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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15120 : Aug 11, 2017 03:02:12 am »
      Probably both but certainly the league this time.

      F**k off Keith
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15121 : Aug 11, 2017 08:01:58 am »

      Who me!  ;D The manc c**t, or both.  :D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15122 : Aug 12, 2017 08:17:34 am »
      Quote from Keith Singleton
      We will have a better season than you again!!!

      We know you're on the wind up, (again) but I'm very confident that I will get to roll out the "Can't Win The League Day" post here around late April again, as I have every year bar one since 2012.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15123 : Aug 12, 2017 08:58:43 am »
      We know you're on the wind up, (again) but I'm very confident that I will get to roll out the "Can't Win The League Day" post here around late April again, as I have every year bar one since 2012.

      You've probably been saying it for the last 30 years  :D Obviously you'll always get a couple right  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15124 : Aug 13, 2017 12:20:20 am »
      Keith, what has happened to De Gea and Real Madrid? Why haven't Real been in for him last summer and this? Is it the price tag? The wages? Or is De Gea actually settled at Utd now?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15125 : Aug 13, 2017 01:18:15 pm »
      Keith, what has happened to De Gea and Real Madrid? Why haven't Real been in for him last summer and this? Is it the price tag? The wages? Or is De Gea actually settled at Utd now?

      Can only tell you what I've heard but not factually correct.  He did put his house on the market at one stage but after the transfer fell through last year it might of been put on hold. His wife did want to go back to Spain. I know he's happier now through a friend that  sees him couple of times a year.

      However, you know only too well things can change dramatically when Barcelona & Madrid come chasing for our best players.  :f_steam:
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      Reply #15126 : Aug 13, 2017 06:09:04 pm »
      Commanding and efficient display from them today. Matic was great, Lukaku looks like he's hit the ground running, and I get the feeling Pogba will be a huge player for them this season.

      That said, West Ham were a bit toilet
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      Reply #15127 : Aug 13, 2017 06:17:39 pm »
      Commanding and efficient display from them today. Matic was great, Lukaku looks like he's hit the ground running, and I get the feeling Pogba will be a huge player for them this season.

      That said, West Ham were a bit toilet

      Yeah I'm a  bit unsure if it was man Utd playing well or West Ham being crap, suspect it was a bit if both but a fine display in any case, oh how I wish for some of that defensive solidity Man Utd have
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15128 : Aug 13, 2017 07:40:55 pm »
      oh how I wish for some of that defensive solidity Man Utd have

      You mean parking the bus  :D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15129 : Aug 13, 2017 07:42:55 pm »
      How do you honestly think you'll get on this season Keith?

      I still have City as favourites  :(
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      Reply #15130 : Aug 13, 2017 07:44:38 pm »
      Well there must be a reason why Chelsea released him to Utd, don't you think? If memory serves wasn't he quite a fringe player for Chelsea last season?

      Could it be the chavs fu**ed up
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15131 : Aug 13, 2017 07:49:28 pm »
      Great news that they have spunked 40m on Matic, wasn't he part of the squad that downed tools under Maureen? Mind you Maureen is always defensively minded.

      Wish all our players cost 40 million based on what I've seen so far on him.  :D Main thing as long as a player improves the squad it wouldn't bother me if he cost 100 million.
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      Reply #15132 : Aug 13, 2017 09:42:39 pm »

      An absolute whopper of a f**k up letting matic go ,couldn't believe it when it went through and no one else tried to buy him


      A excellent player in the role that he plays.
      And maybe one of the reasons conte looks so fu**ed of
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15133 : Aug 13, 2017 10:59:46 pm »
      Yeah I'm a  bit unsure if it was man Utd playing well or West Ham being crap, suspect it was a bit if both but a fine display in any case, oh how I wish for some of that defensive solidity Man Utd have
      Let's get one thing clear, West Ham were appalling today, who's this fellow having a laugh with Lukaku at the corner?

      That said Jose seems to have got all the round pegs for the round holes and a really good balance to the team and one hell of a squad.

      That also said when a club has spent over half a billion in 3 seasons they should be winning everthing
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15134 : Aug 13, 2017 11:18:02 pm »
      Let's get one thing clear, West Ham were appalling today, who's this fellow having a laugh with Lukaku at the corner?

      That said Jose seems to have got all the round pegs for the round holes and a really good balance to the team and one hell of a squad.

      That also said when a club has spent over half a billion in 3 seasons they should be winning everthing

      At least they are wiling to spend, don't know why anyone's laughing at them for that.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15135 : Aug 13, 2017 11:24:51 pm »


      That also said when a club has spent over half a billion in 3 seasons they should be winning everthing

      Could be one billion and still wouldn't bother me. Least the owners are trying which as a fan that's all we can ask of them.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15136 : Aug 14, 2017 12:01:29 am »
      Credit where credits due, Lukaku knows how to find the net (mostly against weaker teams). But, I have no idea how because he looks so god damn lazy on the pitch. His team is on a counter attack and he's casually jogging at best to get up the field and then half the time he just stands outside the penalty box but still finishes a lot of games with a goal or 2.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15137 : Aug 14, 2017 01:25:00 pm »
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      Not sure if you watched united today, but Matic was the best player on the pitch for them and by far the most important. He has single-handedly changed that team completely and gives them an anchor on the field that knows how to get the ball ticking. 

