The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

This is what I think of the Geordies though. I'm not that concerned about the Mancs winning a League Cup. I'm used to the feeling of them winning trophies. I'd like the Geordies to never win f**k all

Never heard of a Liverpool fan hating Newcastle more than Man U, that’s a first for me Dave.  Good on you you la

Christ  I’d be linched up, hung drawn and quartered then put up against a firing squad consist of a 100 scousers all with Tommy guns. 

The match thread are a good read though. It’s so easy to picture a members  personality with some random sh!t that you just wouldn’t hear normally.    I get most of it as frustrations understandably run high, especially with it be the mancs & bitters 

My belief ( and many will disagree) with the bitters it’s more hatred coz it’s your home town where’s with us mancs it’s the rivalry. Let’s being honest Everton have never ( in my life time ) been a rivalry in terms of finishing above you have they? Think I’d have to go through the archives as I couldn’t name a time when I’ve known them finish above you?

What gets me in football though is just how quick things can change 😱😱 Looking at where you lot! were last year and us under Ole I’d argue it was my worse time as a United fan. It just couldn’t of got any worse maybe apart from being relegated.

Liverpool were  on a unprecedented quadruple and when Coutinho scored that goal for Villa last year I thought fcuk me it’s on now. 🤦‍♂️ How things have changed, it’s been a proper roller coaster for both our fans. Obviously I know the pain you lot! going through as you do mine when Ole was at the wheel. 

Our rides as fans will always have the ups and downs with plenty of rocky roads to contend with but will never change the love we have for our beloved clubs. The banter will continue ( with some ) the hatred will continue ( with some ) But me! I’ll still come on win or lose and enjoy the forum along with most of the lads I get on with anyway. 

Peace brother… 

It’s the bitterness in football that put me off years ago. Too much anger and hatred put into something we have no control over.

As for Everton they did finish above us in 2005 but Istanbul erased that insult.

We had worse teams in the 90s and always put up a fight at anfield against vintage united teams.

Did we f**k, can think of a couple late 90s were we done with a whimper!

This is what I think of the Geordies though. I'm not that concerned about the Mancs winning a League Cup. I'm used to the feeling of them winning trophies. I'd like the Geordies to never win f**k all

Still prefer Geordies to mancs though.

Mancs are horrible cu*ts. I don't mind drunk, daft Geordies.

Still prefer Geordies to mancs though.

Mancs are horrible cu*ts. I don't mind drunk, daft Geordies.

Hey!!!! not all of us you fcuker

Its the big one, don't go in hiding again if we beat you. Take it like a man.  I have to 

I'm not in hiding. Tiny little thing called "work"

I'm not in hiding. Tiny little thing called "work"

Hmmmm 

Still prefer Geordies to mancs though.

Mancs are horrible cu*ts. I don't mind drunk, daft Geordies.

I hate Mancs way more than Geordies mate. This is just a bit like me wanting anybody but City to win a CL. Just don't want this lot to win f**k all

Never heard of a Liverpool fan hating Newcastle more than Man U,

You still haven't

Nicky Butt and Rio Ferdinand saying that united have now overtaken us on the pitch. Only one club is moving forward…

6 months ago these same people were saying that City and Liverpool were light years ahead and now Liverpool are left behind…

A lot depends on our summer recruitment but I’d still say out of all the teams only us and city could end next season with 90 points or more.

It’s odd that United seem to be taking all the credit right now when OGS finished second with them only a few years back and right now Arsenal are 5 points clear.

 

You're not scaling dreams if that sewer rat lookalike Fernandes is wearing the armband.

The sort of guy who'd stitch you up to the enemy in a wartime trench. In short, a grade A c**t.

Loved every minute of his second half breakdown! 

Sh*t club, sh*t team, sh*t supporters.

Some reasonableness was restored in the universe today. 

Your not scaling dreams if that sewer rat lookalike Fernandes is wearing the armband.

The sort of guy who'd stitch you up to the enemy in a wartime trench. In short, a grade A c**t.

Loved every minute of his second half breakdown! 

A snivelling diving little rat. Perfect as captain

We'll still be laughing at them in 7 years, 7 months, 7 weeks and 7 hours time 

Keith?

Keith?

Gone into hiding with neville and bruno - disgraced 

Keith?

