The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

What is impressive is that you have the least amount of defeats now in the league.
I said at the start of the season, or even last season (I can’t recall) that I think under ole you will be a good cup team that always falls short in the league. Like we were under Houllier (and even Rafa to an extent).

What is impressive is that you have the least amount of defeats now in the league.
I said at the start of the season, or even last season (I can’t recall) that I think under ole you will be a good cup team that always falls short in the league. Like we were under Houllier (and even Rafa to an extent).

So hard to believe as I really just don't think Ole can take us to the next level. 31 points we've gained from losing positions.

Will you have a United shirt on Tuesday 

So hard to believe as I really just don't think Ole can take us to the next level. 31 points we've gained from losing positions.

Will you have a United shirt on Tuesday 

I’m not sure it will be washed in time.

I’m not sure it will be washed in time.

Post it to me I'll sort it. HR Has already asked me to do his so might as well do yours at the same time. 

Post it to me I'll sort it. HR Has already asked me to do his so might as well do yours at the same time. 

So you’re like a launderette service now. That’s how bill Gates started.

So you’re like a launderette service now. That’s how bill Gates started.

Only for this match. My good will to all you Liverpool fans who'll be supporting us. However, wouldn't surprise me if there's still the odd one want Leicester to win. 

Only for this match. My good will to all you Liverpool fans who'll be supporting us. However, wouldn't surprise me if there's still the odd one want Leicester to win. 

I’m fairly sure I speak on behalf of everyone here when I say I wish United well in the Leicester game. And for all of England I hope you bring back the Europa trophy. I’m sure even the most loyal Liverpool supporters will raise a glass if you win that final.

I’m fairly sure I speak on behalf of everyone here when I say I wish United well in the Leicester game. And for all of England I hope you bring back the Europa trophy. I’m sure even the most loyal Liverpool supporters will raise a glass if you win that final.

Que Dan derr man.  Will he agree with you. 

I’m fairly sure I speak on behalf of everyone here when I say I wish United well in the Leicester game. And for all of England I hope you bring back the Europa trophy. I’m sure even the most loyal Liverpool supporters will raise a glass if you win that final.

I’m fairly sure you don’t speak on behalf of us all

Want them to win the Europa 
I hope Villarreal smoke them by 10

Que Dan derr man.  Will he agree with you. 

I know, wherever he is, he’s nodding in agreement.

Who you reckon will start that game? De gea or Henderson?

I know, wherever he is, he’s nodding in agreement.

Who you reckon will start that game? De gea or Henderson?

Apparently he never wants us to win no matter what the circumstances. 

The Leicester game DeGea.

Apparently he never wants us to win no matter what the circumstances. 

The Leicester game DeGea.

And last question, would you rather 20 titles and 3 champions leagues.
Or 19 titles and 6 champions leagues.

And last question, would you rather 20 titles and 3 champions leagues.
Or 19 titles and 6 champions leagues.

Unfair question as that's 25 trophies against 23.    However, without question it's always been Premier league for me. It's the holy grail. Cup competitions always come second even though it's the most prestigious cup competition in the world.

How many United fans will there be here on Tuesday nite.  Must be atleast 99% Hope this thread pretty lively and you lads cheering us lot! on. 

I'd love to have one ear on Huyton Reds walls that nite.   

If I can be arsed watching!! I'm fully expecting an under strength team defeat/draw, then a full strength team against us and the smug tw*t Ole gloating like F**k if you get the win.

If I can be arsed watching!! I'm fully expecting an under strength team defeat/draw, then a full strength team against us and the smug tw*t Ole gloating like f**k if you get the win.

Ole (( officially)) already stated he's playing weaken side against Leicester. 

Christ I'm in for some stick if Leicester win. 

Ole (( officially)) already stated he's playing weaken side against Leicester. 

Christ I'm in for some stick if Leicester win. 

Funny old game footy, City continue to slip up as they have been distracted by the CL final, you guys have a shout to win the title if you play a strong team against Leicester...😎

Get on RedCafe to put pressure on Olly to field a string 11..

Funny old game footy, City continue to slip up as they have been distracted by the CL final, you guys have a shout to win the title if you play a strong team against Leicester...😎

Get on RedCafe to put pressure on Olly to field a string 11..

Hmmm me fink wishful thinking Shabs.  I might have to go missing tomorrow nite. My name cud be in the mud big time, not that it isn't already.  Even my Scouse mates Manchester bound might send me to Coventry 

I'll buy he matches

but remember the old saying sh*t doesnt burn.

The Official mancs Can't Win The League Day has arrived, for the excellent 8th Year running.

10 Points Behind
3 Games Left

Thanks to those clubs, be they mighty or mediocre, who have all contributed to keep the trophy away from the toilet once again, namely...

Arsenal
Chelsea
Crystal Palace
Everton
Leeds United
Leicester City
Manchester City
Sheffield United
Tottenham Hotspur
West Bromwich Albion

and

LIVERPOOL FC

The clock will be reset in August, in the quest to make it 9 in a row.

The Official mancs Can't Win The League Day has arrived, for the excellent 8th Year running.

10 Points Behind
3 Games Left

Thanks to those clubs, be they mighty or mediocre, who have all contributed to keep the trophy away from the toilet once again, namely...

Arsenal
Chelsea
Crystal Palace
Everton
Leeds United
Leicester City
Manchester City
Sheffield United
Tottenham Hotspur
West Bromwich Albion

and

LIVERPOOL FC

The clock will be reset in August, in the quest to make it 9 in a row.

Your such a weirdo at times I can't work you out.  Out of respect for the fans that are not weirdos on here I won't reply

Your such a weirdo at times I can't work you out.  Out of respect for the fans that are not weirdos on here I won't reply

But you did reply 

But you did reply 

You know what I mean, why you being so pedantic.

  Is this part of the English language 

Stupid cu*ts!


We would have done the same, no doubting that but you are still a bunch of jammy cu*ts!