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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      adammac
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22333: Sep 15, 2023 12:28:59 pm
      Two things relating to United.
      First, Maguire..He's getting stick. He was given the opportunity to move on from Utd and try and rebuild his career, instead he decided to remain as a fourth choice CB because of his wages....fair enough it's his life, but he must know there's a price to pay, both in the media and the fans.

      The whole Maguire thing just weird to me in a sense that the English media is as guilty as anyone on piling it on him then all of a sudden U-turn that everyone is too hard on poor Harry (I guess the Scots took it too far 😆  I dunno).
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      Reply #22334: Sep 15, 2023 12:41:01 pm
      Sancho didn't have any issues playing to a very high level at dortmund. His stats there back that up. All his issues started when he decided to goto United.

      He has had issues at during his time at Dortmund. Recall one time he was late coming back from international duty with England which resulted in suspension. There was an athletic article where source from Dortmund mention despite being mentally tough on the field off the field he has some unprofessional triats which clearly following him at United. Easy to overlook those things when performing on the field.

      I do agree for for both parties a move away and a clean slate is needed. Maybe going back aboard would be the best for him to get away from the spotlight and find his form again.

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      Reply #22335: Sep 15, 2023 12:57:18 pm
      He has had issues at during his time at Dortmund. Recall one time he was late coming back from international duty with England which resulted in suspension. There was an athletic article where source from Dortmund mention despite being mentally tough on the field off the field he has some unprofessional triats which clearly following him at United. Easy to overlook those things when performing on the field.

      I do agree for for both parties a move away and a clean slate is needed. Maybe going back aboard would be the best for him to get away from the spotlight and find his form again.



      I'm talking about what he did on the field at dortmund mate. He had no issues and his stats backed that up. Any off field stuff it seems they dealt with properly and that was that. His issues started when he went to United.
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      Reply #22336: Sep 15, 2023 02:00:33 pm
      I'm talking about what he did on the field at dortmund mate. He had no issues and his stats backed that up. Any off field stuff it seems they dealt with properly and that was that. His issues started when he went to United.

      Fair enough I thought you were referring to on and off field habit as further down in the post you say Sancho's poor form is all down to United poor management despite the fact he has shown in the past and present not to be the greatest professional. Thinking his play at Dortmund people look past those bad habits but it has caught up with him now form at United been poor since he arrived.

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      Reply #22337: Sep 15, 2023 02:07:44 pm
      Wait no longer.

      Suarez was the worse one, and don’t defend him with those rose tints. Made you lot and KK look like a kunt.   :action-smiley-055:




      Aw F**k off with the red tints sh*te again, haven’t you got anything else in your armoury, every f***in post you mention red tints, some ppl will assume thats all you have as a retort !!

      Suarez, the crazy genius, no denying he did in fact bring a embarrassment to our club, he had a penchant for human flesh for some reason, a reason that no one will truly understand, however, not that this is in any way condoning his behaviour and other South American players have had similar upbringings, ….Suarez was a outstanding talent even at a young age, he was fast tracked to the professional game without actually having grown up, he didn’t have peers as such, he didn’t have a normal childhood, ….

      ….so he didn’t experience child like tantrums and the chucking toys out so to speak, so moving forward to his career which was forever moving in a upwards spiral, culminating in him making his professional debut for Nacional in 2005, he was 18, Groningen was his next venture followed by Ajax, and then the greatest club on the planet, and all that time, with all those clubs he never experienced losing on a regular basis, again I emphasise he never grew up, and as such he would show his frustrations like a spoilt child and bite, …..as bad as that is, it pails compared to some of the wife beating, alleged rapists etc that have brought shame, disrespect, embarrassment, and disgrace to your f***in lot, ….

      The only Kunt here is you, and a Fat one at that !!    :f_whistle:




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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22338: Sep 15, 2023 02:23:55 pm
      Fair enough I thought you were referring to on and off field habit as further down in the post you say Sancho's poor form is all down to United poor management despite the fact he has shown in the past and present not to be the greatest professional. Thinking his play at Dortmund people look past those bad habits but it has caught up with him now form at United been poor since he arrived.



      It is down to poor management mate. He was consistently good for dortmund performing at a high level both domestically and in Europe.  He's done nothing at United.

      As I said ... he was bought as a new toy they had no idea what they wanted to do with. He's been poorly managed and handled both on and off the field. Whatever dortmund did well ... United have done badly.

      He was a star at dortmund. He's just another player at United. It was a bad move for him when his career was going well. He needs to change agent and get out of there and sort any off field issues or he will just be someone nobody remembers a decade from now.

