The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

So on Sky Neville is saying this should spark the board into a transfer flurry tomorrow.
But if you’re Sancho Dembele Telles or whoever and you’re watching this.
Would you sign?

Aye that's the solution they need, throw yet more money at the problem.

Nevile is blinded by loyalty to his mate and if it was anyone but Solsjkaer there he'd be calling for his head.

You can't tell me a half decent coach couldn't make a decent side out of what they have.

Just 😂😂😂

Getting crushed despite taking the lead through a standard Fernandes penalty.. 

Don't worry, Cavani will sort the defence out.

Erik Lamela is a total b***ard. Should be suspended for at least a game.

He should get free drinks in Liverpool more like

Aye that's the solution they need, throw yet more money at the problem.

Nevile is blinded by loyalty to his mate and if it was anyone but Solsjkaer there he'd be calling for his head.

You can't tell me a half decent coach couldn't make a decent side out of what they have.

If they need to invest in anything it should be a centre-back and a defensive midfielder. I don't get the clamour for a collection of over the hill back up strikers that Ole seems to love.

Unless it's some sort of tax scam!!

Don't worry, Cavani will sort the defence out.

 


Its 1-5 to Spuds at the mo at the Theatre of Delusion and Despair . 

Maguire is taking a roasting from the media.

Keith is hiding behind sofa taking his meds.

Ferguson is paralytic already.

Hucknall has shot himself.

Roy Keane  . Anyone want to ask him if THIS is sloppy ?

Stadium nearly empty ....... oh it is ! 

Plus Tame Impala says that the Scum is a team he respects .




Couldn't make it up.

If they need to invest in anything it should be a centre-back and a defensive midfielder. I don't get the clamour for a collectoon of over the hill back up strikers that Ole seems to love.

Unless it's some sort of tax scam!!

Exactly.

Just came to post this.

I have no idea why so many people still bang on about him being world class, he had one good world cup and he's been world class ever since, despite being absolutely sh*te.

He's an Instagram 'star' that can kick a ball, end of.

The French and Juve seemed to get the best out of him, get a couple of grafters around him, who'll do his work for him.

Defo a motd type player - looks F***ing great on the highlights.

Hope Ole doesn't get the chop after this.

Keep the faith in him Manc tw*ts.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/54271760

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I think you'll find their progress off the field has been excellent though .
They have an official pillows partner after all.


And a noodle brand.

He should get free drinks in Liverpool more like

He's the snide b***ard who could get himself between Virgils boot as it started its descent ,and the ball

He should get free drinks in Liverpool more like

Not after cheating us a few years ago.

But both of our statements could be true. 

 



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I think the Martial sending off is a joke, and it pains me to say that, Lamela is a little sh*t for going down belatedly like he’d been shot! Either send neither off or send both off.

At best I thought it was two yellows. Only seen snip it's of the match. Did it go to VAR? As I don't understand if it did why they both didn't get booked.

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And the 7-2 ? 

Its 1-5 to Spuds at the mo at the Theatre of Delusion and Despair . 

Maguire is taking a roasting from the media.

Keith is hiding behind sofa taking his meds.

Ferguson is paralytic already.

Hucknall has shot himself.

Roy Keane  . Anyone want to ask him if THIS is sloppy ?

Stadium nearly empty ....... oh it is ! 

Plus Tame Impala says that the Scum is a team he respects .




Couldn't make it up.

You know I never hide just been out. Did you lads do any better ?   

Minus 5 GD.
We're as bad as Manure on the day.
But we're still Champions !!!

What goes around comes around.

Well that's definitely the case today. You turn to take it on the chin.  The goals scored so far in league have been unbelievable 

Well that's definitely the case today. You turn to take it on the chin.  The goals scored so far in league have been unbelievable 

Keith id love to know is this a first, our clubs taking such hidings on the same dsy? Surely a first?

Keith id love to know is this a first, our clubs taking such hidings on the same dsy? Surely a first?

Never seen it before Brian and we've been watching it a while. Must be least 100 years between us both 

Never seen it before Brian and we've been watching it a while. Must be least 100 years between us both 

I was thinking of a smart arse reply then realised your right 

I was thinking of a smart arse reply then realised your right