The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

It's not a manc board Keith, so yeah anytime we want to take the piss, or bully you lot like the magnificent seven did in your end in the Europa League game, we will

I know that mate just banter.

One team dominates a team for 89 minutes with 35 shots and draws 1-1

One team gets dominated for 45 minutes and wins 4-0

Doesn't seem right

Yernited gifted 3 points today,  pretty sure we would have ripped them a new one on that performance, they've been turgid, sloppy and lacking the quality you would expect from a £325m fielded side

Actually more than valid point. Everton passed the ball very well apart from the first 10/15 mins. Certainly not championship performance by any standards. The score flattered United.

One team dominates a team for 89 minutes with 35 shots and draws 1-1

One team gets dominated for 45 minutes and wins 4-0

Doesn't seem right

It does when you realise that they actually have a goalie who can pull off some decent to good to great saves.

3 or 4 saves that I could remember...

I switched off at 2-0 thinking that you guys had won despite not playing brilliantly, but where the hell did the extra 2 goals come from at the end?? That's the third time this season that your lot have scored 3 goals in the last 10 minutes isn't it? I'd be very interested to see if there are any irregular patterns in betting because this is getting beyond weird now. 3 times in 5 matches teams have completely collapsed in the last 10 minutes, no I don't buy that, its not normal and not statistically probable.

One team dominates a team for 89 minutes with 35 shots and draws 1-1

One team gets dominated for 45 minutes and wins 4-0

Doesn't seem right

Them: 5 Shots on target and 4 goals
Us: 9 shots on target 1 goal,

What does that tell you about how good or bad our shots are.,

It does when you realise that they actually have a goalie who can pull off some decent to good to great saves.

3 or 4 saves that I could remember...

He continues  to pull off great saves. That's why he's No 1 in the world in my opinion.

I switched off at 2-0 thinking that you guys had won despite not playing brilliantly, but where the hell did the extra 2 goals come from at the end?? That's the third time this season that your lot have scored 3 goals in the last 10 minutes isn't it? I'd be very interested to see if there are any irregular patterns in betting because this is getting beyond weird now. 3 times in 5 matches teams have completely collapsed in the last 10 minutes, no I don't buy that, its not normal and not statistically probable.

Irregular betting patterns?? Think it's more a case of not switching off and stamina as it is becoming a nice habit.

He continues  to pull off great saves. That's why he's No 1 in the world in my opinion.

Continues to play at a very high level, don't know about best in the world as I'd still have Manuel Neuer as probably the best around at the minute. But some of the saves he pulls off are very exceptional.

He continues  to pull off great saves. That's why he's No 1 in the world in my opinion.

Some of DDG's saves are exceptional, especially, his reflex reactions.. Doughnut power, maybe
But, enough of this sleeping with the enemy.. Need to take a shower now.

Continues to play at a very high level, don't know about best in the world as I'd still have Manuel Neuer as probably the best around at the minute. But some of the saves he pulls off are very exceptional.

Neuer No 2 but I couldn't see you calling a Manc No 1 in the world for his position anyway. 

But, enough of this sleeping with the enemy.. Need to take a shower now.

Neuer No 2 but I couldn't see you calling a Manc No 1 in the world for his position anyway. 

As I said just my opinion on that one, but De Gea is up there.

This thread still going   

It will be here as long as you are here.

So maybe if you F**k off  we might stop it. 

It will be here as long as you are here.

So maybe if you f**k off  we might stop it. 

Now then larr  where you bin f***in hiding 

Now then larr  where you bin f***in hiding 

I've been here mate, too distraught to post at times but will never have a problem coming in here and A) Laughing at The Mancs and B) telling you to F**k off. 

I've been here mate, too distraught to post at times but will never have a problem coming in here and A) Laughing at The Mancs and B) telling you to f**k off. 

Larr I wouldn't have it any other way  Love the banter.  Rooney just been banned for two years and 100 hours community order so start laughing 

I've been here mate, too distraught to post at times

Off topic for one post.. I can understand yours and others frustration at the moment. One thing I can't get my head round though is why the F**k Klopp bought Ox for 40 million??  He's only a squad player and priorities surely should of been a CB of sorts. For me it will cost you dearly as the damage will be done before you correct it in the transfer window in January.

United buy Matic for 40 million and already proved a sensational signing. You buy Ox and he just fills positions you already have covered.  Seriously I can't get my head round it. Worse signing of the season for you mate.

Off topic for one post.. I can understand yours and others frustration at the moment. One thing I can't get my head round though is why the f**k Klopp bought Ox for 40 million??  He's only a squad player and priorities surely should of been a CB of sorts. For me it will cost you dearly as the damage will be done before you correct it in the transfer window in January.

United buy Matic for 40 million and already proved a sensational signing. You buy Ox and he just fills positions you already have covered.  Seriously I can't get my head round it. Worse signing of the season for you mate.

Even a decent 15m-20m DM/DLPM would have been a better signing for our first team than the squad player, Ox!!!!

As for Matic, I agree, he has been exceptional thus far. I can't stress how important that #6 role is, from tempo setter to defensive cover/shield, and a glue for the whole team. How many times have we seen the best attacking players mention the importance of a #6? From Busquets, Keane, Schweinsteiger, Petit, Kante, Dunga, Deschamps etc etc. Has there even been a title/cup winning team that hasn't had a specialist DLPM/DM in the team?

Irregular betting patterns?? Think it's more a case of not switching off and stamina as it is becoming a nice habit.

No but come on Keith, to get a trio of goals in the last 10 minutes once in a season is perhaps possible but three times in 5 matches against premiership opposition, sorry but that is just really really weird or is it some bizarre tactic that the manure players relax for 35 minutes in the second half, risk the other team equalizing on multiple occasions and then put the turbos on for the last 10 minutes, damned risky tactic if true.

Off topic for one post.. I can understand yours and others frustration at the moment. One thing I can't get my head round though is why the f**k Klopp bought Ox for 40 million??  He's only a squad player and priorities surely should of been a CB of sorts. For me it will cost you dearly as the damage will be done before you correct it in the transfer window in January.

United buy Matic for 40 million and already proved a sensational signing. You buy Ox and he just fills positions you already have covered.  Seriously I can't get my head round it. Worse signing of the season for you mate.

I can't get my head round why Chelsea sold Matic to Utd, that one makes zero sense, even if they weren't going to play him don't sell to your main rival ffs!

Even a decent 15m-20m DM/DLPM would have been a better signing for our first team than the squad player, Ox!!!!

As for Matic, I agree, he has been exceptional thus far. I can't stress how important that #6 role is, from tempo setter to defensive cover/shield, and a glue for the whole team. How many times have we seen the best attacking players mention the importance of a #6? From Busquets, Keane, Schweinsteiger, Petit, Kante, Dunga, Deschamps etc etc. Has there even been a title/cup winning team that hasn't had a specialist DLPM/DM in the team?

Matic now making Pogba look very good as it gives him a free roll to go forward more. Your comments re DLPM/DM are spot on.

No but come on Keith, to get a trio of goals in the last 10 minutes once in a season is perhaps possible but three times in 5 matches against premiership opposition, sorry but that is just really really weird or is it some bizarre tactic that the manure players relax for 35 minutes in the second half, risk the other team equalizing on multiple occasions and then put the turbos on for the last 10 minutes, damned risky tactic if true.

Come on heimdall this is English football were talking about  Seriously, I've never heard anything so ridiculous 

Maybe if it wasn't United it wouldn't of entered your mind.m