The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

So bidding £90 odd million for Sancho was just a cover in signing Cavani on a two year deal free transfer!!

So bidding £90 odd million for Sancho was just a cover in signing Cavani on a two year deal free transfer!!

I can no longer work out how Ole works 

I can no longer work out how Ole works 

Obviously the striker cover for when he converts Ighalo into a centre-back!!

Obviously the striker cover for when he converts Ighalo into a centre-back!!

You should be his right hand man 

Cavani signing is United's Balotelli moment.

Cavani signing is United's Balotelli moment.

No no don't say that, could also be a Andy Carroll moment. 

He’ll get a few worldies here and there, but on his wages it'll cost them like £1million per goal...

Cavani signing is United's Balotelli moment.

Poetry.

whats the betting hes in the starting line up v spuds..not that theyre desperate.

Cavani signing is United's Balotelli moment.

No, Balotelli still had potential..

Wot ??!!

Another striker ? 


Ole's at the wheel. All is OK .

Think I need a break, can't take all this p!ss taking.   

Think I need a break, can't take all this p!ss taking.   

Don't worry, Cavani will only need a little time to settle into the back line. I reckon he's your best defender.




 

No, Balotelli still had potential..

I'm not having that. Knew it was a disastrous move the minute he signed. He's had potential at every big club he's signed for and F***ing blew it every single time.

I think the Martial sending off is a joke, and it pains me to say that, Lamela is a little sh*t for going down belatedly like he’d been shot! Either send neither off or send both off.

Erik Lamela is a total b***ard. Should be suspended for at least a game.

This is beautiful.

So on Sky Neville is saying this should spark the board into a transfer flurry tomorrow.
But if you’re Sancho Dembele Telles or whoever and you’re watching this.
Would you sign?

I think the Martial sending off is a joke, and it pains me to say that, Lamela is a little sh*t for going down belatedly like he’d been shot! Either send neither off or send both off.

What goes around comes around.
Fernandes takes some beating on the cheating b***ard scale.

Just got home and seen the score at half time, love it! More of the same 2nd half please!

This is beautiful.

No, I want Ollie at the wheel for as long as possible

Ollie you hear me?! Don't you dare let go of that wheel!

Seriously how sh*t is Pogba ? Has to be one of the most overrated players I’ve seen in the Premier League