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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      MIRO
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18875: Aug 17, 2020 09:44:20 am
      OGS  Quote in post match interview ...

      "Exciting to work with the boys but you could see at the end - tired legs and tired minds.
      We definitely need to improve to move up the table and take steps in the cups.
      I've never had three semi-finals in one season."

      All lost as well.


      Tired legs? Tired minds?  F.F.S. !

      Season starts in a few weeks.




      https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/53803731
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18876: Aug 17, 2020 09:52:37 am
      Both sets of inbreds humbled one after the other, lovely.

      Would of been nice to see Lukaku rip them a new ass in the final though...
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18877: Aug 17, 2020 10:58:18 am
      Three semi's lost in a season must be some kind of record! :lmao:

      I dunno, the older I get, the more it happens.

      Me and Pele, we're like peas in a pod!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18878: Aug 17, 2020 02:45:36 pm
      Last 30 minutes Sevilla were the better side, Utd ran out of ideas and Pogba was sh*t plus your defence.

      I'm fed up of discussing our shitty defence. Ole f**king clueless at the back along with some of the players.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18879: Aug 17, 2020 06:10:49 pm
      Both sets of inbreds humbled one after the other, lovely.

      Would of been nice to see Lukaku rip them a new ass in the final though...

      and Sanchez... but he's injured.

      ( The connotations of that part sentence are limitless )
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18880: Aug 17, 2020 10:07:36 pm
      I dunno, the older I get, the more it happens.

      Me and Pele, we're like peas in a pod!

      FFS need to set my drum kit up

      Ba dummm tish!!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18881: Aug 18, 2020 11:31:18 am
      Pochettino ?

      Should end up at Barcelona .  Just up the road from where he cut his managerial teeth with Espanyol.

      Me Wrong.

      Koeman has got the gig.

      Forgot the bitter rivalry between Espanyol  and Barca.

      Would have been like us (choke/gag)  hiring OGS.......OMG.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18882: Aug 19, 2020 03:39:30 pm
      Lots of teams think they should beat Seville, and don't. We played them 4 times since 2016 and the most we managed was 2 draws. We've found them a tougher nut to crack than Barcelona.

      Once the Seville defence resisted the early 100mph siege, they dealt with whatever ammo was thrown at them comfortably enough imo. They've won the competition multiple times, the mancs haven't.

      Armed with their third place finish, I assume the faithfully deluded now think that they're capable of winning 95 points next season to challenge for the league. Because that's the starting point just to challenge for it these days. But after their worst start to a season in nigh on 40 years, three seasons of no silverware at any level has been confirmed. Just like the good old days.

      The fourth season starts again in a few weeks.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18883: Aug 21, 2020 11:36:07 am
      Harry Maguire has been spoken to by the Greek Police following an altercation on Mykonos the gay island.

      Is it all "coming out"now ?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18884: Aug 21, 2020 11:56:02 am
      Harry Maguire has been spoken to by the Greek Police following an altercation on Mykonos the gay island.

      Is it all "coming out"now ?

      Can an island be gay? 🤷‍♂️
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18885: Aug 21, 2020 12:21:37 pm
      Can an island be gay? 🤷‍♂️

      Why not ? 

       ;D

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18886: Aug 21, 2020 12:35:41 pm
      Can an island be gay? 🤷‍♂️


      No racist remarks now as I'll report you both to admin. Not my fault I won't come out of the closet  :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18887: Aug 21, 2020 12:40:12 pm
      No racist remarks now as I'll report you both to admin. Not my fault I won't come out of the closet  :lmao: :lmao:

      Gay Islands Matter .
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18888: Aug 21, 2020 01:36:22 pm

      respect the islands personal choice man!!! Stop using your human privilege!! ;-)
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18889: Aug 21, 2020 03:55:37 pm
      respect the islands personal choice man!!! Stop using your human privilege!! ;-)

      Heimdall am I allowed to ask you your age, name, where you live, what you do, hobbies. Basically your profile. Obviously fully understand if you rather not. I'm being inquisitive, some would say nosey  b***ard :couch:  ;D

      Apologies in advanced if I've stepped offer the mark.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18890: Aug 21, 2020 03:56:52 pm
      The assault by Maguire on the Greek bizzie has been reviewed on CCTV and the Mancs have been awarded a penalty.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18891: Aug 21, 2020 04:10:54 pm
      Heimdall am I allowed to ask you your age, name, where you live, what you do, hobbies. Basically your profile. Obviously fully understand if you rather not. I'm being inquisitive, some would say nosey  b***ard :couch:  ;D

      Apologies in advanced if I've stepped offer the mark.

      This isnt a dating website Keith

      You can slip into Heimy DMs if you like
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18892: Aug 21, 2020 04:22:32 pm
      This isnt a dating website Keith

      You can slip into Heimy DMs if you like

      Never heard of it, you must be a member then  ;D No I just think it's nice to get a idea of the type of person your talking to really.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18893: Aug 21, 2020 04:27:10 pm
      Never heard of it, you must be a member then  ;D No I just think it's nice to get a idea of the type of person your talking to really.

       :jackoff:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18894: Aug 21, 2020 04:40:36 pm

      What yer like  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: You better tell me about you then  :f_whistle:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18895: Aug 21, 2020 06:00:29 pm
      Heimdall am I allowed to ask you your age, name, where you live, what you do, hobbies. Basically your profile. Obviously fully understand if you rather not. I'm being inquisitive, some would say nosey  b***ard :couch:  ;D



      Moo Moo Land .  Where the Concrete Cows live.

      Local teams play at the Moo Camp.


      Mad Cow Metropolis ?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18896: Aug 21, 2020 08:46:35 pm
      Moo Moo Land .  Where the Concrete Cows live.

      Local teams play at the Moo Camp.


      Mad Cow Metropolis ?

      Concrete cow is close 🐄. As for my age I'll let people guess 😉
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18897: Aug 21, 2020 09:54:50 pm
      Harry Maguire has been spoken to by the Greek Police following an altercation on Mykonos the gay island.

      Is it all "coming out"now ?

      Nah he’s been arrested for impersonating a centre half

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18898: Aug 21, 2020 10:36:29 pm
      Concrete cow is close 🐄. As for my age I'll let people guess 😉

      So no profile on you then.  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18899: Aug 22, 2020 08:15:50 am
      Concrete cow is close 🐄. As for my age I'll let people guess 😉

      12?

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