The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Guys some of you may not like what I'm about to say but please hear me out.
I stand four square behind the people of Manchester and indeed the wider community that this will ripple out to.
I cannot comprehend what those people who have lost loved ones especially children must be going through knowing they went to something as innocent and joyous as a pop concert and won't be coming home from the it.
But
That won't stop me hating the Mancs
It won't stop me laughing at them
It won't stop me wanting Ajax to win tomorrow
It won't stop me having banter with their fans that I know.
And there's a reason for all that.
It's because that's what's normal.
It's real life
It's what we do.
It's what we did last week and it's what we will do next week.
And if we stop doing what we normally do, if we stop living our lives the way we usually do then there's only one winner.
And that's the lunatic who blew himself up last night and took so many innocent people with him

Best post I've seen for a while 👍

Aussie can you make a sentence without the  F**k, tw*t, c**t,scum words in it.    I'm hoping you do use those words on Wednesday as that will be a good sign if your a manc won't it? 

Shut up ya c**t 

Shut up ya c**t 

Well it is Wednesday 

It's shocking what happened and it's a terrible thing to have happened and we all wish the families, friends etc all the best and hope they manage to come together to find a way through this.
However, that is aside from the football club, I still want the worst possible results for that sh*t hole of a club and that will never change.

Doesnt matter what city it is or was it could have easily been the 'Pool.

Heres to you Keith  and the lost souls of the other night.

RIP


http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40029174

Doesnt matter what city it is or was it could have easily been the 'Pool.

Heres to you Keith  and the lost souls of the other night.

RIP


http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40029174

My niece was involved in the aftermath as she was in a pup in town very close to the Arena. Pandemonium was a under statement as you can imagine. Long story short she's home safe and sound. Shuck up because of what she saw but very much understandable.

My niece was involved in the aftermath as she was in a pup in town very close to the Arena. Pandemonium was a under statement as you can imagine. Long story short she's home safe and sound. Shuck up because of what she saw but very much understandable.

Good news about your niece Keith...

Have you heard much about the boycott of that sh*t rag in your city?.

Good news about your niece Keith...

Have you heard much about the boycott of that sh*t rag in your city?.

No mate have no involvement in that rag either. I followed you guys when I realised what they printed was utter bull sh*t.

Il Divo warming up before the final

Jammiest cu*ts in the world. Never ceases to amaze me the luck they get.

Told you Ajax were sh*te. Good season for the Mancs. I'd have swapped ours for it.

Told you Ajax were sh*te. Good season for the Mancs. I'd have swapped ours for it.

Can't believe I wasted my evening watching that. The most boring final I can remember. Hargreaves made me laugh though. "Utd were far too good".

Utter drivel. They were sh*t against a shi**er Ajax side who had no idea how to play against a sh*t side.

Good God what an easy final for United, Ajax were utter garbage, no passion or skill at all.
Why oh why couldn't we have had Ajax last year.

Anyway well done United you beat what was in front of you and hopefully brought some joy to the people of Manchester, welcome to the CL.

Good God what an easy final for United, Ajax were utter garbage, no passion or skill at all.
Why oh why couldn't we have had Ajax last year.

Anyway well done United you beat what was in front of you and hopefully brought some joy to the people of Manchester, welcome to the CL.

Surprised just how easy it was. I'd never really seen them play so Didn't know how good/bad there were.  Great season for United with Mourinho locking up 3 cups in one year. Yes I know two of them were minor ones. Still another trophy or two in the cabinet though.

Surprised just how easy it was. I'd never really seen them play so Didn't know how good/bad there were.  Great season for United with Mourinho locking up 3 cups in one year. Yes I know two of them were minor ones. Still another trophy or two in the cabinet though.

You don't actually count the charity shield do you? No one else does do they? But yeah, ultimately a better season than Liverpool. Even if the quality of the football was less than Sunday league standard.

The better team won.  Congrats to Keith for your first Europa league trophy!

A lucky goal, 10 men behind the ball and rarely ventured into the opposition half. Did Maureen consult Big Sam for tactical advice?

The better team won.  Congrats to Keith for your first Europa league trophy!

Sorry, but I disagree with that statement. Congrats indeed, but it was awful to watch. Sport is supposed to be entertaining, that was anything but...

You don't actually count the charity shield do you? No one else does do they? But yeah, ultimately a better season than Liverpool. Even if the quality of the football was less than Sunday league standard.

I do if we win the Super Cup    It's also nice to of won the most trophies now as well. Great nite and gives Manchester a lift after the last few tragic days.

Middlesbrough or Hull would have put up a better showing its no wonder the Dutch league is in a state.

The better team won.  Congrats to Keith for your first Europa league trophy!

Thank you very much King kenny. 

A lucky goal, 10 men behind the ball and rarely ventured into the opposition half. Did Maureen consult Big Sam for tactical advice?

I call it good defending, others call it parking the bus.  However, if you can park the bus and still score two goals I'll take it 

Told you Ajax were sh*te. Good season for the Mancs. I'd have swapped ours for it.

Annoying that they had the season we could have had last year.

Told you Ajax were sh*te. Good season for the Mancs. I'd have swapped ours for it.

On that performance certainly not as good as what plenty were saying.