The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Been out with my manc mates oh the silence is golden did you all notice them singing to spur on their team a neutral asked me what songs they sing i told him the only one i knew was glory glory ********** utd and at this time it is unapropriate,did i have some funny looks or what.

Still, I know it'll be horrible for them waking up in the morning. And I know we're lucky to be the first ones to ever see them get done in a European Cup Final. But they'll have the last laugh...

...because they'll have loads of beer left in the fridge!

BBC Sport Headlines from http://news.bbc.co.uk/

Portsmouth agree to takeover bid

And nothing else

And I'm not even f***in kidding! That's how much the mancs exist tonight...

OK I lied. There are others. Two in fact:

Coyle cool on Celtic switch talk
Injured Flintoff out of Twenty20

Not good news about Flintoff that.

This is like Sky Sports News this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztqcuawqi34#

^^ Indeed!! I was singing that all day! 

2 shots on target in the final of the European Cup. That gave me another laugh.

"This was the biggest of big occasions and Barcelona rose to the challenge. Manchester United simply didn't.

"Barcelona were supposed to have a dodgy keeper and a dodgy back four - well, if that was a dodgy side I'd love to see them at their best because they were absolutely fantastic.

"After the first seven minutes, that was an absolute annihilation. A real good hiding.

"If there are a better pair of midfielders than Xavi and Andres Iniesta anywhere, I'd like to see them. They were absolutely brilliant and United couldn't get near them.

"I've not seen a team play like that for years and years and it is so good to see.

"The gulf between the two teams was huge. Barcelona are, without any shadow of a doubt, the best team in Europe.

"United were sloppy all night. They came into the match having all had 11 days off and they didn't look like a team at all. They'd have been better off to have kept playing in that time.

"There were poor performances across the park. Anderson didn't perform - he had a job to do on Xavi and failed. But what disappointed me was players like Wayne Rooney didn't get in the game. Dimitar Berbatov? No impact. Carlos Tevez? The same.

"Michael Carrick was miles off the pace all match and defensively they never looked comfortable. Nemanja Vidic was nowhere at times, Rio Ferdinand looked rusty and Edwin Van der Sar didn't look right.

"I'll give Cristiano Ronaldo credit, though, he really stuck at it - he just had no support at all.

"Barca are just a great, great side and this was without Dani Alves, without Eric Abidal, with Thierry Henry and Iniesta playing on one leg. They were absolutely streets ahead in every department."

Chris Waddle.

 

 

An embarassing display by the scums. What's the excuse now, Fergie? The ref, the fans, the post, the lights, the pitch, bad press, the weather? Your team is truly embarassing today. The scums are on a downward spiral, I can see that. Messi scoring with his head and taking off his booth, huh, icing on the cake. Congrats Barca, you have just given the scums a good walloping. Fergie, go f*** off and retire for good.

Oxo are bringing a new cube out to mark Manchester United's appearance in the Champions League Final .................

Its called Laughing Stock.

When it comes to big decisions, this manc team goes all the way down the toilet. And that's a fact! Proved over and over. They just won it last season cause I can say pretty much the same about Chelski.

Do you reckon Rafa should send Slur Alex a little sympathy letter with a tactical analysis of how the game went.

What do you reckon it would look like.

Dear Alux Furrgooseon

Bartha snotted yooths, you shitty manc shitbags.

love

Rafa.

Do you reckon Rafa should send Slur Alex a little sympathy letter with a tactical analysis of how the game went.

What do you reckon it would look like.

Dear Alux Furrgooseon

Bartha snotted yooths, you shitty manc shitbags.

love

Rafa.

You missed the kiss off the end

x

They can big Barcelona up all they want but United were sh*te tonight.  They get away with it in the Premier League because most managers are shithouses and scared of Ferguson.

Rafa's got his card marked now.  They couldn't beat Barca and they couldn't beat us.

We should have got that soft arse draw from the quarters that United got so we could have had a proper European Cup Final between two exciting attacking sides.

Buzzin, walking through the city centre today near St Johns on the big screen, old whiskey nose fuming.

Makes you proud!!

I do not know about laugh but I have not got so much enjoyment from seeing United get beat since we whipped the basta*ds 4-1.Barcelona have restored my faith in justice.

There was no such thing as "they were the better team" as poor Fergie said after yesterday's final. Its just that there was no comparison at all between manc and Barca so that the word "better team" does not fit the situation well,
poor them mancs!  

and poor sh*t Ronaldo, the so called 'savior'  of mancs on whom they had all their hopes of winning the trophy and who doesn't know what fairplay is about, always a bad loser, sulking, moaning or crying after being outplayed! They were rightly put back to their place .

 

As good as it was to see them lose, it was better to see Messi showing a petulant portugeuse pr**k how the game should be played. Awesome

Stevie's jinx worked like a charm!! All we need now is to get him to say "Manchester United will win the title next season"

Anyway this was supposed to be a laugh at Mancs thread so