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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Gow
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #25: May 27, 2009 11:48:52 pm
      BBC Sport Headlines from http://news.bbc.co.uk/

      Portsmouth agree to takeover bid

      And nothing else

      And I'm not even f***in kidding! That's how much the mancs exist tonight...
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #26: May 27, 2009 11:49:43 pm
      OK I lied. There are others. Two in fact:

      Coyle cool on Celtic switch talk
      Injured Flintoff out of Twenty20
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #27: May 27, 2009 11:57:54 pm
      Not good news about Flintoff that.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #28: May 27, 2009 11:58:52 pm
      :lmao: This is like Sky Sports News this!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #29: May 28, 2009 12:01:44 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #30: May 28, 2009 12:08:57 am
      ^^ Indeed!! I was singing that all day!  ;)

      2 shots on target in the final of the European Cup. That gave me another laugh.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #31: May 28, 2009 12:10:51 am
      "This was the biggest of big occasions and Barcelona rose to the challenge. Manchester United simply didn't.

      "Barcelona were supposed to have a dodgy keeper and a dodgy back four - well, if that was a dodgy side I'd love to see them at their best because they were absolutely fantastic.

      "After the first seven minutes, that was an absolute annihilation. A real good hiding.

      "If there are a better pair of midfielders than Xavi and Andres Iniesta anywhere, I'd like to see them. They were absolutely brilliant and United couldn't get near them.

      "I've not seen a team play like that for years and years and it is so good to see.

      "The gulf between the two teams was huge. Barcelona are, without any shadow of a doubt, the best team in Europe.

      "United were sloppy all night. They came into the match having all had 11 days off and they didn't look like a team at all. They'd have been better off to have kept playing in that time.

      "There were poor performances across the park. Anderson didn't perform - he had a job to do on Xavi and failed. But what disappointed me was players like Wayne Rooney didn't get in the game. Dimitar Berbatov? No impact. Carlos Tevez? The same.

      "Michael Carrick was miles off the pace all match and defensively they never looked comfortable. Nemanja Vidic was nowhere at times, Rio Ferdinand looked rusty and Edwin Van der Sar didn't look right.

      "I'll give Cristiano Ronaldo credit, though, he really stuck at it - he just had no support at all.

      "Barca are just a great, great side and this was without Dani Alves, without Eric Abidal, with Thierry Henry and Iniesta playing on one leg. They were absolutely streets ahead in every department."

      Chris Waddle.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #32: May 28, 2009 12:18:56 am
       ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

       :f_whistle:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #33: May 28, 2009 12:35:50 am
      An embarassing display by the scums. What's the excuse now, Fergie? The ref, the fans, the post, the lights, the pitch, bad press, the weather? Your team is truly embarassing today. The scums are on a downward spiral, I can see that. Messi scoring with his head and taking off his booth, huh, icing on the cake. Congrats Barca, you have just given the scums a good walloping. Fergie, go f*** off and retire for good.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #34: May 28, 2009 12:43:34 am
      Oxo are bringing a new cube out to mark Manchester United's appearance in the Champions League Final .................

      Its called Laughing Stock.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #35: May 28, 2009 12:48:59 am
      When it comes to big decisions, this manc team goes all the way down the toilet. And that's a fact! Proved over and over. They just won it last season cause I can say pretty much the same about Chelski.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #36: May 28, 2009 01:01:04 am
      Do you reckon Rafa should send Slur Alex a little sympathy letter with a tactical analysis of how the game went.

      What do you reckon it would look like.

      Dear Alux Furrgooseon

      Bartha snotted yooths, you shitty manc shitbags.

      love

      Rafa.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #37: May 28, 2009 01:03:06 am
      Do you reckon Rafa should send Slur Alex a little sympathy letter with a tactical analysis of how the game went.

      What do you reckon it would look like.

      Dear Alux Furrgooseon

      Bartha snotted yooths, you shitty manc shitbags.

      love

      Rafa.

      You missed the kiss off the end

      x
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #38: May 28, 2009 01:25:09 am
      They can big Barcelona up all they want but United were sh*te tonight.  They get away with it in the Premier League because most managers are shithouses and scared of Ferguson.

      Rafa's got his card marked now.  They couldn't beat Barca and they couldn't beat us.

      We should have got that soft arse draw from the quarters that United got so we could have had a proper European Cup Final between two exciting attacking sides.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #39: May 28, 2009 08:17:06 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #40: May 28, 2009 08:41:37 am
      Buzzin, walking through the city centre today near St Johns on the big screen, old whiskey nose fuming.

      Makes you proud!!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #41: May 28, 2009 09:12:04 am
      I do not know about laugh but I have not got so much enjoyment from seeing United get beat since we whipped the basta*ds 4-1.Barcelona have restored my faith in justice.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #42: May 28, 2009 09:29:09 am
      There was no such thing as "they were the better team" as poor Fergie said after yesterday's final. Its just that there was no comparison at all between manc and Barca so that the word "better team" does not fit the situation well,
      poor them mancs!  :laugh:

      and poor sh*t Ronaldo, the so called 'savior'  of mancs on whom they had all their hopes of winning the trophy and who doesn't know what fairplay is about, always a bad loser, sulking, moaning or crying after being outplayed! They were rightly put back to their place .
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #43: May 28, 2009 09:29:45 am
       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Reply #44: May 28, 2009 09:32:03 am
      As good as it was to see them lose, it was better to see Messi showing a petulant portugeuse pr**k how the game should be played. Awesome
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #45: May 28, 2009 09:42:26 am
      Stevie's jinx worked like a charm!! All we need now is to get him to say "Manchester United will win the title next season" ;)

      Anyway this was supposed to be a laugh at Mancs thread so  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #46: May 28, 2009 09:45:54 am
      crate of beer £10,half time pizza £5,the look on man uts fans faces when barca won fooking priceless
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #47: May 28, 2009 09:51:36 am
      I have been doing this only since yesterday!  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:  :laughing-smiley-014: :clap: :celebrate: :rasp: :tv_happy: Watching yesterday match clips on you tube
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #48: May 28, 2009 10:10:05 am
      Great to see supposedly best player in world giving a lecture about tactics to supposedly best manager in world........Ah....the countdown has begun...
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #49: May 28, 2009 10:19:00 am
      And they say we're the bitter ones?

      Despondent United fans head home

      Among the fans arriving at the airport at 0330 BST was Steve, from Manchester, who had been up since 0445 BST on Tuesday.

      But despite his fatigue - and the prospect of going to work on Thursday - he remained philosophical about his team's season.

      He told the BBC: "I'm a bit down, but we stopped the Scousers winning the league and that was my main priority."

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8071143.stm#

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