The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Heimdall not seen for a while...😂

Don’t say his name out loud, he might come back

Don’t say his name out loud, he might come back

He’s already here under a different username 😎

He’s already here under a different username 😎

Nah that’s not him, he is too literate - annoying yes, but literate

Nah that’s not him, he is too literate - annoying yes, but literate

Literate or not ,doesn't change the fact he's still a Kunt !

So by their (recent) standards they've had a really good year and yet the only thing they've "won" is finishing one spot ahead of us in the table?

My how the mighty have fallen.

https://twitter.com/AJno9V3/status/1397813964709498882?s=19

Heimdall not seen for a while...😂

You don't think that heimy is ole do you ?. One was a liverpool fan

You don't think that heimy is ole do you ?. One was a liverpool fan

Ole was the Liverpool fan...

Don’t say his name out loud, he might come back

Like Beetlejuice ?

Like Beetlejuice ?

Or say it 3 times like candyman

Just want to say thanks Manure, Ole et al for some great entertainment last night.
Didn't watch the match obviously, F**k that ball of sh*te.
No, but saw the last of ET and the penoes.
Thought when Villarreal's chocolate wristed keeper let Shaws effort in, it might be their night.
But it wasn't to be 
F***ing hillarious
Had a buddy who's a Utd fan get his vaccine jab that morning, woke up this morning in bits. Not vaccine related though 
Taking their medals off before leaving the podium, don't do that lads, yee'll be looking for them loosers medals in a fews years time when yee still haven't won F**k all 

https://twitter.com/Gr33nLif3/status/1397692689550872580?s=20


 

https://twitter.com/xxx/status/1397808751307112448?s=20

 

Or say it 3 times like candyman

  Think Beetlejuice was 3 times as well

As one of my mates on our Whatsapp group said

'All those Thursdays for that!'

They only played the knockout rounds, after being found out by proper teams in our European competition.

I don't think any team went into a European final as experienced at taking penalties as them, since Red Star Belgrade in Bari 30 years ago. There is a difference though. Red Star won their shootout.

  they need Fellani back 

De Gea needs to take some lessons from Allison on just how to score 

Bloody brilliant, I'm loving all the excuses from the hyped up media bullshit 


Very quiet on here from a so called manc isn't it lads 

Where is Keith !

Where is Keith !

There’s a reason his name is Singleton mate, I mean, my name is Billy and I got no mates either, 😜 it might be a good idea if he changed his name to Hermit, that way, if things turn to sh*t, 💩he can just crawl back into his shell,🐚 ……

….come out come out Keith wherever you are, your gonna get hammered anyway, you may as well get it over with, and besides, we could do with a laughter boost, but then, I’m not sure my ribs could stand the strain after the exploits of your not so noisy neighbours last night,


Anyway, congratulations must go to Manchester Utd, they are the only side in the history of British football to be knocked out of the Champions League, The Europa League and the European Super League, in the same season ……… I’ll just leave that right there..! !




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Must be grim in Manchester.

 

 

 


F**k Me, Bruno looks like he’s just ran out of pants to sniff….never mind Crank, the rest of your team are sh*te too,

 



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