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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Keith Singleton
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19725: Sep 29, 2021 09:59:06 pm
      Well at least this thread won't be as busy taking the p!ss out of me now.  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19726: Sep 29, 2021 10:02:44 pm
      Imagine having a manger that demands the level of respect that has players willing to throw gum at them...

      Another undeserved win for Individual Moments FC
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      Reply #19727: Sep 29, 2021 10:13:02 pm
      Imagine having a manger that demands the level of respect that has players willing to throw gum at them...

      Another undeserved win for Individual Moments FC

      To be fair you called it. You said we would steal it which we did.  ;D Anyway don't worry to much, we certainly don't look like a City Chavs and probably you  lot!  :D

      Viva Ronaldo yet again though, that's 5 goals in 5 games. Not bad for a OAP  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19728: Sep 29, 2021 10:20:53 pm
      Where's HR gone  :lmao:
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      Reply #19729: Sep 29, 2021 10:32:11 pm
      To be fair you called it. You said we would steal it which we did.  ;D Anyway don't worry to much, we certainly don't look like a City Chavs and probably you  lot!  :D

      Viva Ronaldo yet again though, that's 5 goals in 5 games. Not bad for a OAP  :lmao:

      Hypocrite you…. 😂 Cheering on your own who is paid almost £500,000 pw but calling out our Salah if he were to ask (which he hasn’t) for that kind of pay..

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      Reply #19730: Sep 29, 2021 10:37:46 pm
      Hypocrite you…. 😂 Cheering on your own who is paid almost £500,000 pw but calling out our Salah if he were to ask (which he hasn’t) for that kind of pay..



       :lmao: I'd never call Salah, enough Scousers have done that on here when he went through a bad patch. This mancs has always rated him and you'll never find a post calling him, I'd have him at OT in a flash.

      However, if he wanted £500k a week he'd get called a greedy Cnut just like all the players who take more than 100k a week home. Call me a dinosaur  ;D

      PS... I would call him our greedy Cnut though.  :lmao:
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      Reply #19731: Sep 29, 2021 10:43:09 pm
      :lmao: I'd never call Salah, enough Scousers have done that on here when he went through a bad patch. This mancs has always rated him and you'll never find a post calling him, I'd have him at OT in a flash.

      However, if he wanted £500k a week he'd get called a greedy Cnut just like all the players who take more than 100k a week home. Call me a dinosaur  ;D

      PS... I would call him our greedy Cnut though.  :lmao:

      So if they make 99k per week they aren’t greedy? Just at the magical 100k barrier?
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      Reply #19732: Sep 29, 2021 10:45:59 pm
      C*nts  ;D

      But...

      The fact that it took a last minute winner against that calibre of oppo is more paper over the cracks
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      Reply #19733: Sep 29, 2021 10:46:47 pm
      So if they make 99k per week they aren’t greedy? Just at the magical 100k barrier?

      Stop being picky, I have to stop somewhere  :D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19734: Sep 30, 2021 01:08:06 am
      Ha ha!!!!! Cnut

      What did  it say? Can't read Tw@ter

      You be lost if I left forum, it would be like losing your right arm that you  :tosser: with  :lmao:





       :lmao: :lmao:


      ambidextrous mate, I'll be fine...see ya!  xxxxx:action-smiley-065:

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      Reply #19735: Sep 30, 2021 01:41:24 am
      Stop being picky, I have to stop somewhere  :D

      Not being picky, just wondering how you are making your observation about someone's greed. It's a pretty harsh accusation to make about someone that you don't really know anything about whether it's Ronaldo, Salah, Mbappe or Andy Robertson.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19736: Sep 30, 2021 01:42:47 am
      90 + 5 wasn't it??

      Jammy Fergie time

      Didn't watch, was the 5 minutes actually there?
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      Reply #19737: Sep 30, 2021 03:47:44 am
      90 + 5 wasn't it??

      Jammy Fergie time

      Didn't watch, was the 5 minutes actually there?

