The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

OK, even if that is true, are you really suggesting that the LVG method of a "kid in a candyshop" is better? Surely in any properly run club or business there should always be controls on what a manager can spend. In any case it looks like we've probably spent to much anyway, according to the rumors about us breaching the financial fair play rules.

No I certainly wouldn't

this one made me laugh

Manchester United fans having this fly over Real Madrid vs Villareal. It says: "Come home Ronaldo"

Pathetic

Manchester United fans having this fly over Real Madrid vs Villareal. It says: "Come home Ronaldo"

Pathetic

That is pathetic CR.

Cost the soft bas**rds €5,000.

These companies must be lapping it up! A new banner every time United fans want to say something to the public but won't do it as an individual

Cost the soft bas**rds €5,000.

It's one of those moments when you just sit back and think that adults, grown men, have done this Stuey.

It's one of those moments when you just sit back and think that adults, grown men, have done this Stuey.

Makes it even more comical mate.

Heard so many Mancs talking about the prospects of Ronaldo returning...

It's not going to happen! He left when they had won the Champions League didn't he? For the team with the biggest worldwide reputation and stature who are currently Champions of Europe and he is an icon there, smashing all the records going for them. Why would he want to jack all that in to return to a team that is going to be getting closer and closer to a relegation battle, that spends £200+M in the space of a year and still manage just 1 win in amongst games that include Leicester, Swansea, Burnley and a spanking by MK Dons. They are an embarrassment of a club and the deluded fuckers actually think Ronaldo would return to that 

Heard so many Mancs talking about the prospects of Ronaldo returning...

It's not going to happen! He left when they had won the Champions League didn't he? For the team with the biggest worldwide reputation and stature who are currently Champions of Europe and he is an icon there, smashing all the records going for them. Why would he want to jack all that in to return to a team that is going to be getting closer and closer to a relegation battle, that spends £200+M in the space of a year and still manage just 1 win in amongst games that include Leicester, Swansea, Burnley and a spanking by MK Dons. They are an embarrassment of a club and the deluded fuckers actually think Ronaldo would return to that 

Yep, and one reason why he loved Utd was because of Alex Ferguson, who he perceived as a father. Fergie has gone now, so the attraction will not exist for Ronaldo.

Heard so many Mancs talking about the prospects of Ronaldo returning...

It's not going to happen! He left when they had won the Champions League didn't he? For the team with the biggest worldwide reputation and stature who are currently Champions of Europe and he is an icon there, smashing all the records going for them. Why would he want to jack all that in to return to a team that is going to be getting closer and closer to a relegation battle, that spends £200+M in the space of a year and still manage just 1 win in amongst games that include Leicester, Swansea, Burnley and a spanking by MK Dons. They are an embarrassment of a club and the deluded fuckers actually think Ronaldo would return to that 

Cristiano Ronaldo: "Man Utd? It's all speculation, speaking about my future. My future is Madrid. I'm happy."

OK, even if that is true, are you really suggesting that the LVG method of a "kid in a candyshop" is better? Surely in any properly run club or business there should always be controls on what a manager can spend. In any case it looks like we've probably spent to much anyway, according to the rumors about us breaching the financial fair play rules.

We all know how the 'kid in a candy shop scenario' works out - the kid goes over the top and buys all his favourite sweeties, soon after such indulgence, the kid is vomiting.

Heard so many Mancs talking about the prospects of Ronaldo returning...

It's not going to happen! He left when they had won the Champions League didn't he? For the team with the biggest worldwide reputation and stature who are currently Champions of Europe and he is an icon there, smashing all the records going for them. Why would he want to jack all that in to return to a team that is going to be getting closer and closer to a relegation battle, that spends £200+M in the space of a year and still manage just 1 win in amongst games that include Leicester, Swansea, Burnley and a spanking by MK Dons. They are an embarrassment of a club and the deluded fuckers actually think Ronaldo would return to that 

I know it's all bollox and some material for them to w*nk over and sell press but if RM were to do the unthinkable Ronaldo's fee would be £160m, factoring in image rights, loyalty bonuses and other incentives the true cost could be £200m.

Go on sign him give us all a F***ing laugh, 5 or 6 world class forwards - full stop.
Would they kick on in the relegation zone?

You know it's lining up to be a strange season when Liverpool get beaten in Europe and Utd fans say nothing,
because Welbeck just scored a hattrick for Arsenal.

They've been itching to stick the boot in following the departure of Suarez.
First defeat in Europe. They'd have been all over that.
Thanks Welbeck.

Manchester United fans having this fly over Real Madrid vs Villareal. It says: "Come home Ronaldo"

Pathetic

As if the Moyes one wasn't embarrassing enough, F***ing inbred shower of cu*ts.

My mate a united fan said Welbeck just cannot score goals. Certainly found his shooting boots with Arsenal. Look forward to seeing the lad score, when he plays against his old club. Now that would be something to laugh at, wouldn't it.

I wonder how Keith feels about their chances this season?

LvG - "Judge me in three months".
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August
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September
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October
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LvG - "Too early too judge me".

#Worse than Moyes

#Worse than Moyes

Speaking of which - get on to his desperate 'Please give me a job CV at the end'. 

What gets me is why are the media still 'You had a big job to do'.  Why doesn't anybody ask him - what changed from the team that WON THE ACTUAL LEAGUE a month or so before?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29662220

Filth are losing to West Brom how they must be hoping for a few OG's now!

Scum equalise cus Lescott is utter sh*te.