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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14950: Aug 15, 2017 01:08:38 am
      I don't think we're gonna be laughing at them too much this season.

      Seen a stat yesterday that showed every Club Mourinho has manged, he has won the Title with them in his second Season in charge.

      F**k I hope that doesn't happen again.




      Amazing what happens when a manager goes to clubs that backs him financially.

      New signings seem to be doing the job. Lukaku and Matic perfect examples of ideal Mourinho signings.
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      Reply #14951: Aug 15, 2017 01:14:56 am
      Spot on mate, he knows what he needs and goes out and gets the Players.

      We know what we need but F**k around so much and blow the F***ing deal.

      Lukaku is going to be a beast for them, contrary to what some posters on here think.

      MANC cu*ts,  F***ing hate them.
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      Reply #14952: Aug 15, 2017 08:03:45 am
      Spot on mate, he knows what he needs and goes out and gets the Players.

      We know what we need but f**k around so much and blow the f**king deal.

      Lukaku is going to be a beast for them, contrary to what some posters on here think.

      MANC cu*ts,  f**king hate them.

      Think you have a soft spot for me though  ;D
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      Reply #14953: Aug 15, 2017 08:08:56 am
      Amazing what happens when a manager goes to clubs that backs him financially.

      New signings seem to be doing the job. Lukaku and Matic perfect examples of ideal Mourinho signings.


      I've always said that about Mourhino,  It's not just about having the money to get players. He has this uncanny  knack of getting them to gel together. Love him or hate him, he's No1 in the world. ( imho )
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      Reply #14954: Aug 15, 2017 08:44:55 am
      It's only been one game but they do seem to have that Mourhino look about them, compact, efficient, and with Lukaku, Pogba, and Matic, they've got that physical presence through the spine as well. Not sure if they'll win it, but I'd be surprised if they do not get a top four berth. Mourhino plays a certain way and knows what players he requires to play that certain way.

      So, with Man City very probably nailed on for a top four berth, that's two down with two to go
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      Reply #14955: Aug 15, 2017 11:23:58 pm
      Think you have a soft spot for me though  ;D

      Ummmm no.

      You seem like an ok fella but I can't understand how any other Supporter would want to be on an opposition forum and post in every F***ing thread! I just can't fathom it.

      Now F**k off 😆
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      Reply #14956: Aug 16, 2017 12:21:10 am
      I've always said that about Mourhino,  It's not just about having the money to get players. He has this uncanny  knack of getting them to gel together. Love him or hate him, he's No1 in the world. ( imho )

      He does, his last season at Chelsea proves that when they gelled together to get rid of him!
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      Reply #14957: Aug 16, 2017 12:22:53 am
      Ummmm no.

      You seem like an ok fella but I can't understand how any other Supporter would want to be on an opposition forum and post in every f**king thread! I just can't fathom it.

      Now f**k off 😆

      In fairness his majority is in this thread either defending his club or laughing with us! Fair play to the lad me thinks.
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      Reply #14958: Aug 16, 2017 01:00:38 am
      I've always said that about Mourhino,  It's not just about having the money to get players. He has this uncanny  knack of getting them to gel together. Love him or hate him, he's No1 in the world. ( imho )

      Don't buy that. 6 top managers in PL alone. Maybe 3 or 4 at the top. Backing & spirit within squad dictate the rest. Signings for United are building momentum, something LFC owners don't understand, unfortunately.
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      Reply #14959: Aug 16, 2017 07:05:57 am
      Ummmm no.

      You seem like an ok fella but I can't understand how any other Supporter would want to be on an opposition forum and post in every f**king thread! I just can't fathom it.

      Now f**k off 😆
      F***ing ell! Nearly a compliment of you. You alright lar!  :D
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      Reply #14960: Aug 16, 2017 07:35:13 am
      I think Keith posts here because of the banter and friendly bragging rights

      Makes a refreshing change from the hostility that's usually thrown around between both supporters

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14961: Aug 16, 2017 09:50:42 am
      I think Keith posts here because of the banter and friendly bragging rights

      Makes a refreshing change from the hostility that's usually thrown around between both supporters



      Makes a change from the usual hostility between LFC fans on here as well.
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      Reply #14962: Aug 16, 2017 09:53:35 am
      I think Keith posts here because of the banter and friendly bragging rights

      Makes a refreshing change from the hostility that's usually thrown around between both supporters



      Couldn't agree with you more, far to much animosity with some fans from both sides. Playing poker means I have loads of scouse friends and we regular meet up for the banter, especially when we have meals in the restaurant. The football teams we support will never come between our friendship, if anything it enhances are bond because we laugh so much with one another.

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      Reply #14963: Aug 16, 2017 01:01:36 pm
      Couldn't agree with you more, far to much animosity with some fans from both sides. Playing poker means I have loads of scouse friends and we regular meet up for the banter, especially when we have meals in the restaurant. The football teams we support will never come between our friendship, if anything it enhances are bond because we laugh so much with one another.


