The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

8 out of th elast 9 goals apparently in the premiership have come from him that is just incredible onhis part but even more so on his goal shy colleagues. Need a total clear out mate

Can you imagine how many he wound score if we had a team. He’s a incredible one man band and the longevity of the guy always astounds me.

Sh*te as United are you just have to take your hat off to the old man as he keeps scoring time after time.

I'm watching now, so don't worry, Fred will come on, from the medical bench, and score a hat trick.

Sh*te as United are you just have to take your hat off to the old man as he keeps scoring time after time.

He’s incredible really.
The debate on who was better out of him will rumble on forever but to keep scoring goals like he is makes me wonder why I quit playing for the Pig and Whistle when I was 40.

I'm watching now, so don't worry, Fred will come on, from the medical bench, and score a hat trick.

  Which means he might come on and scoring knowing your predictions 

Which means he might come on and scoring knowing your predictions 

Feck it, I'll go all out, it will be Jones to get the winner.

He’s incredible really.
The debate on who was better out of him will rumble on forever but to keep scoring goals like he is makes me wonder why I quit playing for the Pig and Whistle when I was 40.

Think Messi scored 4 this season in which we  all know in a easier league. That tells us a story from the longevity perspective alone.

Think Messi scored 4 this season in which we  all know in a easier league. That tells us a story from the longevity perspective alone.

Yeah. I think at their very best Messi just edged it. But the decline of Messi has been far greater than Ronaldo.

Yeah. I think at their very best Messi just edged it. But the decline of Messi has been far greater than Ronaldo.

I’ll always debate Messi has been surrounded by more world class players than Ronaldo so can see why the debate will go on forever who was/is best.  In fact, look at the players around Messi compared to the United squad yet Ronaldo still continues to defy logic.

I give Ronaldo the edge for that reason but we’ve all been blessed over the last 15 years watching two of the greatest players of all time.

I’ll always debate Messi has been surrounded by more world class players than Ronaldo so can see why the debate will go on forever who was/is best.  In fact, look at the players around Messi compared to the United squad yet Ronaldo still continues to defy logic.

I give Ronaldo the edge for that reason but we’ve all been blessed over the last 15 years watching two of the greatest players of all time.

Ronaldo: 812 goals and 230 assists in 1,117 appearances · Messi: 762 goals and 328 assists in 968 appearances

Messi scores 72 goals in a season once. Ronaldos best season was a pathetic 61 goals.

But you’re right. Two legends playing at the same time.

Chris Smalling looked ok for Roma tonight worth a punt for about £90mil he has to be better than Slabhead .

I’ll always debate Messi has been surrounded by more world class players than Ronaldo so can see why the debate will go on forever who was/is best.  In fact, look at the players around Messi compared to the United squad yet Ronaldo still continues to defy logic.

I give Ronaldo the edge for that reason but we’ve all been blessed over the last 15 years watching two of the greatest players of all time.

Big question is if you had to pick a striker who is one of the GOATs out of them two, who would you pick to partner origi?

Big question is if you had to pick a striker who is one of the GOATs out of them two, who would you pick to partner origi?

  Fcuk off Bob 

https://twitter.com/SenneH1990/status/1519772034338861056?t=gEqf62W2p1FLag-nNHpDOA&s=19

Ralf is now taking on Austria national team whilst continuing his role as insultant to UTD he needs F***ing off but lets hope he stays a long long time

https://youtu.be/1NH7LJgImno

Ralf is now taking on Austria national team whilst continuing his role as insultant to UTD he needs F***ing off but lets hope he stays a long long time

I bet Wreck-It Ralf is really the German version of Roy Hodgson.

https://twitter.com/SenneH1990/status/1519772034338861056?t=gEqf62W2p1FLag-nNHpDOA&s=19

Oh that's F***ing hilarious!!

Shock result for them tonight, expected them to get a draw at best vs Brentford.

https://twitter.com/SenneH1990/status/1519772034338861056?t=gEqf62W2p1FLag-nNHpDOA&s=19

Funny how they went quiet over the Glazers when they were signing Ronaldo, Varane and Sancho.

Somebody other than Ronaldo scores!!

https://twitter.com/SenneH1990/status/1519772034338861056?t=gEqf62W2p1FLag-nNHpDOA&s=19

Keith, you need to step two places to your left and swop places with him.   

Keith, you need to step two places to your left and swop places with him.   

Hahhaha Brilliant!

Keith, you need to step two places to your left and swop places with him.   

clearly their collective I.Q matches most of the match day scores.

Keith, you need to step two places to your left and swop places with him.   

Very good  Glad you thought of it first and not that Aussie tw@t