      Taken from my PM, and I couldn't agree more with him. Matic will be their key player, the glue that holds the team together.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15138 : Aug 14, 2017 01:58:08 pm »
      Credit where credits due, Lukaku knows how to find the net (mostly against weaker teams). But, I have no idea how because he looks so god damn lazy on the pitch. His team is on a counter attack and he's casually jogging at best to get up the field and then half the time he just stands outside the penalty box but still finishes a lot of games with a goal or 2.

      He's better for Man Utd because he's more mobile than Zlatan and, whole he still looks lazy in comparison to other forwards, he looks like the energizer bunny compared to that self obsessed, overrated Bob's Burger lookalike.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15139 : Aug 14, 2017 04:36:52 pm »
      He's better for Man Utd because he's more mobile than Zlatan and, whole he still looks lazy in comparison to other forwards, he looks like the energizer bunny compared to that self obsessed, overrated Bob's Burger lookalike.

      Bobs Burger lookalike  ;D nor heard that one before  :D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15140 : Aug 15, 2017 12:03:47 am »
      I don't think we're gonna be laughing at them too much this season.

      Seen a stat yesterday that showed every Club Mourinho has manged, he has won the Title with them in his second Season in charge.

      F**k I hope that doesn't happen again.


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      Reply #15141 : Aug 15, 2017 01:08:38 am »
      I don't think we're gonna be laughing at them too much this season.

      Seen a stat yesterday that showed every Club Mourinho has manged, he has won the Title with them in his second Season in charge.

      F**k I hope that doesn't happen again.




      Amazing what happens when a manager goes to clubs that backs him financially.

      New signings seem to be doing the job. Lukaku and Matic perfect examples of ideal Mourinho signings.
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      Reply #15142 : Aug 15, 2017 01:14:56 am »
      Spot on mate, he knows what he needs and goes out and gets the Players.

      We know what we need but f**k around so much and blow the f**king deal.

      Lukaku is going to be a beast for them, contrary to what some posters on here think.

      MANC CUNTS,  f**king hate them.
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      Reply #15143 : Aug 15, 2017 08:03:45 am »
      Spot on mate, he knows what he needs and goes out and gets the Players.

      We know what we need but f**k around so much and blow the f**king deal.

      Lukaku is going to be a beast for them, contrary to what some posters on here think.

      MANC CUNTS,  f**king hate them.

      Think you have a soft spot for me though  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15144 : Aug 15, 2017 08:08:56 am »
      Amazing what happens when a manager goes to clubs that backs him financially.

      New signings seem to be doing the job. Lukaku and Matic perfect examples of ideal Mourinho signings.


      I've always said that about Mourhino,  It's not just about having the money to get players. He has this uncanny  knack of getting them to gel together. Love him or hate him, he's No1 in the world. ( imho )
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      Reply #15145 : Aug 15, 2017 08:44:55 am »
      It's only been one game but they do seem to have that Mourhino look about them, compact, efficient, and with Lukaku, Pogba, and Matic, they've got that physical presence through the spine as well. Not sure if they'll win it, but I'd be surprised if they do not get a top four berth. Mourhino plays a certain way and knows what players he requires to play that certain way.

      So, with Man City very probably nailed on for a top four berth, that's two down with two to go
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15146 : Aug 15, 2017 11:23:58 pm »
      Think you have a soft spot for me though  ;D

      Ummmm no.

      You seem like an ok fella but I can't understand how any other Supporter would want to be on an opposition forum and post in every f**king thread! I just can't fathom it.

      Now f**k off 😆
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      Reply #15147 : Aug 16, 2017 12:21:10 am »
      I've always said that about Mourhino,  It's not just about having the money to get players. He has this uncanny  knack of getting them to gel together. Love him or hate him, he's No1 in the world. ( imho )

      He does, his last season at Chelsea proves that when they gelled together to get rid of him!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15148 : Aug 16, 2017 12:22:53 am »
      Ummmm no.

      You seem like an ok fella but I can't understand how any other Supporter would want to be on an opposition forum and post in every f**king thread! I just can't fathom it.

      Now f**k off 😆

      In fairness his majority is in this thread either defending his club or laughing with us! Fair play to the lad me thinks.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15149 : Aug 16, 2017 01:00:38 am »
      I've always said that about Mourhino,  It's not just about having the money to get players. He has this uncanny  knack of getting them to gel together. Love him or hate him, he's No1 in the world. ( imho )

      Don't buy that. 6 top managers in PL alone. Maybe 3 or 4 at the top. Backing & spirit within squad dictate the rest. Signings for United are building momentum, something LFC owners don't understand, unfortunately.

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