its OK Keith mate.. 

Don't forget the latitude Heimdall@thehelm comes from.  They all have Sad Syndrome.

Should really be on your club's forum really.   
The Sad Cafe.

 

Its OK Keith mate.. 

Don't forget the latitude Heimdall@thehelm comes from.  They all have Sad Syndrome.

Should really be on your club's forum really.   
The Sad Cafe.

 

  He's alright is Heimdall, he's just so much misunderstood  Ain't that right Heimdall@thewheel 

He's alright is Heimdall, he's just so much misunderstood  Ain't that right Heimdall@thewheel 

He's not a true Viking though Keith.      Heimdall@thehelm.

Vikings were intrepid explorers as he likes to make out . Navigating excellently to foreign shores and new lands.
( Immigrant Song playing in the background )

However he lives in Milton Keynes where all roads run North South or East West  .....  where you just can't get lost even if you try.
They haven't even got a Pier !

The exotic part comes from names like Midsummer Boulevard where you crash your car looking at yourself in the mirrored office buildings.

I'm still waiting to hear back from him on Paris Hilton and Marilyn Monroe being Norwegian according to the site as previously posted.

https://nww.no/famous-norwegians/

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On Topic :

Media reporting that Utd are having difficulty in moving on some of their players. Lindgard, Smalling , Rojo, Jones and Pereira etc.
Perhaps no one else wants them Keith ?

Up a mecano?
Used to have their factory at Binns Road Liverpool 13. Green bits , red bits , silver bits ... and fiddly f**king nuts.

Reading this last page I thought I was having a stroke.

Can you just get back to laughing at the mancs lads?

Its the oddest collection of "banter" I think I've ever seen

Media reporting that Utd are having difficulty in moving on some of their players.
Perhaps no  one else wants them Keith ?

Probably two reason. (1) Not very good. (2) Covid.

Keith mate.

Forgot to mention that Milton Keynes shopping centre has a Saxon Gate.
Now if that isn't rubbing it in if you are a Viking.

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Cant get the sobbing effects for you Exiled .....perhaps raping and pillaging would suffice ?