The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Well not judging by some of you lot.  Many already worried about Mondays game. 

Sadly I won’t be watching it. I’m off to a cabin on holiday with no WiFi.
It’s a big one though. 20th vs 15th.

I’m not as confident as last season tbh. I don’t think our performances have been great for a while now and we have quite a few players missing still.
If salah wakes up from his 6 month slumber I think that could be the difference. Otherwise I think it will be 3-2 to someone.
There will be goals and maybe a red card or two.

Also depends if Maguire and ronaldo start. If they do then that favours us.

As for the protest, you gotta do what you gotta do to get your club back. I remember how miserable it made my weekends when we had G&H in charge. Football should be an escape from the stresses of life. Not an addition to it. When your club becomes toxic it’s pretty crap.

As for the protest, you gotta do what you gotta do to get your club back. I remember how miserable it made my weekends when we had G&H in charge. Football should be an escape from the stresses of life. Not an addition to it. When your club becomes toxic it’s pretty crap.

Haven’t spoken about the so called protest as that’s what it will be and as is the norm social media hyping it up.

Totally with you about what football should be. We’re basically going through what you did with G&H Hard times for sure.

We’re basically going through what you did with G&H Hard times for sure

Ha no you're not, not even close. Maybe if you were about to have the club taken over by the banks, you'd be able to say that. You lot are just moaning about bad money being spent after bad money. The complaints weren't there this time last year when Ronaldo, Sancho and Varane had been signed. It's only when results go south that the fans start kicking up a fuss.

I don't see United selling off their best players and replacing them with tin pot players like Poulsen, Jovanovic and Konchesky.

H&G were saddling the club with loan after loan and could've ruined the club.

Casemiro is world-class, no doubt about that. He'll bring his experience and talent and will upgrade the team, that's true. But it's the same as signing CR7 and Varane, players who are past their peak and who in 1 or 2 years will be overpaid and no resale value. Then they'll have overpaid stars on their bench, and will need to reinvest heavily in their team. They never learn and long may it continue.

Basically bought to shore up that big F***ing hole they have in midfield and to cover the mistakes the defence make.

He's gonna be a busy c**t.

Ten Hag basically saying Maguire isn't mobile enough and Ronaldo doesn't press enough for him there😂

Ten Hag basically saying Maguire isn't mobile enough and Ronaldo doesn't press enough for him there😂

Think he is. The more I see I think both maybe gone if we get offers.

Anyone else laughing in this thread tonite. 

Anyone else laughing in this thread tonite. 

Nope.

I've said for a few years now to mancs I know that you have always had enough good footballers floating about and you'd be dangerous with a have decent football coach.

Anyone else laughing in this thread tonite. 

Yeah, the protest, Bruno's play acting. The delusion that the result means anything

Nope.

I've said for a few years now to mancs I know that you have always had enough good footballers floating about and you'd be dangerous with a have decent football coach.

Early days with the coach Si but was the only positive thing that was coming out of OT was the good vibes for him. I’m saying nothing for now. Ok you lads were poor tonite but a lot of top quality players missing. I’m still of the opinion though the midfield will cost you challenging City even when your at full strength.

Can’t believe Klopp getting stick with a depleted squad.

Yeah, the protest, Bruno's play acting. The delusion that the result means anything

Lucky not to get another yellow for not giving ball back. He was being a Cnut 100% However, as you lot say! He maybe a Cnut, but he’s our Cnut 

wow a good 20 mins and UTD are world beaters again well lets see shall we. We are out of sorts and maybe this squad /team has had its day as all teams do. But with a fully fit squad we can get in the fight for top 2 or 3 but City just have strength we could only dream of

F**k off Keith, you’re getting battered again 😉

You were saying Bob?   

Ps.. United 2 Liverpool 1.

Goodnite. 

Still don't get their protest. Stadium looking a but old but f**k me look at their bench today compared with ours.

Maguire most expensive CB in world and Ronaldo the highest paid in the world. 50 mil on Martial. 50 mil Donny 40 Mil Fred 50 mil Bisaka 40 mil Shaw.

It's absolutely mental squad depth and something we could or would not ever fund.

60 mil on Casemiro and the same coming on Anthony in the next few days from the Eredivise.

Maybe it's misplaced spending but is that really their fault? They just sign the cheques.

No fooking wonder they beat us looking at the state of of 2 squads!!

Bit of half decent coaching they'll easily get back to challenging City. 

It's almost impossible not to succeed but somehow they've found a way so far.

Lucky not to get another yellow for not giving ball back. He was being a Cnut 100% However, as you lot say! He maybe a Cnut, but he’s our Cnut 

And you are most welcome to him

You were saying Bob?   

Ps.. United 2 Liverpool 1.

Goodnite. 

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How many of their hypocrite supporters were protesting after the match? or even during the match?

What happened to the stadium walk out?

 

Biggest effort last night was throwing bottles at their own fans.

Still don't get their protest. Stadium looking a but old but f**k me look at their bench today compared with ours.

Maguire most expensive CB in world and Ronaldo the highest paid in the world. 50 mil on Martial. 50 mil Donny 40 Mil Fred 50 mil Bisaka 40 mil Shaw.

It's absolutely mental squad depth and something we could or would not ever fund.

60 mil on Casemiro and the same coming on Anthony in the next few days from the Eredivise.

Maybe it's misplaced spending but is that really their fault? They just sign the cheques.

No fooking wonder they beat us looking at the state of of 2 squads!!

Bit of half decent coaching they'll easily get back to challenging City. 

It's almost impossible not to succeed but somehow they've found a way so far.

Nothing to do with our squad dept why we beat you. Basically just played decent ( for once ) and you lot full of injuries.


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Least you got the balls/banter to answer mate. Some of my pen pal fans on here gone into hiding 

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How many of their hypocrite supporters were protesting after the match? or even during the match?

What happened to the stadium walk out?

 

Biggest effort last night was throwing bottles at their own fans.

Please don’t tell me your another one Dan that believes everything you hear on Tw@tter 

Maybe if their was one in was done in the proper way and the social media couldn’t fault the protest so didn’t bother posting.

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Where’s my pen pals! Walt? HR? KK? Billythecnut? Aussie Red?  Just to name a few. Come on lads you can give it so take a little back. 

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Where’s my pen pals! Walt? HR? KK? Billythecnut? Aussie Red?  Just to name a few. Come on lads you can give it so take a little back. 

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United identified this Liverpool side is currently all over the place front to back. Any degree of pace and effort was always likely to put us under pressure. M.U. pressure to win the ball, together with inept Liverpool passing dictated the game. It would be folly to suggest United were anything other than industrious. But that sometimes is all that's needed when playing a team out of form. Fulham and to a slightly lesser degree Palace outworked us. It would be fair to say the players need a kick up the arse...not just the senior players all of them.

...Oh and we'll still finish above you