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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19596: Sep 06, 2021 08:37:42 pm


      You really think Ronaldo is going to listen to a schmuck like Ole?

      Hopefully not  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19597: Sep 06, 2021 09:12:01 pm
      Ole has a nack of benching new players  :f_steam: With this one being Ronaldo I have it 50/50. They only thing I do know ( my opinion ) is that he will play some part of the game.

      Ta mate. Wanted to get some insight for my fantasy team :laugh:

      But aside from that, with Sancho having a slow start/an injury, Rashford injured, Martial being…well, being Martial and Cavani still getting up to speed, surely Ole can’t afford to not start him. Soon find out I guess.
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      Reply #19598: Sep 06, 2021 09:25:07 pm
      Ta mate. Wanted to get some insight for my fantasy team :laugh:

      But aside from that, with Sancho having a slow start/an injury, Rashford injured, Martial being…well, being Martial and Cavani still getting up to speed, surely Ole can’t afford to not start him. Soon find out I guess.

      Don't know how that fantasy team lark works I've never played it but hopefully I've helped.  :lmao:

      Think you know my views  on Sancho ( jury still out on him ) As for Martial, he'd be gone if I had my way and put money towards Haaland. I don't understand Ole's logic getting Ronaldo. His forward line looks quite formidable on paper now so his options up looking k exceptional, at least on paper.

      Christ knows what his formation will be, I stopped trying to work that out over a year ago.  :f_doh: We know Ole can Fcuk it up and won't be any surprise to me if he does. Only saving grace I think I have is if he doesn't win anything this year he surely has to go this time........ Please God.

      He's currently on 8 lives... Just the one left  :lmao:


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      Reply #19599: Sep 06, 2021 09:36:34 pm
      Don't know how that fantasy team lark works I've never played it but hopefully I've helped.  :lmao:

      Think you know my views  on Sancho ( jury still out on him ) As for Martial, he'd be gone if I had my way and put money towards Haaland. I don't understand Ole's logic getting Ronaldo. His forward line looks quite formidable on paper now so his options up looking k exceptional, at least on paper.

      Christ knows what his formation will be, I stopped trying to work that out over a year ago.  :f_doh: We know Ole can Fcuk it up and won't be any surprise to me if he does. Only saving grace I think I have is if he doesn't win anything this year he surely has to go this time........ Please God.

      He's currently on 8 lives... Just the one left  :lmao:




      Think you’re right, or at least you should be regarding his position if nothing is won this season. He’s spent a lot of money and gotten in a lot of players now so the excuse of it no longer being a squad he has assembled no longer exists. He’s had getting on for 3 years now to make that team his own so if he’s empty handed come May, then the years of not winning anything will only continue.

      It’s odd, I want him to be sacked because he irritates me but at the same time (hoping this doesn’t come back to haunt me), it’s funny seeing him not win anything so hope he stays. I’m guessing your view on that may be a bit different :laugh:.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19600: Sep 07, 2021 05:32:48 am
      I like Olly, he's a humble little fella and long may he reign.
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      Reply #19601: Sep 07, 2021 08:24:31 am
      Think you’re right, or at least you should be regarding his position if nothing is won this season. He’s spent a lot of money and gotten in a lot of players now so the excuse of it no longer being a squad he has assembled no longer exists. He’s had getting on for 3 years now to make that team his own so if he’s empty handed come May, then the years of not winning anything will only continue.

      It’s odd, I want him to be sacked because he irritates me but at the same time (hoping this doesn’t come back to haunt me), it’s funny seeing him not win anything so hope he stays. I’m guessing your view on that may be a bit different :laugh:.

      Whilst you were on a break I slated Ole big time. Have a look at my past post.  ;D I cringe when I watch/listen to his interviews  :f_steam: He doesn't come across at all well and can clearly see doesn't know what he's talking about.

      I'm hoping my post come back to haunt me and he wins us the Premier League, I'll take all the flack coming with a bloody big smile on my face.  :lmao:

      He's had another years experience at the biggest job in football with no experience on how to run a top top club. United were to good for him, he knows it too. Job came to soon but who would refuse the best job in football (( if your United fan )

      COME ON OLE  :couch:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19602: Sep 07, 2021 07:24:43 pm
      The debate will always linger on Ronaldo or Messi. 