      You fcukers try anything not to give the old man credit  :lmao: Just admit it? One of the GOAT no matter shirts on his back he continues to break records. Take the rose tints off and just come clean.  ;)

      You know you want too.
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      Reply #19738: Sep 30, 2021 07:46:14 am
      You fcukers try anything not to give the old man credit  :lmao: Just admit it? One of the GOAT no matter shirts on his back he continues to break records. Take the rose tints off and just come clean.  ;)

      You know you want too.

      I give him credit for making it this long, thought a sniper would have taken him out years ago!  :gunhappyyank:
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      Reply #19739: Sep 30, 2021 10:38:25 am
      I give him credit for making it this long, thought a sniper would have taken him out years ago!  :gunhappyyank:

      At last.  :lmao:

      So you can!! Take those rose tinted glasses off when you want to  ;D   :clap:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19740: Oct 01, 2021 04:57:45 pm

      F**ked off to start smoking my brains out soon as the rat scored. Was last kick of the game.
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      Reply #19741: Oct 01, 2021 05:02:59 pm
      F**ked off to start smoking my brains out soon as the rat scored. Was last kick of the game.

      I thought so  :lmao:

      Hadn't seen a post off you for ages  ;D  Wasn't bad though was it, as a neutral  :f_whistle:

      Hate the takings off the shirt though. Salah did it other week. Should bring a new law in and make it a straight red, players would soon stop then.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19742: Oct 02, 2021 10:33:46 am
      I thought so  :lmao:

      Hadn't seen a post off you for ages  ;D  Wasn't bad though was it, as a neutral  :f_whistle:

      Hate the takings off the shirt though. Salah did it other week. Should bring a new law in and make it a straight red, players would soon stop then.

      Seriously? I’ve always thought that rule was ridiculous, I don’t even understand why it’s in place that it’s a yellow card, what’s the harm?
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      Reply #19743: Oct 02, 2021 10:53:56 am
      Seriously? I’ve always thought that rule was ridiculous, I don’t even understand why it’s in place that it’s a yellow card, what’s the harm?

      I can name many rules that I think are ridiculous, (( including this one ))  espically in VAR  ;D  It's just the fact Rules are rules so your getting a unwarranted card that could cost your team further down the line. Thing is you know when your doing it it's a automatic card so why do it?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19744: Oct 02, 2021 12:00:41 pm
      Fancy Rafa getting a result there today...
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      Reply #19745: Oct 02, 2021 02:12:53 pm
      It's just the fact Rules are rules so your getting a unwarranted card that could cost your team further down the line. Thing is you know when your doing it it's a automatic card so why do it?

      Let's face it, it is a bit of a jobsworth rule.
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      Reply #19746: Oct 02, 2021 02:24:45 pm
      Let's face it, it is a bit of a jobsworth rule.

      You won't be going on a  48 hour sabbatical after today's result will you.  :lmao:
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      Reply #19747: Oct 02, 2021 02:37:27 pm
      You won't be going on a  48 hour sabbatical after today's result will you.  :lmao:

      Well no work tomorrow just a certain game with your City's better team :laugh:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19748: Oct 02, 2021 02:47:27 pm
      All the Mancs that were hyping up Varane were basing it purely on him being a Madrid player. He’s bang average, no better than Lindeloat or the fridge. Think it’s quite clear he was just being carried by Ramos.

      Another game, another goal conceded and they were a split second decision away from a defeat.

      Imagine benching the player that’s been carrying the team so far.


      https://twitter.com/welbeast/status/1444294998527287311?s=21
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      Reply #19749: Oct 02, 2021 03:11:23 pm
      Well no work tomorrow just a certain game with your City's better team :laugh:

      Work? Thought you'd be retired by now.  Yeah fingers crossed Cith do us a favour. Think I went for 2-1 city  ;D

      On a serious note, never be worried United going to win the league with Ole no matter who we buy, it's  simply isn't happening  :f_wah:

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