      Obviously the player has to take some responsibility ... but United was a bad move for him.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22339: Sep 15, 2023 02:30:59 pm
      Sancho was petulant at City, a pain in the arse at Dortmund and repeating the dose for United.

      Hes been done in the past for not trying in training and for poor discipline.

      The problem is United seem to sign these troubled players.

      I'd point towards their due diligence when looking at attitude not being up to scratch.

      I know it's something Jürgen really values.
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      Aw F**k off with the red tints sh*te again, haven’t you got anything else in your armoury, every f***in post you mention red tints, some ppl will assume thats all you have as a retort !!

      Suarez, the crazy genius, no denying he did in fact bring a embarrassment to our club, he had a penchant for human flesh for some reason, a reason that no one will truly understand, however, not that this is in any way condoning his behaviour and other South American players have had similar upbringings, ….Suarez was a outstanding talent even at a young age, he was fast tracked to the professional game without actually having grown up, he didn’t have peers as such, he didn’t have a normal childhood, ….

      ….so he didn’t experience child like tantrums and the chucking toys out so to speak, so moving forward to his career which was forever moving in a upwards spiral, culminating in him making his professional debut for Nacional in 2005, he was 18, Groningen was his next venture followed by Ajax, and then the greatest club on the planet, and all that time, with all those clubs he never experienced losing on a regular basis, again I emphasise he never grew up, and as such he would show his frustrations like a spoilt child and bite, …..as bad as that is, it pails compared to some of the wife beating, alleged rapists etc that have brought shame, disrespect, embarrassment, and disgrace to your f***in lot, ….

      The only Kunt here is you, and a Fat one at that !!    :f_whistle:


      YNWA


      Well stop wearing them in many of your post and I’ll stop saying it you skinny arse wipe.  :lmao:

      There you go again supporting him, the kunt put shame on your club end of. You’re defending the un defensible. You then had Cuntinho pretending to have injury coz he also wanted to walk away from you lot 😂

      Just except every club at sometime has players that bring shame on you. It’s not necessary the clubs fault just the player/s that have screws loose and Suarez had more screws loose than most, bit like yourself you moaning f**ker.  :f_whistle:


      Ps… Just thinking about it  :roll: It was the clubs fault when you came out wearing those fcuking T-shirts in support of  Gnasher  :lmao:
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      Reply #22341: Sep 16, 2023 11:27:17 am
      Well stop wearing them in many of your post and I’ll stop saying it you skinny arse wipe.  :lmao:

      There you go again supporting him, the kunt put shame on your club end of. You’re defending the un defensible. You then had Cuntinho pretending to have injury coz he also wanted to walk away from you lot 😂

      Just except every club at sometime has players that bring shame on you. It’s not necessary the clubs fault just the player/s that have screws loose and Suarez had more screws loose than most, bit like yourself you moaning f**ker.  :f_whistle:


      Ps… Just thinking about it  :roll: It was the clubs fault when you came out wearing those fcuking T-shirts in support of  Gnasher  :lmao:




      Red tints blue tints yellow tints etc etc , every club in existence has fans wearing whatever tints their club colours are Knobhead, it’s called being biased, so if I’m ramping up my club and all those associated with it then obvious ye Thick Manc Cnut that I’m wearing Red Tints, I won’t be wearing sky f***in blue will I ??

      I’m not defending Suarez at all, had you read my post property I do mention that I’m not condoning his behaviour, simply pointing out his frailties , Coutinho F***ing off isn’t a slur on the club, like your trying to make it out to be, like most South American players their favoured destination is Spain, BARCA OR RM, closer to their own culture and not because they no longer favoured playing in England, Suarez, Barca, Alonso RM, Coutinho again Barca, so again F**k OFF with your attempts at Besmirching our club or it’s players, no one is perfect, but you have absolutely no standing when it comes to your players behaviour down the years,

      Interesting that you want to liken our players frailties of perhaps wanting a new challenge in Spain, or Suarez’s behaviour as bad as that was, to you’re mob of wife beating, alledeged rapists, not quite the f***in same is it ??


      F**k off Manc Kunt !!



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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22342: Sep 16, 2023 11:45:52 am
      Greenwood? Never paid a penny for him.

      If you want to look at disaster signings you’ve not done bad yourself over the years..

      Aquilani
      Carroll
      Balotelli
      Benteke
      Diouf
      Keane
      Markovic
      Karius

      Would you like me to continue   :lmao:

      Shut it, your club is full of rapists and flashing sex pests, no F***ing argument really.

