The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

F**k off United, u flogs... VAR has got u into 3rd position, nothing else!

Your like a old woman, stop f**king moaning.

PS... With the snowflakes about I better say old man too before  I'm accused of being racist 

Your like a old woman, stop f**king moaning.

PS... With the snowflakes about I better say old man too before  I'm accused of being racist 

Which snowflakes would that be then Keith??

Which snowflakes would that be then Keith??

Was just a general statement mate, not aimed at you in anyway shape  or form so you can take that cap off, it doesn't fit. 

Which snowflakes would that be then Keith??

Which snowflakes would that be then Keith??

 

Which snowflakes would that be then Keith??

 

Your defo a snowflake. You moan at me just because like you we're both mancs 

I just spat out my red jelly and ice cream!

I just spat out my red jelly and ice cream!

 

Your like a old woman, stop f**king moaning.

PS... With the snowflakes about I better say old man too before  I'm accused of being racist 

Sexist!! 😂

Sexist!! 😂

I'll take it.  Better than being accused of being cuntish 

Merry Christmas   

Better than being accused of being c*ntish 

Leave that up to Oz. He'll always oblige you with that one Keith.

 

As for Me :  I wouldn't give a XXXX.   

An Oz "In" Joke... not known in Madchester.
From the days of sweaty vests, bush hats and no sheilas in the public bar.

No State Of Origin should be without a couple as long as the Maroons win.

Leave that up to Oz. He'll always oblige you with that one Keith.

 

As for Me :  I wouldn't give a XXXX.   

An Oz "In" Joke... not known in Madchester.
From the days of sweaty vests, bush hats and no sheilas in the public bar.

No State Of Origin should be without a couple as long as the Maroons win.

Im off to Abu Dhabi on on Saturday so you can all have a nice break for week- two - three or four   

No idea what the crack is over their. Probably won't let me on rif raf sites 

Im off to Abu Dhabi on on Saturday so you can all have a nice break for week- two - three or four   

No idea what the crack is over their. Probably won't let me on rif raf sites 

Thank f**k ya c**t

I have cousins over there, will tell them to greet you with open arms 

Thank f**k ya c**t

I have cousins over there, will tell them to greet you with open arms 

Does your boyfriend tell you your one moaning f**ker. 

Does your boyfriend tell you your one moaning f**ker. 

Right was gonna tell them to take it easy on you....now..........

Right was gonna tell them to take it easy on you....now..........

  

Congrats to utd on winning the league tonight the players celebrated it in style then

Congrats to utd on winning the league tonight the players celebrated it in style then

Not interested in utd. The reality is that if we could beat Fulham Brighton West brom and Newcastle we would be miles clear. Its our own fault they have gone level with us. Its frustrating.

United are playing well.
It’ll be interesting how they perform under real title pressure as none of their players have that kind of experience at United.
They also still have to play away at Liverpool, Man City, arsenal, Chelsea and spurs. With a home fixture vs us as well.

But they do have confidence at the minute. And this season the league will be won with about 80points I reckon. Which is about 15 more wins until the end of the season with 22 games left.

But if city win their games in hand they only go a point behind us.

It’ll be interesting how the season pans out. If we get a centre back it gives us a massive advantage again IMO. If not it’s too tight to call.

We've still got to play them twice and loads of games to go, so who's still panicking about the F***ing mancs.

Thiago will run rings round those cu*ts at Anfield.

Seeing this stat this morning FFS!!!

Manchester United have had 42 penalties since Ole arrived in December 2018.⁣
⁣
Liverpool have had 46 in the whole of Jürgen Klopp’s five-and-a-bit-year reign. ⁣
⁣


  rigged!!!

Fergy has taught him well!

Seeing this stat this morning FFS!!!

Manchester United have had 42 penalties since Ole arrived in December 2018.⁣
⁣
Liverpool have had 46 in the whole of Jürgen Klopp’s five-and-a-bit-year reign. ⁣
⁣


  rigged!!!

It's not that United have had more penalties than Liverpool. It's more a case of the opposition fouling our players more than yours. 

Thing is, any club that spends a billion pound on players in 7 years should be competing.
Chelsea and Man City included in that.