The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Things for United are getting worse, after the Old Trafford ground was given a one star food rating according to the BBC. Not only are they sh*te on the field but now the grounds falling apart but the catering is sh*te long may it go on

Things for United are getting worse, after the Old Trafford ground was given a one star food rating according to the BBC. Not only are they sh*te on the field but now the grounds falling apart but the catering is sh*te long may it go on

Fawlty Towers FC

If we beat Arsenal later it's going to be one miserable Christmas for Gary Neville

 

They got dead lucky last week that they didn't have to play with "Captain Fantastic" Bruno Fernandes in the team. Him as Man Utd captain continues to be the funniest joke of the year.

https://twitter.com/LfcShaunjudge/status/1738566115263992004?t=82cGRRNneiu-N80en4s_vA&s=19

I'm so tired of hearing the same, tired bullshit responses from United supporters. It's always "We should be top of the table", "we should be competing for every title", "we're Man United not Burnley" etc,etc.... unfortunately they are what they are. Past success a decade ago doesn't automatically gift them success. The record is the record. The table doesn't lie. All I hear is how they should be this or should do that. Based solely in being Manchester United. Its almost sad if it wasn't so God damn funny.

So the glazers


Buy the club on loans - the club are the ones that pay back those loans , they also take out dividends every year


They then sell 25% and earn £1.5bn and still control the club 😂

So the glazers


Buy the club on loans - the club are the ones that pay back those loans , they also take out dividends every year


They then sell 25% and earn £1.5bn and still control the club 😂

Also don't get why some news organisations are running with it as their leading story, as though most of us give a sh*t?

Also don't get why some news organisations are running with it as their leading story, as though most of us give a sh*t?

In fairness in sport it’s huge news

Also don't get why some news organisations are running with it as their leading story, as though most of us give a sh*t?

It's them, they're back, sort of!! 😂😂😂

I'd love it all to go tits up now for Ratcliffe and that Brailsford if Jim the manc brings him in.

https://twitter.com/BradYNWA6/status/1739357416066539525?t=0x_DV5AdSvHd_T_PNLogfA&s=19

Out from under your stones and out from your caves, their back

Loudest boos I’ve heard at half time, now they’re celebrating like they’ve won the league in the stands 

I love how fickle their fans are 

 Always look on the bright side of life

Out from under your stones and out from your caves, their back

Oh F**k back to the caves and under the stones....

 

I thought there where 10 zebras, on the pitch, playing against Notts Forest yesterday !

I thought there where 10 zebras, on the pitch, playing against Notts Forest yesterday !

Like a poor copy of some Juve Kit they wouldn't even be arsed with

Even 17th & 18th placed Everton and Luton have scored more goals than these charlatans 

 

 Vids on twitter of Utd fans fighting each other in the away end yesterday. 

Vids on twitter of Utd fans fighting each other in the away end yesterday. 

Were they trying to beat the queue out early?