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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      UncleBob
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19750: Oct 02, 2021 11:12:29 pm
      Once a team loses that fear factor it’s difficult to get it back.
      Under fergie teams just sat back and hoped.
      But now teams have a go which in turns mean you have to sit back. It’s a mindset thing.


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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19751: Oct 03, 2021 12:38:24 am
      I can name many rules that I think are ridiculous, (( including this one ))  espically in VAR  ;D  It's just the fact Rules are rules so your getting a unwarranted card that could cost your team further down the line. Thing is you know when your doing it it's a automatic card so why do it?
      They do it because their human and not robots , none of us will ever get that thrill of smashing a screamer into the Kop end ,
      But I’m pretty sure when players do it all thoughts of that idiotic rule go out the window , I mean what harm does it actually do to anyone , it’s only the fckwits at the fa who don’t really get the emotion, as Klopp said he almost took his own shirt off 🤣🤣🤣
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19752: Oct 05, 2021 11:03:23 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19753: Oct 06, 2021 12:12:05 am

      But…but…but Ronaldo signing increases the share price.

      Dumb tools thought that was actually a good thing. Didn’t benefit anyone but the owners who as it goes are now an extra 180mill up.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19754: Oct 06, 2021 01:02:20 am

      Why would Man United receive any money from the sale of ordinary stock? Does the guy posting this not understand how publicly traded stocks work? That would be like them reporting that I'm selling shares of Apple but Apple doesn't get any of the money. Of course they don't, they get their money when the initial stock offering is made, they don't make money on the "re-sale" of that stock.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19755: Oct 06, 2021 03:33:40 pm
      Why would Man United receive any money from the sale of ordinary stock? Does the guy posting this not understand how publicly traded stocks work? That would be like them reporting that I'm selling shares of Apple but Apple doesn't get any of the money. Of course they don't, they get their money when the initial stock offering is made, they don't make money on the "re-sale" of that stock.

      If I'm not mistaken owners bought the club whit a loan that they tied to club and was paying it off with clubs money. So basically club should be keeping record how much they own them when they leave as they were not paying there own money for shares at the end of the day. So if my understanding is correct club payed there loan for buying shares and now they will keep whole generated value from sale for themselves. 
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19756: Oct 07, 2021 08:39:27 pm
      Quote from andylfcynwa
      They do it because their human and not robots , none of us will ever get that thrill of smashing a screamer into the Kop end ,
      But I’m pretty sure when players do it all thoughts of that idiotic rule go out the window , I mean what harm does it actually do to anyone , it’s only the fckwits at the fa who don’t really get the emotion, as Klopp said he almost took his own shirt off 🤣🤣🤣

      I look away when it happens, and my default reaction when our players do it is, "needless stupid yellow card". Though my own personal belief that the male figure in general is functional rather than beautiful, and should be on display as rarely as possible, also plays a part.

      It's an automatic yellow card. The rule was brought in 20 years ago because apparently Muslims were offended by the celebration. Ironic considering what Salah's religious belief is.
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      Reply #19757: Oct 16, 2021 04:57:49 pm
      Ronaldo may not quite be as lethal as I thought he might be for them after the good start, this team is making him look his age, and I have feelings it may go the way Schweinsteiger went…
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19758: Oct 16, 2021 05:02:11 pm
      Ronaldo may not quite be as lethal as I thought he might be for them after the good start, this team is making him look his age, and I have feelings it may go the way Schweinsteiger went…

      The cu*ts in the press still like to think so player of the month MY ARSE
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      Reply #19759: Oct 16, 2021 05:11:22 pm
      Things could get ugly for United over the next 6 weeks or so. They play Liverpool, City, Chelsea, Spurs and Arsenal in the league and have to travel to Spain and Italy for the CL. Let’s hope Ole survives this.
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      Reply #19760: Oct 16, 2021 05:12:12 pm
      Things could get ugly for United over the next 6 weeks or so. They play Liverpool, City, Chelsea, Spurs and Arsenal in the league and have to travel to Spain and Italy for the CL. Let’s hope Ole survives this.

      They do better against big teams, Ole will be fine.
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      Reply #19761: Oct 16, 2021 06:01:26 pm
      The cu*ts in the press still like to think so player of the month MY ARSE

      To be fair Tezmac before today he had more shots than any other premier league player since he returned. (13) as well as the most from inside the box (12) and on target (7) He's also had the most touches inside the opposition box (21) and has created the most big chances (5)

      So yeah player on the month makes plenty of sense looking at the stats.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19762: Oct 16, 2021 07:31:59 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19763: Oct 16, 2021 08:49:26 pm
      We lost Jose his job, so you think we’ll be the reason Ole goes? Hopefully we’ll destroy them but will be sad to see Ole go…  :f_wah:
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      Reply #19764: Oct 16, 2021 09:15:13 pm
      We lost Jose his job, so you think we’ll be the reason Ole goes? Hopefully we’ll destroy them but will be sad to see Ole go…  :f_wah:

      Well if losing to you lot! Means Ole losses his job I'll take it all day.  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19765: Oct 16, 2021 09:20:59 pm
      I didn’t think it would actually have been possible for them to get worse after getting Sancho, Ronaldo and Varane all in the same summer.

      I was wrong.
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      Reply #19766: Oct 16, 2021 09:55:17 pm
      I didn’t think it would actually have been possible for them to get worse after getting Sancho, Ronaldo and Varane all in the same summer.

      I was wrong.

      Put a manager than can get the best out of them will turn it round. However, still need recruitments in midfield.
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      Reply #19767: Oct 16, 2021 10:34:12 pm
      I didn’t think it would actually have been possible for them to get worse after getting Sancho, Ronaldo and Varane all in the same summer.

      I was wrong.

      Ronaldo is a liability for any manager at this stage. He should be in China or the MLS.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19768: Oct 16, 2021 11:43:03 pm
      Put a manager than can get the best out of them will turn it round. However, still need recruitments in midfield.

      To be honest, I see your defence as a bigger issue than the midfield.
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      Reply #19769: Oct 17, 2021 02:06:11 am
      To be honest, I see your defence as a bigger issue than the midfield.

      To be fair we're  both wrong. It's the fcuking manager first.  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19770: Oct 17, 2021 02:22:53 am
      Ronaldo signing will sign Ole's  death warrant
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19771: Oct 17, 2021 08:15:32 am
      Maguire is laughable.

      Absolutely sh*te.
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      Reply #19772: Oct 17, 2021 09:03:15 am
       
      Ronaldo signing will sign Ole's  death warrant

      Hope your right.  :celebrate:
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      Reply #19773: Oct 17, 2021 10:14:06 am
      Ronaldo signing will sign Ole's  death warrant

      Let's hope so and Ronaldo and Ferguson continue with disastrous, panic appointments for  a decade if not more.
      The truth is the prize signing of Maguire and the middle aged Ronaldo contribute to fiascos like yesterday!
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      Reply #19774: Oct 17, 2021 10:18:33 am
      Let's hope so and Ronaldo and Ferguson continue with disastrous, panic appointments for  a decade if not more.
      The truth is the prize signing of Maguire and the middle aged Ronaldo contribute to fiascos like yesterday!

      Wan Bissaka is also a car crash and his defending for Vardys goal was shambolic

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