      Blackmore
      Robson
      Edwards
      Giggs
      Scholes
      Ronaldo
      Greenwood
      Antony

      We need to get that old "RAPIST........FLASHER" chant going in the Kop whenever we play these scumbags
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      Reply #22343: Sep 16, 2023 11:47:15 am
      Well stop wearing them in many of your post and I’ll stop saying it you skinny arse wipe.  :lmao:

      There you go again supporting him, the kunt put shame on your club end of. You’re defending the un defensible. You then had Cuntinho pretending to have injury coz he also wanted to walk away from you lot 😂

      Just except every club at sometime has players that bring shame on you. It’s not necessary the clubs fault just the player/s that have screws loose and Suarez had more screws loose than most, bit like yourself you moaning f**ker.  :f_whistle:


      Ps… Just thinking about it  :roll: It was the clubs fault when you came out wearing those fcuking T-shirts in support of  Gnasher  :lmao:

      Almost as if your shitbag club is in the news for all the wrong reasons Keith. What odds on that lad?
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      Reply #22344: Sep 16, 2023 11:48:27 am
      Sancho was petulant at City, a pain in the arse at Dortmund and repeating the dose for United.

      Hes been done in the past for not trying in training and for poor discipline.

      The problem is United seem to sign these troubled players.

      I'd point towards their due diligence when looking at attitude not being up to scratch.

      I know it's something Jürgen really values.

      Hence the reason we were never arsed about him, wonder if that is the same reason we jibbed Bellingham for Big Dom.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22345: Sep 16, 2023 11:51:07 am
      The whole Maguire thing just weird to me in a sense that the English media is as guilty as anyone on piling it on him then all of a sudden U-turn that everyone is too hard on poor Harry (I guess the Scots took it too far 😆  I dunno).

      He's stills fat F***ing pile of sh*te who turns like a F***ing tank.

      :lmao: see his ma has been out defending him.
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      Reply #22346: Sep 16, 2023 02:26:03 pm



      Red tints blue tints yellow tints etc etc , every club in existence has fans wearing whatever tints their club colours are Knobhead, it’s called being biased, so if I’m ramping up my club and all those associated with it then obvious ye Thick Manc Cnut that I’m wearing Red Tints, I won’t be wearing sky f***in blue will I ??

      I’m not defending Suarez at all, had you read my post property I do mention that I’m not condoning his behaviour, simply pointing out his frailties , Coutinho F***ing off isn’t a slur on the club, like your trying to make it out to be, like most South American players their favoured destination is Spain, BARCA OR RM, closer to their own culture and not because they no longer favoured playing in England, Suarez, Barca, Alonso RM, Coutinho again Barca, so again F**k OFF with your attempts at Besmirching our club or it’s players, no one is perfect, but you have absolutely no standing when it comes to your players behaviour down the years,

      Interesting that you want to liken our players frailties of perhaps wanting a new challenge in Spain, or Suarez’s behaviour as bad as that was, to you’re mob of wife beating, alledeged rapists, not quite the f***in same is it ??


      F**k of Manc Kunt !!





      Stop moaning then you moaning  kunt. The fact you admit your biased proves im right  of  wearing rose tints. 😎

      Suppose you’re now going to say you played well today and score reflects that.   :f_whistle:
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      Reply #22347: Sep 16, 2023 02:28:14 pm
      Almost as if your shitbag club is in the news for all the wrong reasons Keith. What odds on that lad?

      Well it’s not my doing is it. These footballers get paid that much they think it allows them to apply their own laws.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22348: Sep 16, 2023 05:05:47 pm
      Just a club in disarray. Long may it continue
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      Reply #22349: Sep 16, 2023 06:03:10 pm
      Luckily for Utd they have the opportunity to bounce back in München on Wednesday night....
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      Reply #22350: Sep 16, 2023 06:23:13 pm
      Erik Ten Allardyce.
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      Reply #22351: Sep 16, 2023 06:25:55 pm
      its seems clear Ten Haag is not getting a tune out of these players and with 3 of the players not available but fit how badly managed is the squad so much Jonny Evans is the answer :lmao:
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      Reply #22352: Sep 16, 2023 06:35:54 pm
      Guess the Norwich flags were out today
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      Reply #22353: Sep 16, 2023 07:39:58 pm
      Just got out of work and seen the scores…  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Reply #22354: Sep 16, 2023 07:46:50 pm
      Sometimes is so nice and refreshing to see the underdog win. Unfortunately for Utd, it just wasn't to be today....  :lmao:
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      Reply #22355: Sep 16, 2023 07:48:13 pm
      Just got out of work and seen the scores…  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

      Get back to work.  :action-smiley-055:

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