      Maradona shits them both

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      Reply #19603: Sep 07, 2021 07:52:35 pm

      The hand of God..... Not for me.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19604: Sep 08, 2021 04:55:25 pm

      Hahaha F***ing boss, made Shilton look a c**t, then did the same to Reid, Hodge and Fenwick with that second goal.
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      Reply #19605: Sep 08, 2021 07:57:25 pm
      Hahaha f**king boss, made Shilton look a c**t, then did the same to Reid, Hodge and Fenwick with that second goal.

      He did but like a favourite word of yours he's still a Cnut
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      Reply #19606: Sep 08, 2021 09:00:36 pm
      He did but like a favourite word of yours he's still a Cnut

      And still better than Ronaldo or Messi.
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      Reply #19607: Sep 08, 2021 09:44:21 pm
      And still better than Ronaldo or Messi.

      Agree.

      Unrivalled for me.
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      Reply #19608: Sep 08, 2021 09:48:36 pm
      And still better than Ronaldo or Messi.

      Would you still call them cnuts if they played for you lot!!
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      Reply #19609: Sep 09, 2021 06:59:54 pm
      Would you still call them cnuts if they played for you lot!!

      But they don't.

      The correct answer would be "they're OUR c**t"
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      Reply #19610: Sep 09, 2021 07:09:33 pm
      But they don't.

      The correct answer would be "they're OUR c**t"

      b***ard  :lmao:

      Knew  you'd get it  ;D Read it so many times on here members saying! He maybe a Cnut ( bit like Suarez) but he's our Cnut  ;D

      I soooo wanted to catch you out on that one.  ;D
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      Reply #19611: Sep 10, 2021 01:56:49 am
      But they don't.

      The correct answer would be "they're OUR c**t"

      Just like Luis, he will always be OUR c**t.  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19612: Sep 10, 2021 11:15:25 am
      The sh*t thing about Ronaldo returning to United is that my boys are pretty well fu**ed off..

      They’ve only known him since Real Madrid & Juventus teams…

      They don’t wear any kit with Ronaldo  on it now.. 

      Silver lining is I save a few hundred quid now.. 😂
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      Reply #19613: Sep 10, 2021 11:19:11 am
      The sh*t thing about Ronaldo returning to United is that my boys are pretty well fu**ed off..

      They’ve only known him since Real Madrid & Juventus teams…

      They don’t wear any kit with Ronaldo  on it now.. 

      Silver lining is I save a few hundred quid now.. 😂

      Wearing a kit with an ex Manc name is shameful in itself mate have a word with your young lads. 😋
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      Reply #19614: Sep 10, 2021 11:23:23 am
      Wearing a kit with an ex Manc name is shameful in itself mate have a word with your young lads. 😋

      They’ve got Mane & Bobby on their LFC kits.. 😎
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      Reply #19615: Sep 10, 2021 12:21:47 pm
      The sh*t thing about Ronaldo returning to United is that my boys are pretty well fu**ed off..

      They’ve only known him since Real Madrid & Juventus teams…

      They don’t wear any kit with Ronaldo  on it now.. 

      Silver lining is I save a few hundred quid now.. 😂

      Doing your kids out of their favourite players shirt  Shabs ? That's not very nice. Why don't you get them Livepool shirt with Ronaldo on the back then.  :f_whistle:
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      Reply #19616: Sep 10, 2021 12:33:39 pm
      Doing your kids out of their favourite players shirt  Shabs ? That's not very nice. Why don't you get them Livepool shirt with Ronaldo on the back then.  :f_whistle:

      🖕🏼😂
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19617: Sep 11, 2021 08:15:21 am
      theyre REALLY bigging him up..I think he ll score at least twice.. in the first 15 minutes..
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19618: Sep 11, 2021 03:22:50 pm
      The amount of videos I've saw on Twitter of grown men knocking about Old Trafford with green and gold scarves draped around their necks... Whilst also donning the shiny new Man United replica shirt with Ronaldo on the back 😂

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