The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Jim one horrible stingy begging c**t. Pay for your own stadium you cheeky tw*t.

Shameless pr**k. 

You lot sick enough to do that. 

You know it bai 

@martynziegler

Breaking: Man Utd made a £113.2m loss last season.... 

No new roof then... 

@martynziegler

Breaking: Man Utd made a £113.2m loss last season.... 

No new roof then... 

Theyll just get the tax payer to pay for it , like their new stadium.

Theyll just get the tax payer to pay for it , like their new stadium.

Old Trapdoor: "Where'd the money go?" 

Theyll just get the tax payer to pay for it , like their new stadium.

Sounds good to me 🤞🤞🤞😂

Don’t worry it won’t reach 30 😂 and if it did I’ll be dead and buried by then so you can’t take the p!ss 

I’m gonna dig ye up ya Manc Cnut, then use yer rotten f***in corpse as a voodoo doll and put a curse on the new toilet, I’ll be taking extra pleasure ripping yer spine out and poking you up the arse with it to the rhythm of 3-0, 4-0, 5-0, 7-0 & 3-0, I won’t be need any lube 🤣🖕🤣🖕🏾🤣🖕🏿🤣🖕🤣



YNWA

I’m gonna dig ye up ya Manc Cnut, then use yer rotten f***in corpse as a voodoo doll and put a curse on the new toilet, I’ll be taking extra pleasure ripping yer spine out and poking you up the arse with it to the rhythm of 3-0, 4-0, 5-0, 7-0 & 3-0, I won’t be need any lube 🤣🖕🤣🖕🏾🤣🖕🏿🤣🖕🤣



YNWA

You’ll be gone before me you kunt. 😂 The new toilet king of the north, it’ll put you lot in place. 

You’ll be gone before me you kunt. 😂 The new toilet king of the north, it’ll put you lot in place. 

Betcha you go first, let’s have £50 on it ?? 🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪

Betcha you go first, let’s have £50 on it ?? 🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪

 

Think I have found Utd problem. Ten Hag's mother is called Joke Ten Hag. Unless some devious scouser has changed his wiki page that is hilarious

Think I have found Utd problem. Ten Hag's mother is called Joke Ten Hag. Unless some devious scouser has changed his wiki page that is hilarious

 

Think I have found Utd problem. Ten Hag's mother is called Joke Ten Hag. Unless some devious scouser has changed his wiki page that is hilarious

They have it was originally CLOWN

Nooooooooo......



Okay, step forward Gareth 'Waistcoat Wizard' Southgate 

Nooooooooo......



Okay, step forward Gareth 'Waistcoat Wizard' Southgate 

Fake news sorry, just saw it on my facebook feed. fcukin wind up. 

Fake news sorry, just saw it on my facebook feed. fcukin wind up. 

You's are getting trigger finger before December lad. GS is sitting patiently waiting for the OT SOS (Save Our Season) call....

You's are getting trigger finger before December lad. GS is sitting patiently waiting for the OT SOS (Save Our Season) call....

I’ve actually got a trigger finger anyway.  If he gets it I’ll become a wool scouser 

Must be a glitch in tv schedule I can't see UTD on Tuesday or Wednesday in the CL.

Must be a glitch in tv schedule I can't see UTD on Tuesday or Wednesday in the CL.

Like you we couldn't win it if in it anyway  However, thanks to smashing you lot  in the Fa cup Thursday nites will do. 

Like you we couldn't win it if in it anyway  However, thanks to smashing you lot  in the Fa cup Thursday nites will do. 

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Who is on Co-commentary on TNT?
She couldn’t be more slavishly supporting the Mancs without going down to the bench and giving Ten Bob a blowie

Who is on Co-commentary on TNT?
She couldn’t be more slavishly supporting the Mancs without going down to the bench and giving Ten Bob a blowie

there allowed to win some or erik gets sacked and we don't want that

Who is on Co-commentary on TNT?
She couldn’t be more slavishly supporting the Mancs without going down to the bench and giving Ten Bob a blowie

May be that’s how she got the gig 😁….

….Roll up roll up Ten Bob for a blowie… 🤣🤣🤣