The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

How do these Kunts keep winning playing prehistotic long ball tactics. LvG is just Moyes with luck.

First could argue Rooney was interfering by moving in the way he did, 2nd was a push in the back and the 3rd was a penalty from a dive. Their luck will run out.

Shrek you diving tw@t

Clear as day dive by Shrek.

First could argue Rooney was interfering by moving in the way he did, 2nd was a push in the back and the 3rd was a penalty from a dive. Their luck will run out.

I thought first was offside. It looked like a pass to Rooney who was yards offside and the keeper looked like he thought the same.

Haha need to come back from a goal down and depend on a Shrek dive to beat lowly League One Preston.
Nothing down for them whatever.
Remember when Slur Alcho used to send a reserve side out for FA cup games and even tried to avoid the competition altogether?
Hahaha bag of sh*te.

F***ing hilarious and pathetic to see some journalists, managers and ex players backing Rooney and saying it wasn't a dive, seriously, If Suarez had done that..................

F***ing hilarious and pathetic to see some journalists, managers and ex players backing Rooney and saying it wasn't a dive, seriously, If Suarez had done that..................

Even funnier when the Everton reject celebrated the cheat gained penalty goal like it was a world cup winner.
What else have they got to celebrate?

Long ball United.

F**k off.

I'd rather watch Anne Widdecombe pole dancing than watch the sort of sh*te this joke of a club play out.

Agent Shelvey staying true to the cause.....

The scum will end on 7th or 8th place in the end =))) 300 mil wasted, they will implode soon.

LVG saw the funny side

There's just no 'special' factor with them anymore.

Di Maria might have been the one to stand out but it hasn't taken long for teams to nullify him. Different when you have genuine world class players around you as was the case in Spain. Not so hot when you have a bunch of hasbeens or 2nd tier players around you.

Early days but I expected more from the mancs' super manager

Mata and Rooney in front of the back four and Fellaini up top with the ball being hoofed to him? Van Gaal is looking clueless here like.

How much will it cost them to replace LVG over the Summer?

There's just no 'special' factor with them anymore.

Di Maria might have been the one to stand out but it hasn't taken long for teams to nullify him. Different when you have genuine world class players around you as was the case in Spain. Not so hot when you have a bunch of hasbeens or 2nd tier players around you.

Early days but I expected more from the mancs' super manager

Not for me mate, their new custodian is playing it exactly how I could only dream about.
After they unceremoniously fu**ed Moyes off something tells me Van the man is going to be on board for a season or two more.
Hahahahahaha.

Over on the caff they're hypothesising about Maureen managing and would they be in favour of his appointment; like a forum choir they claim he was their choice when Slur Alcho staggered out from the stay behind.

They are thinking that they played better yesterday.Didnt know that long balls is being considered good.

Anybody knows if missing out on Top 4 will have any effect on their finances?

I see they are already too high on wages and have spent a load of dosh on sh*t .Wonder will they be able to afford that much spending again?

They are thinking that they played better yesterday.Didnt know that long balls is being considered good.

Anybody knows if missing out on Top 4 will have any effect on their finances?

I see they are already too high on wages and have spent a load of dosh on sh*t .Wonder will they be able to afford that much spending again?

CL football is a must for the mancs, if they want to pay their shareholders good dividends etc and uphold their status top 4 is as good as required.
That said tho' they do have a very successful commercial set-up and as has been seen are able to shoulder the implications of nearly £1b debt, that figure was almost reached last year and has now moderated.

Over on the caff they're hypothesising about Maureen managing and would they be in favour of his appointment; like a forum choir they claim he was their choice when Slur Alcho staggered out from the stay behind.

That'd be a scary proposition in all honesty. Mourinho spends loads and loads in order to win. Despite their debt, United have loads and loads. He'd spend a fortune as he always does, but he'd win there.

That'd be a scary proposition in all honesty. Mourinho spends loads and loads in order to win. Despite their debt, United have loads and loads. He'd spend a fortune as he always does, but he'd win there.

Don't know about the bucket loads of cash mate, the financial stakes have changed at Old Twatford and lashing mega bucks about is quite scarce these days.
Irrespective, all that good sh*t about Mourinho is just that, he needs an oligarch to finance his wildly extravagant wish list - if the spondoolies are not forthcoming he fucks off.

Don't know about the bucket loads of cash mate, the financial stakes have changed at Old Twatford and lashing mega bucks about is quite scarce these days.
Irrespective, all that good sh*t about Mourinho is just that, he needs an oligarch to finance his wildly extravagant wish list - if the spondoolies are not forthcoming he fucks off.

I don't know mate, there commercial deals still brings in loads of cash for them, plus that Adidas kit deal will bring in much more should they finish top 4 (fingers crossed they don't!).

And that's not to mention they're a di Maria sale to PSG and de Gea sale to Real Madrid away from getting a substantial chunk of transfer funds.

They've still got very good revenue streams but the longer they stay out of top spot or top 4 the more that'll diminish, they quite simply cannot continue spending how they have been unless they are competing in the Champions League etc.