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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      waltonl4
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #23230: Sep 30, 2024 11:11:06 am
      Porto and Villa away next beware the grim reaper smells blood
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #23231: Sep 30, 2024 12:06:13 pm
      Good news - great news


      He is staying 🥳
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #23232: Sep 30, 2024 01:33:36 pm
      RvN will be behind the scenes chomping at the bit...
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #23233: Sep 30, 2024 04:50:33 pm
      Here is a lovely little list - it's the number of times Man United have conceded three goals in a game since Fergie's retirement in 2013 -

      Moyes - 5 times in 51 games (9.8%)
      Van Gaal - 8 times in 103 games (7.7%)
      Mourinho - 7 times in 144 games (4.9%)
      Solskjaer - 14 times in 168 games (8.3%)
      Ten Hag - 23 times in 123 games (18.7%)

      Just beautiful.....

      That's mental. Almost 1 in 5 is an absolute belter  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #23234: Sep 30, 2024 06:11:10 pm
      Until the leadership at United are honest with themselves about who they are (a mid-table team at best) they are going to keep bumping their heads against the wall time and time again. They think they can fix the problems by throwing more money at players, but they don't have an identity. Klopp gave us an identity and rebuilt us. Now Arne can tweak what was there and continue forward. Teams don't look at United and worry about the fixture anymore like they did 10 years ago even. I would argue they are actually still on their slow decline with no signs of an upward turn anytime soon with the current owners.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #23235: Sep 30, 2024 06:11:50 pm
      O
      RvN will be behind the scenes chomping at the bit...

      Too right wish it was Southgate though
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #23236: Sep 30, 2024 06:48:15 pm
      There's quality in the squad, but there's no leadership or discipline. The manager is a dead man walking....those players are not buying into whatever it is he's saying....they know he's toast.
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      Reply #23237: Sep 30, 2024 07:03:14 pm
      There's quality in the squad, but there's no leadership or discipline. The manager is a dead man walking....those players are not buying into whatever it is he's saying....they know he's toast.

      Its looking like that on the field.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #23238: Sep 30, 2024 07:06:15 pm
      Until the leadership at United are honest with themselves about who they are (a mid-table team at best) they are going to keep bumping their heads against the wall time and time again. They think they can fix the problems by throwing more money at players, but they don't have an identity. Klopp gave us an identity and rebuilt us. Now Arne can tweak what was there and continue forward. Teams don't look at United and worry about the fixture anymore like they did 10 years ago even. I would argue they are actually still on their slow decline with no signs of an upward turn anytime soon with the current owners.

      I know Ratcliffe and his team have taken over a lot of the day to day management of the club but the Glazers are still the majority owners and are parasites, draining the club's money and soul.
      The Glazers lack of morals trickles down through the rest of the club. A lot of players appear to have no fight or pride and that appears to be a pervasive culture that is just getting worse over time.
      It's true that football fans should expect players (on phenomenal wages) to give 100% every match, but the United players don't appear to care about the club.
      ETH's inability to provide a style of play is just making it worse.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #23239: Sep 30, 2024 10:08:21 pm
      Potter on the PR run so must be looking for a new job.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #23240: Sep 30, 2024 10:40:09 pm
      RvN will be behind the scenes chomping at the bit...

      Dream team announcement, him and defensive coach......Martin Keown :laugh:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #23241: Oct 01, 2024 11:38:03 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #23242: Oct 02, 2024 02:41:30 pm

      While Sir Jim F***ing moans with the begging bowl asking for more money to build his tinpot northern wembley

      They got well fu**ed off regarding government grants, the Tories for whatever reason saw fit to grant the city of Manchester billions in their time in office but their luck’s run out along with the Tories
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #23243: Oct 03, 2024 08:38:28 pm
      Anyone watching Utd?  :lmao: :lmao:

      Just surrendered a 2 goal lead at Porto....after the Porto keeper kindly gift wrapped both their goals.

      Their defence look sh*t scared.

      Props to them, they're great fun.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #23244: Oct 03, 2024 09:11:36 pm
       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #23245: Oct 03, 2024 09:21:20 pm
       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

      KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEITH
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #23246: Oct 03, 2024 09:25:07 pm
      From the BBC...

      Since Erik ten Hag joined the club in 2022, no Premier League club have conceded three or more goals in a match more times in all competitions than Manchester United (24).


      Brutal ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #23247: Oct 03, 2024 09:27:48 pm
      Please don't sack the bald nonce
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #23248: Oct 03, 2024 09:36:35 pm
      Please don't sack the bald nonce

      Haha. I think everyone knows his time is all but up sadly.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #23249: Oct 03, 2024 09:40:18 pm
      They need a result against Villa, Tuchel is decent.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #23250: Oct 03, 2024 09:43:04 pm
      Fucks sake, we need them to win a game soon
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #23251: Oct 03, 2024 09:54:01 pm
      Porto are F***ing sh*t, but at least Ten Hag stays!!!!!!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #23252: Oct 03, 2024 10:53:46 pm
      Well in slabhead! Ten Bob lives to fight another day

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