The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

The second part of my sentence is the explanation for the first part

Still a damned weird thing to say, I ALWAYS want them to loose for every single reason ever dreamt of and then some! :-)

I really didn't think it needed explaining, but here goes.

I always want Utd to lose. Always. But for the first time ever I also want them to lose due to the amount of screen time Sky are lavishing on them.

I really didn't think it needed explaining, but here goes.

I always want Utd to lose. Always. But for the first time ever I also want them to lose due to the amount of screen time Sky are lavishing on them.

I've wanted them to lose for various reasons in the past from their captain banging OAPs to Berbatov having a face like a pigeon to their fans being an absolute shower of gobshites to the fact Mike Phelan looked like a boiled egg.

Too many to list every week.

I've wanted them to lose for various reasons in the past from their captain banging OAPs to Berbatov having a face like a pigeon to their fans being an absolute shower of gobshites to the fact Mike Phelan looked like a boiled egg.

Too many to list every week.

There's that too

For the first time ever I want Utd to lose

Come on Rush! Admit it!! United are your second team 

Come on Rush! Admit it!! United are your second team 

The chances of that are slim and no chance.

And slim just left town

My mates gone up there tonight as he says hopefully to watch what the Pog brings to them I hope the fcker gets sent off and they lose just so I can harass him on his journey home 

ITV started Friday night football many years ago.  Hopefully Southampton haven't read the script

The second part of my sentence is the explanation for the first part

he is scrambled egg .

Ibra looks like he's had some work done on his snout

Southampton well and truely threw that game away all by themselves. My nan could've gotten a cross in with Davis defending like that and that was a ridiculous foul by Clasie to give away an easy penalty. The mancs aren't even playing well, yet they're 2-0 up and to make it all worse, F***ing Ibra scored twice.

cu*ts!

Watching zlatan scoring for them lot is like finding out your girlfriend has been shagging the milk man.

Always rated him, he's an arrogant b***ard but he's consistently smashed them in wherever he's played. Gutted when he joined them lot.

Hopefully he'll come unstuck at some point ..

Watching zlatan scoring for them lot is like finding out your girlfriend has been shagging the milk man.

Always rated him, he's an arrogant b***ard but he's consistently smashed them in wherever he's played. Gutted when he joined them lot.

Hopefully he'll come unstuck at some point ..

If ever there was a purpose for the likes of Huth, Shawcross, Cattermole etc. it should be to make the likes of Ibrahimovic rethink his life decisions.

If ever there was a purpose for the likes of Huth, Shawcross, Cattermole etc. it should be to make the likes of Ibrahimovic rethink his life decisions.

This come to mind...

ITV started Friday night football many years ago.  Hopefully Southampton haven't read the script

Cost us the title against the Gunners if I remember rightly

My mates gone up there tonight as he says hopefully to watch what the Pog brings to them I hope the fcker gets sent off and they lose just so I can harass him on his journey home 

Just come back from match. He was man of the match for me 

Just come back from match. He was man of the match for me 

Ha Keith he been on the phone already saying your gonna win the league my mates always been a deluded c##t  good banter though .

Ha Keith he been on the phone already saying your gonna win the league my mates always been a deluded c##t  good banter though .

Oh dear  I wouldn't say that even if I thought it (( which I don't )) as it's far to early for any predictions. I will say it's nice to be playing footie again after being in exile for 3 years 

I think on set pieces we will be feared though as so much hight in the air now. Can't wait for the Liverpool game 

Just come back from match. He was man of the match for me 

Sod off lid.

I said he was going to struggle...so far he hasn't struggled and done the exact opposite...don't come back here until he is struggling so we can laugh at you. In fact, don't come back until he has gone complete Falcao on you Mancs. Got used to the Mancs not having a real goal threat for the last few seasons now. I prefer that scenario, lets go back to that scenario.

One word

Klopp

Boom!

Ok, two words

Sod off lid.

I said he was going to struggle...so far he hasn't struggled and done the exact opposite...don't come back here until he is struggling so we can laugh at you. In fact, don't come back until he has gone complete Falcao on you Mancs. Got used to the Mancs not having a real goal threat for the last few seasons now. I prefer that scenario, lets go back to that scenario.

You can't alway be right KK    Was very surprised how he dominated the middle considering the team is yet to gel. Think we have a few of you fans worried though 

You can't alway be right KK    Was very surprised how he dominated the middle considering the team is yet to gel. Think we have a few of you fans worried though 

They had enough chances to do you tonight , they just didn't take them don't think we will be so obliging , not worried in the slightest .