      And imagine football with no rivalry
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      Reply #14964: Aug 16, 2017 03:24:24 pm
      And imagine football with no rivalry

      God no, rivalry great as long as the banter is in the right context.  :)
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14965: Aug 17, 2017 04:10:35 am
      In fairness his majority is in this thread either defending his club or laughing with us! Fair play to the lad me thinks.

      You read his posts?  ;)
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      Reply #14966: Aug 17, 2017 09:19:34 am

      You get out of the wrong F***ing,cunting  side of the bed this F***ing Mornin you arseole tw*t of a person  :f_whistle: ;D
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      Reply #14967: Aug 17, 2017 09:19:35 am

      I don't.

      Thing is I have no issues with mancs, one of my closest mates is one..  we have banter as mates about football, but he doesn't come to Anfield with me and get surrounded by other kopites to have that same banter...

      I love and get football banter but id never waste my time on a Manc forum, it's weird, I've never been on one in my life.
      Even if he's sly about it he gets off on winding us up even if they are subtle. He's sat there in his mum's spare room in between tugging off over weird porn  giggling at trying to wind us up.

      Bit weird if you ask me.
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      Reply #14968: Aug 17, 2017 10:09:38 am
      I don't.

      Thing is I have no issues with mancs, one of my closest mates is one..  we have banter as mates about football, but he doesn't come to Anfield with me and get surrounded by other kopites to have that same banter...

      I love and get football banter but id never waste my time on a Manc forum, it's weird, I've never been on one in my life.
      Even if he's sly about it he gets off on winding us up even if they are subtle. He's sat there in his mum's spare room in between tugging off over weird porn  giggling at trying to wind us up.

      Bit weird if you ask me.
      Perhaps weird in a good way?

      For me, it's just taking a closer interest in how your rivals are getting on, gaining some insight into how the 'enemy' think, what makes them tick, seeing things from their side, a different perspective. It's also a nice change from the "manc/chav/gooner/bitters vitriol that's spewed out so often. It feels good handing out compliments for a change, instead of hate speech.

      I have nothing against Man U supporters, even though some (just like any other club) are genuinely hating on us. I respect Utd, they've earned that, and I am jealous of their success - they've earned that too. I love the opportunity to get one over on them. Some say they'd love it if Utd got relegated - I wouldn't*. There's no Ali without Frazier, no Hagler without Leonard, no Ed Moses without Harold Schmidt, no Hulk Hogan without Ultimate Warrior, no Barca without Real, and no point either.

      End of the day, it's just 22 grown men kicking a leather ball around a field and trying to stick it between wooden posts. There's no need to burst a blood vessel over it. Besides, I have enough trouble keeping my blood pressure in check when the ball hovers around our 18-yard area thank you very much!

      * But it would be funny :D
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      Reply #14969: Aug 17, 2017 11:59:39 am
      Perhaps weird in a good way?

      For me, it's just taking a closer interest in how your rivals are getting on, gaining some insight into how the 'enemy' think, what makes them tick, seeing things from their side, a different perspective. It's also a nice change from the "manc/chav/gooner/bitters vitriol that's spewed out so often. It feels good handing out compliments for a change, instead of hate speech.

      I have nothing against Man U supporters, even though some (just like any other club) are genuinely hating on us. I respect Utd, they've earned that, and I am jealous of their success - they've earned that too. I love the opportunity to get one over on them. Some say they'd love it if Utd got relegated - I wouldn't*. There's no Ali without Frazier, no Hagler without Leonard, no Ed Moses without Harold Schmidt, no Hulk Hogan without Ultimate Warrior, no Barca without Real, and no point either.

      End of the day, it's just 22 grown men kicking a leather ball around a field and trying to stick it between wooden posts. There's no need to burst a blood vessel over it. Besides, I have enough trouble keeping my blood pressure in check when the ball hovers around our 18-yard area thank you very much!

      * But it would be funny :D

      One of the best post I've ever read on this site. This is what football should be about. Not fighting, slagging, abusive comments like you often get between our supporters. Nothing weird about a manc reading a Liverpool forum just like scousers  on Redcafe.

      The ones that think it's weird are the weird ones for thinking it's weird  :f_whistle:

      Once again great push Rush.  :clap: :clap: :clap:
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      Reply #14970: Aug 17, 2017 11:49:32 pm
      You get out of the wrong f**king,cunting  side of the bed this f**king Mornin you arseole tw*t of a person  :f_whistle: ;D

       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14971: Aug 18, 2017 08:21:02 pm
      What's this? A manc appreciation society?

      I'm not interested in "banter" with them. I'm here to laugh at them, and to return  to them what they've done to us over the years.
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      Reply #14972: Aug 19, 2017 02:25:27 pm
      Quite thread tonite then.  :D What a start. Not a great match apart from last 15 mins but defensively! Look solid as a rock.

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