The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

He won the league with that bag of sh*te ( as you call it ) before he retired.

He won the league with mediocre rivalry in place, he got out while the going was good, the projected competition looked ominous.

Shoddy, Scrappy and Scruffy according to Neville 

Sounds more like something out of Scooby Doo to me 

Shoddy, Scrappy and Scruffy according to Neville 

Sounds more like something out of Scooby Doo to me 

Haha cartoon characters down to a man Cas.

Haha cartoon characters down to a man Cas.

Absolutely Stuey...one big joke they are 

Baffles me why they sing Ferguson's praise when he left them with the bag of sh*te this crew have to emulate and he was the mentor of Ole.

Thats true, but they have had plenty time and money to put it right.

He won the league with that bag of sh*te ( as you call it ) before he retired.

Not many managers would have done that tbf.

Thats true, but they have had plenty time and money to put it right.

That’s the thing tho mate, time is money but since Glazer Snr died it’s a whole new set up, his relatives seem reluctant to spend and rumours about the long term tenureship are rife.

He won the league with mediocre rivalry in place, he got out while the going was good, the projected competition looked ominous.

Take the blinkers off Stuey.  He was at retirement age, doesn't everyone deserve it at his age. He's been a icon of football and put United on the same level as you lot! Trophy wide. 

Not many managers would have done that tbf.

Nice to see some fans don't wear rose tints Brez 

Well Keith they mustn't sack Ole, he is the gift that just keeps giving. 

Over on the ‘caff’ they are expecting wins against Atalanta and us to keep him in the job till at least January

Well Keith they mustn't sack Ole, he is the gift that just keeps giving. 

Only thing he gives me is panic attacks 

Over on the ‘caff’ they are expecting wins against Atalanta and us to keep him in the job till at least January

Will if losing the above two games gets him out I'll take it.

Will if losing the above two games gets him out I'll take it.

Vice versa mate. We'll let you win that just to keep Ole in the job. 

"We know what's coming" Gary Neville sends Manchester Utd stark Liverpool message.

Headline on tonight's online Echo.

Do you reckon Gaz Nev is bricking it?

Things could get ugly for United over the next 6 weeks or so. They play Liverpool, City, Chelsea, Spurs and Arsenal in the league and have to travel to Spain and Italy for the CL. Let’s hope Ole survives this.

If they're as good as everyone says they are, they should be able to survive. If they're not as good as that, (and they're not) they can change as many managers as they want, but it hasn't and won't make any difference.

It's unbelievable that they finished where they did last year with the away record they had, and the man in charge is still threatened with the sack after every single loss of points. The reality is every one they've had since 2013, has his record compared to what happened before then. The benchmark to win the league nowadays is 95 points, not 75 as was the case then. So the level of quality has now changed but the level of entitlement hasn't. And it doesn't do them, or him, any favours.

Things could get ugly for United over the next 6 weeks or so. They play Liverpool, City, Chelsea, Spurs and Arsenal in the league and have to travel to Spain and Italy for the CL. Let’s hope Ole survives this.

I'm not hopeful CT, think we're in for a tough time. When you consider ( on paper ) are opening six games or so were easier than the next ones starting with you lot! On Sunday going to be very difficult.

I'm not hopeful CT, think we're in for a tough time. When you consider ( on paper ) are opening six games or so were easier than the next ones starting with you lot! On Sunday going to be very difficult.

You made a prediction at the start of the season that it would be us and yous lot fighting it out for 3rd. Given we've made a very stong start and you lot have 1 point out of the last 9, were scraping wins before that and kept just the 1 clean sheet so far. Along with having lost in Europe and out of the Carabao cup too. Do you still have that same opinion?

I know there's still every chance we will finish 3rd...or lower because who knows what will happen but you can either get 3rd whilst battling for 1st or you can try and get 3rd whilst fighting to get top 4. The way things currently stand, it looks as though we would be unlucky to finish 3rd, whilst you would be lucky to finish that high.

You made a prediction at the start of the season that it would be us and yous lot fighting it out for 3rd. Given we've made a very stong start and you lot have 1 point out of the last 9, were scraping wins before that and kept just the 1 clean sheet so far. Along with having lost in Europe and out of the Carabao cup too. Do you still have that same opinion?

I know there's still every chance we will finish 3rd...or lower because who knows what will happen but you can either get 3rd whilst battling for 1st or you can try and get 3rd whilst fighting to get top 4. The way things currently stand, it looks as though we would be unlucky to finish 3rd, whilst you would be lucky to finish that high.

I will be doing a review thought the year on that thread KK. Yeah basically I said United & Liverpool fighting it out for 3rf & 4th. One of the reasons I stated that is because I can't see you going through the season without a run of injuries again.

 I've also stated you do have a front 11 that can win the league if you don't have a disaster like last year. However, if I was to do a review now ( still to early ) it would change.

I still have Cith favs but now hav you lot!  fighting it out with Chavs for second. United already struggling for top 4. If ole goes I honest think with the players we have who are most definitely under achieving under Ole will get top 4.

One of the reasons I stated that is because I can't see you going through the season without a run of injuries again.

Injuries is just all about luck, to go through a season without many and the gods are on your side. Obviously it's nowhere near the extent of last season but don't forget we have already had our fair share so far; Elliott being the obvious one but Thiago has been out for a month now, Trent has had an injury, Robbo was injured for the first 3-4 games of the season, Milner missed a few games early on, Jota has had a knock, Firmino has recently returned from injury and there was also the injury that has kept Jones out for the last couple of games too.

That's 8 injuries to regular players already.

Injuries is just all about luck, to go through a season without many and the gods are on your side. Obviously it's nowhere near the extent of last season but don't forget we have already had our fair share so far; Elliott being the obvious one but Thiago has been out for a month now, Trent has had an injury, Robbo was injured for the first 3-4 games of the season, Milner missed a few games early on, Jota has had a knock, Firmino has recently returned from injury and there was also the injury that has kept Jones out for the last couple of games too.

That's 8 injuries to regular players already.

That's correct, luck!! No one knows. However, you certainly don't need Milner to win the league, I don't have him in your best 11. Great servant to your club and maybe at his best yes, but those days gone. We saw what Foden did to him other week, he's now a bench player for me.

That's correct, luck!! No one knows. However, you certainly don't need Milner to win the league, I don't have him in your best 11. Great servant to your club and maybe at his best yes, but those days gone. We saw what Foden did to him other week, he's now a bench player for me.

Sorry Keith Milner is no bench player

That's correct, luck!! No one knows. However, you certainly don't need Milner to win the league, I don't have him in your best 11. Great servant to your club and maybe at his best yes, but those days gone. We saw what Foden did to him other week, he's now a bench player for me.

But bench players are what you need to win the league too. You need players that can come in and do a job when needed and one game against Foden doesn’t take away Milner’s reliability, especially when Milner isn’t the first Foden has done that to and certainly won’t be the last either. I’d much prefer to be having Milner fill in when needed than Neco Williams. Last season we ended up having to play the likes of Williams, loaning Kabak etc because our side was so wiped out with injuries so players like Milner are what you need.

You compare the 2 benches in our game vs City and we had the better options on it.