The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Wouldn't be to sure, they gave it Ole

Who is your personal choice Keith ? As you know it has been impossible to replace Ferguson !!

Who is your personal choice Keith ? As you know it has been impossible to replace Ferguson !!

Impossible to get my first choice as he's not available at any cost, also my fav manager so if you remember past post you'll know.  I did want Poch before Ole so now that we here it maybe possible its him. I did say Rodgers the other week but didn't know Poch would/could be a option. 

I reckon that dressing room is a cesspit of toxicity. Between Pogba, Ronaldo and McGuire its going to take a strong personality to bring them into line. As far as Poch is concerned he is not in the same bracket as Pep ,Tuchel or Jürgen so hope he gets the job.
Brendan if he got it woul dhave quite a CV with Liverpool,Celtic and UTD but again he is another one who just isnt a top level manager.

Impossible to get my first choice as he's not available at any cost, also my fav manager so if you remember past post you'll know.  I did want Poch before Ole so now that we here it maybe possible its him. I did say Rodgers the other week but didn't know Poch would/could be a option. 

Sorry Keith, I forgot you mentioned Poch, I have been away in Blackpool over the weekend, having a few beers with friends, great atmosphere especially around the pubs including The Soul Bar. Back on topic, United have certainly fallen from grace since Alex Ferguson retired, proving impossible to replace at present.
 
United need a tough no nonsense manager who can deal with stars like Ronaldo, Pogba etc, otherwise they will fall even further down the table !

Sorry Keith, I forgot you mentioned Poch, I have been away in Blackpool over the weekend, having a few beers with friends, great atmosphere especially around the pubs including The Soul Bar. Back on topic, United have certainly fallen from grace since Alex Ferguson retired, proving impossible to replace at present.
 
United need a tough no nonsense manager who can deal with stars like Ronaldo, Pogba etc, otherwise they will fall even further down the table !

Always liked Blackpool. especially the G casino on the front promenade. Being honest and i think majority know Fergie could never ever be replaced. Its why he's the greatest manager ever lived in our life time.    Don't think Pogba will be with us but here's hoping he stays.

Impossible to get my first choice as he's not available at any cost, also my fav manager so if you remember past post you'll know.  I did want Poch before Ole so now that we here it maybe possible its him. I did say Rodgers the other week but didn't know Poch would/could be a option.

I've seen a few rumours linking you to Rúben Amorim. How would you feel about someone like him or Erik ten Hag? Maybe not as experienced as some of the other names flying around, but promising young managers?

De Gea says the players don’t know what to do with the ball and don’t know how to defend
So who do they put in charge?
The team coach!
You couldn’t make it up 😂

Ex employees don't go to Old Trafford? Does  that include legend Rafa going to Everton?

Surprise surprise, he never moved to your place. The last time a player and manager moved between here and there was in the days before colour tv. There's a good reason or two for that, and banter isn't one of them.

Meanwhile, the plan to find the new figure of fun begins. Well, a few figures of fun. First, it's Carrick. He's the stand in while they look for the interim fall guy, while they then look for the new permanent manager behind his back. Or better still, the plan is to find 4 different managers in 12 months for that team, they're already on No. 2. It's so hilarious that it sounds like it was written on the back of a beermat.

By contrast, we had just 8 men in charge of LFC on the field from 1990 to the present day.

Just read that Chris Sutton compared Man Utd Stenhousemuir. That's a low blow... for Stenhousemuir!

I've seen a few rumours linking you to Rúben Amorim. How would you feel about someone like him or Erik ten Hag? Maybe not as experienced as some of the other names flying around, but promising young managers?

We're going to be linked with so many which will be down to media clickbaiting. My first choice since my fav manager not available is Poch. He plays what we call the United way and I do like his high pressing when he gets the right players around him.

Ten hag is my second choice followed by Rodgers but can't see that happening now after United just outlined what they want to do with interim manager till the Summer.

Surprise surprise, he never moved to your place. The last time a player and manager moved between here and there was in the days before colour tv. There's a good reason or two for that, and banter isn't one of them.

Meanwhile, the plan to find the new figure of fun begins. Well, a few figures of fun. First, it's Carrick. He's the stand in while they look for the interim fall guy, while they then look for the new permanent manager behind his back. Or better still, the plan is to find 4 different managers in 12 months for that team, they're already on No. 2. It's so hilarious that it sounds like it was written on the back of a beermat.

By contrast, we had just 8 men in charge of LFC on the field from 1990 to the present day.

