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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      stuey
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14214: Apr 13, 2017 06:06:21 pm

      Presently it's only four, could be worse but I don't think I should go there  ;D You know I'm not a wum even though thinking it   ;D

      Home record is terrible I know with some freak displays of goalkeeping from our opponents  :(

      Like I've said before not concerned about how much we spend really. We can't have it both ways now can we?? Would you prefer (( as a fan )) not to have that money available to try and buy a bit of success?? I doubt it as that's what we're all looking for.


      As posted earlier those 'buy the league' days are no more.
      You may have an unshakeable faith in Mourinho which appears to be based on the premise that your present owners are going to throw shitloads of money at him.

      As mentioned in the same comment, the problems have snowballed every season leaving your club and your manager grasping at the hope of CL qualification by way of a competition that you once avoided and wouldn't piss on.
      The chances of that materialising are slim to say the least.


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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14215: Apr 13, 2017 07:12:49 pm
      Hopefully after tonight that chance will have disappeared 🤣
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14216: Apr 13, 2017 07:39:33 pm
      Get behind Anderlecht guys!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14217: Apr 13, 2017 08:00:49 pm
      And what have you won in the last 3 seasons?? The thread is turning into if my auntie had balls she'd be my Uncle  ;D Enough said on it now.

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      Who are the manc tw*ts playing this weekend  :lmao:


      You had a mourn about opposition goalkeepers.  I just pointed out that your goalkeeper has bailed you out the most especially especially last season and the season before.  And me saying bottom half finish was generous to your team. 
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14218: Apr 13, 2017 08:18:03 pm
      You had a mourn about opposition goalkeepers.  I just pointed out that your goalkeeper has bailed you out the most especially especially last season and the season before.  And me saying bottom half finish was generous to your team. 

      Not a problem KK, just having banter nothing personal mate.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14219: Apr 13, 2017 08:18:42 pm

      Would it be anything else  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14220: Apr 13, 2017 08:43:48 pm
      If Leicester go out of CL, I honestly don't care. I just don't want both United and Leicester winning the retrospective cups because it means we have to finish 3rd not 4th. I am not one of the fans that just want teams to lose for the sake of it. If United are 10 points behind us when they play Arsenal, and arsenal 3 points behind us, I will be wanting United to win of course.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14221: Apr 13, 2017 08:49:28 pm

      As if I'd be sitting off posting in a Man Uth forum while Liverpool are playing in Europe.

      Weird.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14222: Apr 13, 2017 08:57:21 pm
      What a bag of sh*te Anderlecht are, standing off the mancs and scared of the half-way line. No surprise they're one down - should be more.
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      Reply #14223: Apr 13, 2017 09:00:35 pm
      If Leicester go out of CL, I honestly don't care. I just don't want both United and Leicester winning the retrospective cups because it means we have to finish 3rd not 4th. I am not one of the fans that just want teams to lose for the sake of it. If United are 10 points behind us when they play Arsenal, and arsenal 3 points behind us, I will be wanting United to win of course.

      Come on United & Leicester  ;D Seriously though I think your safe for CL.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14224: Apr 13, 2017 09:54:53 pm
      1-1   ;D   :action-smiley-035: :action-smiley-035: :action-smiley-035:
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      Reply #14225: Apr 13, 2017 10:03:43 pm

      Away goal will do.  :couch:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14226: Apr 13, 2017 10:22:46 pm
      Not to scare you or anything, but not many return legs end up being 0-0 in Europe. If you ask me, Anderlecht won't be are all disappointed with 1-1, since a 1-0 in at old Trafford will see them through. When you consider United played an away match today and play Chelsea in 3 days, 4 days later the return leg and another PL game 3 days later. Anderlecht will really be fancying their chances, especially since Anderlecht can easily afford to rest players against Oostende on Sunday. Ajax are in wonderful form and if recent performances are anything to go by, Ajax could be the favourites to win EL now.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14227: Apr 13, 2017 10:30:06 pm
      Not to scare you or anything, but not many return legs end up being 0-0 in Europe. If you ask me, Anderlecht won't be are all disappointed with 1-1, since a 1-0 in at old Trafford will see them through. When you consider United played an away match today and play Chelsea in 3 days, 4 days later the return leg and another PL game 3 days later. Anderlecht will really be fancying their chances, especially since Anderlecht can easily afford to rest players against Oostende on Sunday.

      Right on. If they score early at old toilet, moaninio will go into meltdown and all hell break loose. ;)

      Let the mayhem begin.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14228: Apr 13, 2017 10:35:02 pm
      Must surely have broken the record for draws by now. Champions!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14229: Apr 13, 2017 11:31:03 pm
      Hahaha Anderlecht were absolutely gash for 3/4 of that game, CL qualification? - hahahahahaha
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      Reply #14230: Apr 14, 2017 12:39:47 am
      Not to scare you or anything, but not many return legs end up being 0-0 in Europe. If you ask me, Anderlecht won't be are all disappointed with 1-1, since a 1-0 in at old Trafford will see them through. When you consider United played an away match today and play Chelsea in 3 days, 4 days later the return leg and another PL game 3 days later. Anderlecht will really be fancying their chances, especially since Anderlecht can easily afford to rest players against Oostende on Sunday. Ajax are in wonderful form and if recent performances are anything to go by, Ajax could be the favourites to win EL now.

      Playing 9 games this month it's very possible Ribapuru  :-\
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      Reply #14231: Apr 14, 2017 12:41:04 am
      Must surely have broken the record for draws by now. Champions!

      Certainly broken the record for the amount of times we've hit the post/cross bar this season.  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14232: Apr 14, 2017 01:23:52 am
      Mourinho is a true artist he loves to draw.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14233: Apr 15, 2017 02:22:27 am
      Not a problem KK, just having banter nothing personal mate.

      Yeh just banter mate!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14234: Apr 15, 2017 10:43:22 am
      Just had a look at who they need to play for the rest of the season. Will be a really, really tough road for them!

      16 Apr   Premier League   Chelsea   H   16:00   
      20 Apr   UEFA Europa League   Anderlecht   H   20:05   
      23 Apr   Premier League   Burnley   A   14:15   
      27 Apr   Premier League   Manchester City   A   20:00   
      30 Apr   Premier League   Swansea City   H   12:00   
      07 May   Premier League   Arsenal   A   16:00   
      14 May   Premier League   Tottenham Hotspur   A   16:30   
      17 May   Premier League   Southampton   A   19:45   
      21 May   Premier League   Crystal Palace   H   TBC

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14235: Apr 15, 2017 11:09:40 am
      Just had a look at who they need to play for the rest of the season. Will be a really, really tough road for them!

      16 Apr   Premier League   Chelsea   H   16:00   
      20 Apr   UEFA Europa League   Anderlecht   H   20:05   
      23 Apr   Premier League   Burnley   A   14:15   
      27 Apr   Premier League   Manchester City   A   20:00   
      30 Apr   Premier League   Swansea City   H   12:00   
      07 May   Premier League   Arsenal   A   16:00   
      14 May   Premier League   Tottenham Hotspur   A   16:30   
      17 May   Premier League   Southampton   A   19:45   
      21 May   Premier League   Crystal Palace   H   TBC



      Saints and Burnley away aren't gimmes either, they really are fu**ed :D

      Just need Anderlecht to dump them out of the Europa and we will be laughing for the rest of the season :D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14236: Apr 15, 2017 11:16:10 am
      Saints and Burnley away aren't gimmes either, they really are fu**ed :D

      Just need Anderlecht to dump them out of the Europa and we will be laughing for the rest of the season
      :D

      Next week .   ;D ;D

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