 

Well it’s the morning after the storm and I’ve done something just now I’ve never ever done whilst I’ve been a member 🤦‍♂️ I marked all message as read. 😂  I just couldn’t go back and read Keith this Keith that as I’m sure there will be many. 😂

As Billythekunt would say you fcuking lot had/having a season that was going down like an Angus horribilis and then BANG! You go and shove a few    Goals past us and all is now hunky dory again, well at least for 90 mins it was.

It’s fair to say I get on with most of you on here and some tolerate me and some hate me such is life. In fact I’d argue I get along with 90% of you lot! so well done to those  on what can only be described as your best every win against us mancs.

To the 10% that hate me fcuk you too 

I would like to give mention to a special member who’s going through a very difficult time a word of encouragement if that’s possible. KK ( AK 7-King King-7 ) I hope yesterdays result picked you up after all your recent problems. KK if that doesn’t lift your spirits up nothing will. 😂  Hopefully you now continue to get better and there’s light at the end of the tunnel for you.

As for the fcuking rest of you can we now go back to you continuing with your Annus horribilis and United holding the Micky Mouse Cup along with hopefully a top 4 spot. Not forgetting we’re still in the Europa Cup & FA Cup. 

That’s just a reality check for the 10% 

Bad day in the office and we move on, it’s all history now. 

Well it’s the morning after the storm and I’ve done something just now I’ve never ever done whilst I’ve been a member 🤦‍♂️ I marked all message as read. 😂  I just couldn’t go back and read Keith this Keith that as I’m sure there will be many. 😂

As Billythekunt would say you fcuking lot had/having a season that was going down like an Angus horribilis and then BANG! You go and shove a few    Goals past us and all is now hunky dory again, well at least for 90 mins it was.

It’s fair to say I get on with most of you on here and some tolerate me and some hate me such is life. In fact I’d argue I get along with 90% of you lot! so well done to those  on what can only be described as your best every win against us mancs.

To the 10% that hate me fcuk you too 

I would like to give mention to a special member who’s going through a very difficult time a word of encouragement if that’s possible. KK ( AK 7-King King-7 ) I hope yesterdays result picked you up after all your recent problems. KK if that doesn’t lift your spirits up nothing will. 😂  Hopefully you now continue to get better and there’s light at the end of the tunnel for you.

As for the fcuking rest of you can we now go back to you continuing with your Annus horribilis and United holding the Micky Mouse Cup along with hopefully a top 4 spot. Not forgetting we’re still in the Europa Cup & FA Cup. 

That’s just a reality check for the 10% 

Bad day in the office and we move on, it’s all history now. 

Don’t let it get to you!
It was an unfortunate blip which won’t stop you reaching your goal of a top 4 finish and a trophy.

Don’t let it get to you!
It was an unfortunate blip which won’t stop you reaching your goal of a top 4 finish and a trophy.

Trust me its gets to you, i can't lie. 

Well it’s the morning after the storm and I’ve done something just now I’ve never ever done whilst I’ve been a member 🤦‍♂️ I marked all message as read. 😂  I just couldn’t go back and read Keith this Keith that as I’m sure there will be many. 😂

As Billythekunt would say you fcuking lot had/having a season that was going down like an Angus horribilis and then BANG! You go and shove a few    Goals past us and all is now hunky dory again, well at least for 90 mins it was.

It’s fair to say I get on with most of you on here and some tolerate me and some hate me such is life. In fact I’d argue I get along with 90% of you lot! so well done to those  on what can only be described as your best every win against us mancs.

To the 10% that hate me fcuk you too 

I would like to give mention to a special member who’s going through a very difficult time a word of encouragement if that’s possible. KK ( AK 7-King King-7 ) I hope yesterdays result picked you up after all your recent problems. KK if that doesn’t lift your spirits up nothing will. 😂  Hopefully you now continue to get better and there’s light at the end of the tunnel for you.

As for the fcuking rest of you can we now go back to you continuing with your Annus horribilis and United holding the Micky Mouse Cup along with hopefully a top 4 spot. Not forgetting we’re still in the Europa Cup & FA Cup. 

That’s just a reality check for the 10% 

Bad day in the office and we move on, it’s all history now. 

Morning Keith