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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18900: Aug 22, 2020 11:51:44 am
      Harry Maguire has been spoken to by the Greek Police following an altercation on Mykonos the gay island.

      Is it all "coming out"now ?

      Was asked to turn around by Greek police and it took him about half an hour!!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18901: Aug 22, 2020 12:10:25 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18902: Aug 22, 2020 12:31:50 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18903: Aug 22, 2020 01:07:34 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18904: Aug 24, 2020 01:26:54 am



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      Reply #18905: Aug 25, 2020 04:30:15 pm
      Not one, but two coppers giving evidence against him.  Going to need some big brown envelopes to sort this one out.

      Harry Maguire: Police allege Manchester United captain tried to bribe them
      Manchester United captain Harry Maguire asked police who had arrested him on the Greek island of Mykonos "Do you know who I am?" and offered to give them money, his trial has heard.

      The England defender, 27, was one of three people arrested on Thursday after an alleged altercation with police.

      The others are Maguire's brother Joe, 28, and friend Christopher Sharman, 29.

      All three are accused of repeated bodily harm and violence against public employees.

      Harry and Joe Maguire are also accused of attempted bribery, while Harry Maguire and Christopher Sharman are accused of insult.

      All three men deny all the charges.

      Harry Maguire, who was on Tuesday named in Gareth Southgate's latest England squad, is not in attendance at the trial in Syros, but his father, Alan, is.

      He is being represented by Alexis Anagnostakis, one of Greece's top human rights lawyers, who asked for a postponement but that was rejected by the judge.

      Anagnostakis told the court the events stemmed from Maguire's sister Daisy being injected by a substance by a group of Albanians and she immediately fainted.

      The defendants called for transport and asked to be driven to a hospital, but were instead taken to a police station.

      The prosecution alleges Maguire, his brother and friend then physically and verbally attacked police officers.

      One policeman alleged that while at the police station, Maguire said: "Do you know who I am? I am the captain of Manchester United, I am very rich, I can give you money, I can pay you, please let us go."

      His colleague added that Maguire had said to him: "Please, let me go, I am very rich, I can pay, I am the leader of Manchester United."

      The trial continues.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18906: Aug 25, 2020 04:39:35 pm
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      Reply #18907: Aug 25, 2020 05:26:37 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18908: Aug 25, 2020 05:37:04 pm
      Hang the Roma four Mykonos one  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18909: Aug 25, 2020 05:42:19 pm
      and yet Southgate named him in the squad today only hours ahead of the judgement....  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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      Reply #18910: Aug 25, 2020 06:29:35 pm
      21 month suspended sentence
      If that’s any of us we are getting sacked
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18911: Aug 25, 2020 07:26:06 pm
      I wonder how much he was fined?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18912: Aug 25, 2020 08:09:26 pm
      and yet Southgate named him in the squad today only hours ahead of the judgement....  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

      and now he's had to backtrack and drop him.

      Shambles.  ;D Typical of Southgate's leadership.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18913: Aug 25, 2020 08:52:21 pm
      and now he's had to backtrack and drop him.

      Shambles.  ;D Typical of Southgate's leadership.

      Yes that was bloody stupid of Southgate
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      Reply #18914: Aug 25, 2020 09:18:34 pm
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      Reply #18915: Aug 25, 2020 09:55:36 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18916: Aug 31, 2020 11:29:45 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18917: Sep 03, 2020 11:54:38 am
      Mancs have signed Van De Beek. If you’re not sure who he is, then he’s the Mancs version of Davy Klassen.
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      Reply #18918: Sep 03, 2020 12:06:00 pm
      Mancs have signed Van De Beek. If you’re not sure who he is, then he’s the Mancs version of Davy Klassen.

      Main thing is he's a squad player and now a bench player.  :)
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18919: Sep 03, 2020 06:08:58 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18920: Sep 03, 2020 06:12:21 pm
      How long before he's called Beaker?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18921: Sep 03, 2020 08:16:50 pm
      How long before he's called Beaker?

      Better than Manc tw*t so I'll take Beaker  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18922: Sep 04, 2020 05:40:55 pm
      Sánchez saying he asked if it’s possible to tear up his contract and return to the arse after one training session with the mancs 😂

      And they paid him how much?!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18923: Sep 05, 2020 03:16:05 pm
      U-18s today 5/9/20.


      Reds 4 - 1 Scum .
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