The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

United now willing to part with Ronaldo

Ah your back I had just posted elsewhere you were at Carrington with your boots on hoping for a game still time mate hang on in there.
Pogba gone and now Ronaldo that has to help the dressing room and the manager.

Ah your back I had just posted elsewhere you were at Carrington with your boots on hoping for a game still time mate hang on in there.
Pogba gone and now Ronaldo that has to help the dressing room and the manager.

I’ve not been anywhere Walt, a little busy but that’s about it.

Your probably right re dressing room looking from the outside in if media right. 

United now willing to part with Ronaldo

Didn’t have much choice after lady boy refused to go on the pre season workout with the team.

Didn’t have much choice after lady boy refused to go on the pre season workout with the team.

Well officially that wasn’t why he refused to go ( family reasons ) but yeah it’s normally the case. 

Well officially that wasn’t why he refused to go ( family reasons ) but yeah it’s normally the case. 

will he be on a free so he will get another golden hello. Football players are the only humans with less backbone than MP's

will he be on a free so he will get another golden hello. Football players are the only humans with less backbone than MP's

Well we know how greedy football players are ( apart from some that have double standards on here )  so nothing will surprise me. Let’s be honest here, Ronaldo is one of the richest footballers ever so doesn’t need a golden handshake unless he comes out and says he will donate it all to charities.

I’ll be sorry to see him go though, he’s a freak of a player and how the fcuk he still plays to a very high standard at his age I’m not sure anyone knows.

We never hear of Messi now coz age caught up with him but Ronaldo! can still hit the head lines no matter where he goes. I remember reading a piece in social media a while back but probably bullsh!t. Said that he gets over a million pound for every post on a social media web site…. Might be tw@tter  ? If true it’s insane.

Well we know how greedy football players are ( apart from some that have double standards on here )  so nothing will surprise me. Let’s be honest here, Ronaldo is one of the richest footballers ever so doesn’t need a golden handshake unless he comes out and says he will donate it all to charities.

I’ll be sorry to see him go though, he’s a freak of a player and how the fcuk he still plays to a very high standard at his age I’m not sure anyone knows.

We never hear of Messi now coz age caught up with him but Ronaldo! can still hit the head lines no matter where he goes. I remember reading a piece in social media a while back but probably bullsh!t. Said that he gets over a million pound for every post on a social media web site…. Might be tw@tter  ? If true it’s insane.

he is probably a good indication of how fu**ed up this world is and nothing to do with him being a UTD player but Football players should be not be followed as shining examples of how to live your life.

he is probably a good indication of how fu**ed up this world is and nothing to do with him being a UTD player but Football players should be not be followed as shining examples of how to live your life.

“Hell yeah” I’m all with you on that one.

But ive been sucking it up for months now from you scouse fuckers  Don’t I deserve a break being the only manc? I mean! who could you take the p!ss out of if It wasn’t for me  on here? You’d all be agreeing with yourselves and think you were always right with these rose tints you nearly all wear. 

Come on admit it! You love me really 

We do love you Keith, love taken the piss, but your old hat so you can take it, in fact most things can glide over that fat head of yours, like your about to endure yet another season in the land of mediocrity, a land where dinosaurs like yourself roam free, that’s free of titles & tin …..and any hope !!!

HAPPY DAYS  🖕

We do love you Keith, love taken the piss, but your old hat so you can take it, in fact most things can glide over that fat head of yours, like your about to endure yet another season in the land of mediocrity, a land where dinosaurs like yourself roam free, that’s free of titles & tin …..and any hope !!!

HAPPY DAYS  🖕

It’s true what the lads say about you! Billythecnut 

https://twitter.com/plackyLFCfan/status/1545847627618607106?t=YWktrxgAuUVrVNpDlfTo7Q&s=19

Frenkie De Jong list 10 reasons not to join UTD he seems to be lacking imagination if he can only find 10. Bit of a body blow for the once famous club

Fxuking hate the lot of you, your all heartless and don’t think of my feeling. I’m leaving you all. 

 

It finally worked! 

It finally worked! 

Fcuk you! You can walk next time……… alone 

 

Fcuk you! You can walk next time……… alone 

Fcuk you! You can walk next time……… alone 

We will never! 

Walt where are you? Why you not taking the p!ss today 

Walt where are you? Why you not taking the p!ss today 

Working, you might want to try it some time you lazy b***ard

Well done for getting a bit of revenge over the Michigan result

Working, you might want to try it some time you lazy b***ard

Well done for getting a bit of revenge over the Michigan result

Wrong emoji by me  should of been   

But ive been sucking it up for months now from you scouse fuckers  Don’t I deserve a break being the only manc? I mean! who could you take the p!ss out of if It wasn’t for me  on here? You’d all be agreeing with yourselves and think you were always right with these rose tints you nearly all wear. 

Come on admit it! You love me really 

Yes. And I’m sure some of us do. Congrats on winning that Bangkok cup.

Yes. And I’m sure some of us do. Congrats on winning that Bangkok cup.

The what cup  I thought it was a friendly 

The what cup  I thought it was a friendly 

The bang cock Cup, that's what youse call 'friendly'.

Keith must be out celebrating Erikson offical today and Ronaldo turning up to plead to be let go unlike the Barca player pleading not to be sent to UTD strange days