The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Both managers legends of the game but have to take issue with your numbers. 

Fergie won 38 trophies at United.

13 Premier league
10 Charity Shield's
5 FA Cups
4 League Cups
2 Champions League
1 Super League
1 European cup winners cup
1 Intercontinental Cup
1 FIFA World Cup

Reference to Fergies bullying tactics I think Klopp been taking lessons off him, that or been watching his tactics 😂 Klopp was brilliant yesterday at the official and Fergie would have been proud of him.   

Please don’t ever put pre season friendlies in a list of trophies

Why because you say so? Not at all. I understand it completely. They are a sh*t club run by sh*t owners and they have sh*t supporters that sing about Hillsborough and troll other team's forums. They are a bunch of hypocrites that cry about the Glazer's stewardship when they've literally spent probably 5 times as much as we have in the last 10 years.

And once again, why you feel the need to try and respond to my comments when they didn't involve you yet you try and say that I follow you around. Take a break weirdo.

sh*t club? Liverpool & United the most decorated clubs in England.    I’ll take sh*t all day then.   

By the way I read your post on Redcafe. Same name as well.

Please don’t ever put pre season friendlies in a list of trophies

Do you know your right and nearly mentioned it.    Hope you’ve corrected Billy as well in his 20 Trophies with Bob?  😉

Sh*t club? Liverpool & United the most decorated clubs in England.    I’ll take sh*t all day then.   

By the way I read your post on Redcafe. Same name as well.

To call them “not a viable club” is just beyond stupid.

Do you know your right and nearly mentioned it.    Hope you’ve corrected Billy as well in his 20 Trophies with Bob?  😉

Charity/community shields should never be counted - it’s a pre season friendly

Charity/community shields should never be counted - it’s a pre season friendly

I agree totally, only mentioned it coz 6 of the trophies Bob won were the Charity Sheild

To call them “not a viable club” is just beyond stupid.

Which we know anyway.   

They said it should never happen. They said it would never happen. They said it could never happen. But as it has happened, I'm delighted to officially announce that once again, the mancs cannot win the league.

16 Points Behind
05 Games Left

Special Thanks this year go to

Arsenal
Aston Villa
Brentford
Brighton
Chelsea
Crystal Palace
Leeds United
Manchester City
Newcastle
Southampton
Tottenham Hotspur

and

LIVERPOOL

While we look forward to the second decade of the mancs not winning the league, we need a song to mark the first. Here's a starter lads....

"Ten Times Ten Times,
Never Won The League."

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Ooops De Gea

Ooops De Gea

He's tragic.

That looked suspiciously like deliberately letting it in....Betting issue?

go feckin hammers, go!!!
(and yes, I know what Sir Pterry said about multible eyclaimation marks )

VAR on Ushited’s side again

VAR on Ushited’s side again

Nailed on Pen every day of the week...Arm moved to the ball.

Where’s our resident var enthusiast to explain that fcker away as clear a hand ball as you’ll get

Fcuk me what’s woke up this thread? United losing or something?   

Where’s our resident var enthusiast to explain that fcker away as clear a hand ball as you’ll get

Need to hear everyone’s opinion first, be about a week before he shows his head.   

Tierney var

YES!!!!!!!!
(wearing my underpants proudly on my head!!!!!!)

incontinence pads being bought in vast quantities by UTD fans everywhere.

They said it should never happen. They said it would never happen. They said it could never happen. But as it has happened, I'm delighted to officially announce that once again, the mancs cannot win the league.

16 Points Behind
05 Games Left

Special Thanks this year go to

Arsenal
Aston Villa
Brentford
Brighton
Chelsea
Crystal Palace
Leeds United
Manchester City
Newcastle
Southampton
Tottenham Hotspur

and

LIVERPOOL

While we look forward to the second decade of the mancs not winning the league, we need a song to mark the first. Here's a starter lads....

"Ten Times Ten Times,
Never Won The League."

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

This could be the first time I gave u a plus! 

This could be the first time I gave u a plus! 

Unfriended.     We have enough tools on here without you joining them. 

Will be the only time. 

And ok see ya mate

..just remember to pick me up at the airport next time, with more weed this time