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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      HUYTON RED
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22563: Nov 05, 2023 01:50:09 pm
      Rich coming off you lot   :lmao: What was that game you were all doing rain dances and diving on the floor after winning a shitty game against some minnows  :lmao:

      The 77 Cup final winner is the spawniest thing ever!!

      This thread is exactly the thing for this period of time were your football club is utter sh*te and the whole board a F***ing joke, then yeah we're gonna take the piss.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22564: Nov 05, 2023 01:53:25 pm
      Tick tick December 17th
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      Reply #22565: Nov 05, 2023 02:24:30 pm
      The 77 Cup final winner is the spawniest thing ever!!

      This thread is exactly the thing for this period of time were your football club is utter sh*te and the whole board a F***ing joke, then yeah we're gonna take the piss.

      Course you’re going to take piss, I’d do same thing,  😂 pity we have fans from  both sides that struggle to take it though Pete, obviously you and I not in that bracket.  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22566: Nov 05, 2023 05:46:58 pm
      Pls get Macalister the F**k off Jürgen

      Get on the right thread you numpty 🤪
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      Reply #22567: Nov 06, 2023 02:33:39 am
      Get on the right thread you numpty 🤪

      Sorry mate

      Was trying to post this in the heat of the moment during the game last night, got it wrong...sorry





      And Bruno flexing his mucles after scoring a stoppage time winner!  :lmao:
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      Reply #22568: Nov 06, 2023 08:19:19 am
      Sorry mate

      Was trying to post this in the heat of the moment during the game last night, got it wrong...sorry





      And Bruno flexing his mucles after scoring a stoppage time winner!  :lmao:

      Kunt       :lmao:
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      Reply #22569: Nov 06, 2023 10:55:29 pm
      Don’t mind them winning the odd game same as the Ole tenure keeps the fcker in the seat for that bit longer , the time will come when they really get twatted I’m just hoping it’s us lot who gives out the twatting 😁

      What.....again  :P

      Now don't be greedy Andy, but yeah another thrashing would be rather sweet  :D
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      Reply #22570: Nov 08, 2023 09:04:32 pm
      There back….oh wait a mo…..
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22571: Nov 08, 2023 09:21:52 pm
       :lmao:
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      Reply #22572: Nov 09, 2023 04:36:17 pm
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      Reply #22573: Nov 10, 2023 08:50:30 am
      The Mediocrity Monsters, back in their rightful place, scraping a living as a prem club, living off past glories like what they said about us, relish in the odd cup run just to keep their delusional fan’s smiling in their Norwich scarfs, employing equally delusional managers who’s ideas have turned quicker than Cruyff could ever do, the man himself will be turning in his grave at the sight of this fraud masquerading as a football manager brought up with Cruyff’s total football, but the greatest thing of all is, their delusional fans think he should be given time to turn it around, Ha, that’s like asking Jimmy Saville to be Santa, now then now then now then don’t be to downhearted MUtants, Jim can’t fix this sh*t !!   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22574: Nov 12, 2023 07:28:29 am
      For those worried about Utd "catching up on us"...

      Man Utd have won 7 league games this season, all by a single goal margin, 5 of them against teams in the bottom 6. Every time they have played a strong side (Tottenham, Arsenal, Brighton, Man City) they have lost. Let's not get carried away.....!
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      Reply #22575: Nov 12, 2023 08:51:33 am
      For those worried about Utd "catching up on us"...

      Man Utd have won 7 league games this season, all by a single goal margin, 5 of them against teams in the bottom 6. Every time they have played a strong side (Tottenham, Arsenal, Brighton, Man City) they have lost. Let's not get carried away.....!

      They’ll probably be in the knee jerk thread.  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22576: Nov 15, 2023 02:16:47 pm
      Manc CEO Richard Arnold stepping down.

      The circus continues :laugh:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22577: Nov 21, 2023 08:17:15 pm
      Quote from Don77
      I think that was a few weeks into klopps tenure. He'd had a pop at fans who got off early when Palace I think it was scored at around 82 minutes to make it 2-1 to them and  he was making 'where you going'? Hand signals to those fans. Next game at home we were 2-0 down with 10 to go and we scored twice including an origi injury time goal. Klopp saluted the fans as did the players. Not because we drew 2-2 with West Brom but because we showed if the fans and team are as one we are hard to beat. As it was we didn't lose for along time at anfield after that. So it was more than worthwhile.

      The only reason everyone remembers it was West Brom was because of the public reaction to the salute after the game, because the Brits who don't watch German football, didn't understand it. We led 1-0 at half time, then were losing, when Divock's heavily deflected shot went in, 4 minutes into injury time to get the draw. The reaction to it, led to Jürgen saying it would never happen again, and it hasn't. He just goes and does it himself.

      7 days later, we went to Watford and lost 3-0. And a month later, we lost at home to the mancs, which has never happened again.

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      Ten Hag got lucky last season with multiple underachieving teams in the league and a piss easy route to both domestic cup finals.

      Won't be so fortunate this season.

      Every time they win, and the sky's the limit.
      Every time they don't win, the ship has sunk.

      As bad as we were last year, nobody called for Jürgen to be sacked, bar a handful of fruitcakes. But if they're serious about transitioning from the culture of waste that's developed over the past 10 years into a serious side, they need to give managers a manager someone in charge, a lot of time to do it. But if they're not willing to do that, then they can keep wasting money from firing managers after losing local derbies and league cup games to better teams with better players, and eventually they'll end up turning into Everton. They're already halfway there as it is.

      Now, that is something for us to laugh at.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22578: Nov 26, 2023 04:35:45 pm
      Goal of the season contender award if nothing else for us lot.   :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22579: Nov 26, 2023 04:36:53 pm
      Goal of the season contender award if nothing else for us lot.   :lmao:

      A proper overhead kick, better than Rooney's
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      Reply #22580: Nov 26, 2023 04:38:50 pm
      A proper overhead kick, better than Rooney's

      To be fair yeah it was better than Rooney’s and I was at that match. 🙂 This was off  Garnacho foot.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22581: Nov 26, 2023 04:41:45 pm
      To be fair yeah it was better than Rooney’s and I was at that match. 🙂

      Always done my head in the raving sky did about that goal when you could clearly see he shinned it.

      Anyway anything that will wind the blueeshite up at the minute will do for me :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22582: Nov 26, 2023 04:46:02 pm
      Always done my head in the raving sky did about that goal when you could clearly see he shinned it.




      100% Purely because it was Rooney.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22583: Nov 26, 2023 04:54:24 pm

      I was surprised he could get his fat arse that far off the ground :laugh:
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      Reply #22584: Nov 26, 2023 05:01:48 pm
      I was surprised he could get his fat arse that far off the ground :laugh:

      He’s put plenty of timber on hasn’t he. 🤦‍♂️
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22585: Nov 26, 2023 05:06:54 pm
      He’s put plenty of timber on hasn’t he. 🤦‍♂️

      Must be hard work being a brummie fan listening to his press conferences

      "Errrrrrrrrrrr.........."

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