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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Keith Singleton
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14400: Apr 13, 2017 10:03:43 pm

      Away goal will do.  :couch:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14401: Apr 13, 2017 10:22:46 pm
      Not to scare you or anything, but not many return legs end up being 0-0 in Europe. If you ask me, Anderlecht won't be are all disappointed with 1-1, since a 1-0 in at old Trafford will see them through. When you consider United played an away match today and play Chelsea in 3 days, 4 days later the return leg and another PL game 3 days later. Anderlecht will really be fancying their chances, especially since Anderlecht can easily afford to rest players against Oostende on Sunday. Ajax are in wonderful form and if recent performances are anything to go by, Ajax could be the favourites to win EL now.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14402: Apr 13, 2017 10:30:06 pm
      Not to scare you or anything, but not many return legs end up being 0-0 in Europe. If you ask me, Anderlecht won't be are all disappointed with 1-1, since a 1-0 in at old Trafford will see them through. When you consider United played an away match today and play Chelsea in 3 days, 4 days later the return leg and another PL game 3 days later. Anderlecht will really be fancying their chances, especially since Anderlecht can easily afford to rest players against Oostende on Sunday.

      Right on. If they score early at old toilet, moaninio will go into meltdown and all hell break loose. ;)

      Let the mayhem begin.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14403: Apr 13, 2017 10:35:02 pm
      Must surely have broken the record for draws by now. Champions!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14404: Apr 13, 2017 11:31:03 pm
      Hahaha Anderlecht were absolutely gash for 3/4 of that game, CL qualification? - hahahahahaha
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14405: Apr 14, 2017 12:39:47 am
      Not to scare you or anything, but not many return legs end up being 0-0 in Europe. If you ask me, Anderlecht won't be are all disappointed with 1-1, since a 1-0 in at old Trafford will see them through. When you consider United played an away match today and play Chelsea in 3 days, 4 days later the return leg and another PL game 3 days later. Anderlecht will really be fancying their chances, especially since Anderlecht can easily afford to rest players against Oostende on Sunday. Ajax are in wonderful form and if recent performances are anything to go by, Ajax could be the favourites to win EL now.

      Playing 9 games this month it's very possible Ribapuru  :-\
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14406: Apr 14, 2017 12:41:04 am
      Must surely have broken the record for draws by now. Champions!

      Certainly broken the record for the amount of times we've hit the post/cross bar this season.  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14407: Apr 14, 2017 01:23:52 am
      Mourinho is a true artist he loves to draw.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14408: Apr 15, 2017 02:22:27 am
      Not a problem KK, just having banter nothing personal mate.

      Yeh just banter mate!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14409: Apr 15, 2017 10:43:22 am
      Just had a look at who they need to play for the rest of the season. Will be a really, really tough road for them!

      16 Apr   Premier League   Chelsea   H   16:00   
      20 Apr   UEFA Europa League   Anderlecht   H   20:05   
      23 Apr   Premier League   Burnley   A   14:15   
      27 Apr   Premier League   Manchester City   A   20:00   
      30 Apr   Premier League   Swansea City   H   12:00   
      07 May   Premier League   Arsenal   A   16:00   
      14 May   Premier League   Tottenham Hotspur   A   16:30   
      17 May   Premier League   Southampton   A   19:45   
      21 May   Premier League   Crystal Palace   H   TBC

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14410: Apr 15, 2017 11:09:40 am
      Just had a look at who they need to play for the rest of the season. Will be a really, really tough road for them!

      16 Apr   Premier League   Chelsea   H   16:00   
      20 Apr   UEFA Europa League   Anderlecht   H   20:05   
      23 Apr   Premier League   Burnley   A   14:15   
      27 Apr   Premier League   Manchester City   A   20:00   
      30 Apr   Premier League   Swansea City   H   12:00   
      07 May   Premier League   Arsenal   A   16:00   
      14 May   Premier League   Tottenham Hotspur   A   16:30   
      17 May   Premier League   Southampton   A   19:45   
      21 May   Premier League   Crystal Palace   H   TBC



      Saints and Burnley away aren't gimmes either, they really are fu**ed :D

      Just need Anderlecht to dump them out of the Europa and we will be laughing for the rest of the season :D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14411: Apr 15, 2017 11:16:10 am
      Saints and Burnley away aren't gimmes either, they really are fu**ed :D

      Just need Anderlecht to dump them out of the Europa and we will be laughing for the rest of the season
      :D

      Next week .   ;D ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14412: Apr 15, 2017 11:39:27 am

      Not happening  ;D Unlucky  :D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14413: Apr 15, 2017 11:57:24 am

      Suppose you''ve got to put a brave face on Keith as you confront the prospect of another sh*t season.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14414: Apr 15, 2017 12:06:47 pm

      You better pray hard. ;)
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14415: Apr 15, 2017 12:21:39 pm

      No no no, you'll be doing that  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14416: Apr 15, 2017 01:03:59 pm
      Certainly broken the record for the amount of times we've hit the post/cross bar this season.  ;D

      No not quite, https://www.premierleague.com/stats/top/clubs/hit_woodwork
      and anyway you have some way to go before you top our record of 33 from 2011/12; https://www.premierleague.com/stats/top/clubs/hit_woodwork?se=20
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14417: Apr 15, 2017 01:07:21 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14418: Apr 15, 2017 01:29:06 pm

      Bastuurrd  ;D  I must of meant  Pogba  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14419: Apr 15, 2017 01:36:48 pm
      Bastuurrd  ;D  I must of meant  Pogba  :lmao:

      Pogba? You mean he IS the woodwork, right? Seen more movement from the posts to be honest 8)
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14420: Apr 16, 2017 11:42:20 am
      Certainly broken the record for the amount of times we've hit the post/cross bar this season.  ;D

      I think Suarez hit the post more by himself a few years ago
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14421: Apr 16, 2017 03:30:17 pm
      Dickhead choosing his team and setting them up for a loss.

      He's a f**king right shithouse.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14422: Apr 16, 2017 03:50:23 pm
      Fckin sky keeping on about the munts punishing schedule  it's the same for every fcker
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14423: Apr 16, 2017 04:39:03 pm
      Fckin sky keeping on about the munts punishing schedule  it's the same for every fcker

      In fairness they do have a lot of games coming up, I really feel for them. :-)
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14424: Apr 16, 2017 05:01:46 pm
      Fckin sky keeping on about the munts punishing schedule  it's the same for every fcker

      How many other teams in premiership have 9 games this month?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14425: Apr 16, 2017 05:11:09 pm
      How many other teams in premiership have 9 games this month?

      Go on, shock me.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14426: Apr 16, 2017 05:11:10 pm
      Chelseas substitute keeper is rubbish.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14427: Apr 16, 2017 05:16:31 pm
      Chelseas substitute keeper is rubbish.

      Bit of luck for Manure again, no never!!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14428: Apr 16, 2017 05:29:28 pm
      How many other teams in premiership have 9 games this month?
      What you saying Keith you'd rather be out of all the competitions , thought not didn't hear that  old fcker moaning in 99  when you had a few games to play .
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14429: Apr 16, 2017 05:32:02 pm
      So how much of this is down to Utd getting another illegal goal in their favour?

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