The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Their love affair with 6th spot is rekindled. 10 days away from it was just too much.

#goodtimesareback

What's that got to do with United being in the Europa?

But as it goes. If we get into the Champions League then we will be 3rd/4th seeds so will be facing tough competition and will technically be one of the 2 weakest teams in the group, based on seeding.

My point was you saying...(( We've still been able to beat the better teams despite losing to the weaker teams ))... This being the case you may struggle in the early rounds against the weaker teams. 

It's a fair bet the mancs will win absolutely sweet F**k all this season, also a good bet LFC will qualify for the CL.

Major rebuild for the mancs under a manager only able to do so with massive inputs of dosh, present owners appear unwilling to pay silly Mourinho money for possible success.
Meltdown beckons.

Klopp assured he will get cash for the right players and CL money is a bonus - happy days.

My point was you saying...(( We've still been able to beat the better teams despite losing to the weaker teams ))... This being the case you may struggle in the early rounds against the weaker teams. 

Like I said, we would be one of them weaker teams as we would be 3rd/4th seeds

It's a fair bet the mancs will win absolutely sweet f**k all this season, also a good bet LFC will qualify for the CL.

I thought they won the League Cup?

I thought they won the League Cup?

Yes but in typical manc hypocrite fashion it was Mickey Mouse until they won it!

It's a fair bet the mancs will win absolutely sweet f**k all this season, also a good bet LFC will qualify for the CL.

Major rebuild for the mancs under a manager only able to do so with massive inputs of dosh, present owners appear unwilling to pay silly Mourinho money for possible success.
Meltdown beckons.

Klopp assured he will get cash for the right players and CL money is a bonus - happy days.

I think you need more players than us Stuey.   

I thought they won the League Cup?

Think Kharhaz got you on this one stuey  Even though it was the micky mouse cup. 

You're going to draw the league....

You're going to draw the league....

Think we've already done that 

Utd getting fleeced again. Lingard just signed a 100k a week 4 year contract................ .....

I think you need more players than us Stuey.   

Realities/league positions/performances tend to dispute your assertion mate.

Realities/league positions/performances tend to dispute your assertion mate.

I actually thought about this before posting stuey  However, couple of things! You have played two more so hence you having 6 points more  Big factor is Jose still building his team.  Plus we've been very unlucky with some results 

They say the table doesn't lie though 

I actually thought about this before posting stuey  However, couple of things! You have played two more so hence you having 6 points more  Big factor is Jose still building his team.  Plus we've been very unlucky with some results 

They say the table doesn't lie though 

Really wasn't making any comparisons Keith but pointing out that any team in your position with below par performance levels all season deserves nothing in the way of trophies.
Only an eternal optimist, or to put it another way, someone who actually gives Mourinho some credit, would believe he is capable of pulling you out the sh*t.

Six points in the bag is light years away from hoping against hope that the fraud can stop blaming players and do something positive to halt the slide into obscurity, backed a donkey with this one mate.

However, couple of things! You have played two more so hence you having 6 points more 

They say the table doesn't lie though

Correct it doesn't. We have more points, because we could win at Chelsea or win at home to City. There's the 6 points.

But if you're still not convinced, it's also our ability to win at Stoke or win at Everton, or win at home to West Brom or Burnley or Stoke or Arsenal or Everton, to name a few. All tasks you couldn't cope with. Nothing to do with luck. That's why the table doesn't lie.

The thread has been on the quiet side lately, but you have the run in from hell tbh. So it will be time to laugh again soon.

I know the mancs won yesterday but I gotta say I had a laugh when Sunderland got a red card and the camera panned to "The Chosen One", sat slumped in his chair. Face was a picture you could almost see on his face the dawning of 'im really going to get relegated'.

Good luck in the Championship Gollum

I know the mancs won yesterday but I gotta say I had a laugh when Sunderland got a red card and the camera panned to "The Chosen One", sat slumped in his chair. Face was a picture you could almost see on his face the dawning of 'im really going to get relegated'.

Good luck in the Championship Gollum

I would say that's his level, Championship! 

The thread has been on the quiet side lately, but you have the run in from hell tbh. So it will be time to laugh again soon.

The thread is always quite when United doing well.  Understandable I suppose  Tottaly agree run in from hell. Pretty sure you've locked up CL spot now. Can only hope we win Europa Cup which will take some of your smileys away 

I know the mancs won yesterday but I gotta say I had a laugh when Sunderland got a red card and the camera panned to "The Chosen One", sat slumped in his chair. Face was a picture you could almost see on his face the dawning of 'im really going to get relegated'.

Good luck in the Championship Gollum

Certainly a yellow but never a red. Wouldn't of made a difference to the result though.

Certainly a yellow but never a red. Wouldn't of made a difference to the result though.

Agreed with you there, but then what do you expect with your EX-MANAGER sitting there, eh?   

what do you expect with your EX-MANAGER sitting there, eh?   

Never heard of him 

Never heard of him 

Still think you guys should have given him more time, he was wellnon his way to dragging you to his level...but at least it looks like Maureen is righting that wrong

The thread is always quite when United doing well.  Understandable I suppose  Tottaly agree run in from hell. Pretty sure you've locked up CL spot now. Can only hope we win Europa Cup which will take some of your smileys away 

Shows everyone how far you've fallen, when 5th and 6th is considered "doing well".

I see you have changed your tune about the UEFA Cup. There's 7 teams in it that have given it everything they have to get this far from the start, not fielded reserve teams, nor complained about a bit of travel, nor moaned about playing on Thursday nights. So each of them deserve to win it more than you do.