So now you try and deflect from Rafa going to Everton after your opening post? Seriously your not worth my time and effort. Go and clickbait in match threads where you call me using bad language. You'll see how toxic it can get in there then complain to mods about bad language and see where it gets you. Your not getting anymore of my time. 

We're going to be linked with so many which will be down to media clickbaiting. My first choice since my fav manager not available is Poch. He plays what we call the United way and I do like his high pressing when he gets the right players around him.

Ten hag is my second choice followed by Rodgers but can't see that happening now after United just outlined what they want to do with interim manager till the Summer.

Who's your favourite unavailable? Klopp? He wouldn't suit you, a club that always throws money at problems.

Who's your favourite unavailable? Klopp? He wouldn't suit you, a club that always throws money at problems.

You remembered my past post well done 

Wouldn't surprise me if they went Laurent Blanc interim and Poch in the summer. I assume he's a good defensive coach and leader given his background as a player and they might be thinking if it's possible to instill some discipline in the team that the inherent ability of certain players ought to guarantee a certain level of performance.

We're going to be linked with so many which will be down to media clickbaiting. My first choice since my fav manager not available is Poch. He plays what we call the United way and I do like his high pressing when he gets the right players around him.

Ten hag is my second choice followed by Rodgers but can't see that happening now after United just outlined what they want to do with interim manager till the Summer.

I reckon your lot should go for Phil Neville. Both proper sh*te 😁

I reckon your lot should go for Phil Neville. Both proper sh*te 😁

Like I've already said Bob there's no ex United player good enough for a premier league job let alone United.

So now you try and deflect from Rafa going to Everton after your opening post? Seriously your not worth my time and effort. Go and clickbait in match threads where you call me using bad language. You'll see how toxic it can get in there then complain to mods about bad language and see where it gets you. Your not getting anymore of my time.

So you're back to tell Liverpool fans what to do again. Can't help yourself.

I highlighted what you said because it crossed the borderline. We use language here, but there's not a single one of the rest of us who would refer to each other in language only you would.

I'll post in the threads that I'm interested in and have something to write about. As this club is on a permanent war footing against yours, this one interests me more than others. So you're not going to stop me posting in it. You asked a question and you got an answer. If you don't like it, you know what you can do.

I highlighted what you said because it crossed the borderline. We use language here, but there's not a single one of the rest of us who would refer to each other in language only you would.

You really are a drama queen, you'll be calling me racist now with that comment. You defo remind me of a snowflake  as you never stop complaining.

You think Mctominay catching Sons with the hairs on his arm  serious foul play. You think me calling HR Scouse f**ker as bad language, thing is he isn't complaining it's just you... YEAH YOUR A SNOWFLAKE

Like I said go in a match thread and complain about the language in there when Liverpool don't play well or the team unlucky. You'll certainly get to know what bad language is then.

So you're back to tell Liverpool fans what to do again. Can't help yourself.

I highlighted what you said because it crossed the borderline. We use language here, but there's not a single one of the rest of us who would refer to each other in language only you would.

What's he said?

I've never really spoken with Keith but he's alright. He's unbiased and takes it when it's given. Has a bit of a man love affair with that Aussie but you just gotta leave em to it.

What's he said?

I've never really spoken with Keith but he's alright. He's unbiased and takes it when it's given. Has a bit of a man love affair with that Aussie but you just gotta leave em to it.

Think I called HR a Scouse fcuker and he got offended by it. Wasn't a problem with HR just him but that's what snowflakes do.

Hahaha seen something on The Athletic last night about Bruce being interested in interim role. He believes he can stabilize the dressing room.

MAKE. US. DREAM

Think I called HR a Scouse fcuker and he got offended by it. Wasn't a problem with HR just him but that's what snowflakes do.

Hahaha snowflake, whatever and it's Scouse c**t to you!!

Stick to getting a rise out of our wools you F***ing muppet

You really are a drama queen, you'll be calling me racist now with that comment. You defo remind me of a snowflake  as you never stop complaining.

You think Mctominay catching Sons with the hairs on his arm  serious foul play. You think me calling HR Scouse f**ker as bad language, thing is he isn't complaining it's just you... YEAH YOUR A SNOWFLAKE

Like I said go in a match thread and complain about the language in there when Liverpool don't play well or the team unlucky. You'll certainly get to know what bad language is then.

Keith if you're gonna go all caps, get the F***ing dictionary first, IT'S YOU'RE A SNOWFLAKE!!