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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15088: Sep 19, 2017 05:22:55 pm
      Not sure he will find it offensive  ;D However, I do agree they should find a new song.

      Funny song that though.

      Scoring all the goals... Bell end by his toes haha
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      Reply #15089: Sep 19, 2017 05:27:43 pm
      Funny song that though.

      Scoring all the goals... Bell end by his toes haha

      Yeah  I can see the funny side too.  ;D I can see how some would class it inappropriate. Doesn't offend me though.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15090: Sep 19, 2017 06:26:56 pm

      Shirt into his shorts you dirty minded people
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15091: Sep 19, 2017 07:04:47 pm
      Yeah  I can see the funny side too.  ;D I can see how some would class it inappropriate. Doesn't offend me though.
      I think it is a big fuss about nothing too. Although it doesn't rhyme.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15092: Sep 19, 2017 10:42:34 pm
      I think it is a big fuss about nothing too. Although it doesn't rhyme.

      Doesn't have to rhyme, it's sung to a Stone Roses song!!
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      Reply #15093: Sep 19, 2017 10:45:42 pm
      I think it is a big fuss about nothing too. Although it doesn't rhyme.

      Has a great big cock...struggles to even walk.

      Happy now??
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15094: Sep 19, 2017 11:12:29 pm
      Has a great big cock...struggles to even walk.

      Happy now??

       :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15095: Sep 19, 2017 11:18:23 pm
      Now then Rib,  I haven't forgotten what you said about Matic a few weeks back  ;D. You said he wasn't worth £40 million remember  ;) doesn't matter if he only last one year if we win things again like last year then that's all that matters.  ;) It's about improving the squad for the year ahead. Mourhino has done that once again.

      Do you still think Matic is not worth £40 million based on what you've seen?? His stats are phenomenal. In fact he's 1st in every department in the premiership.  ;) Does it matter f your right and he only last two years??. We as fans want success now.

      Ox won't improve, he will continue to be just a squad player and nothing more. Does it really matter if you get 20 million if you decide to sell him?? You want to win something now not next year and Ox isn't the answer. Personally I'd rather of bought two mediocrity CB'S for 40 million than Ox as he doesn't improve your side whereas 2CB's would surly of helped. Currently your defence ( IMHO) is sh*te.

      Yes it's fair to say United have bigger pockets than Liverpool so can right off easier than others, that's why it's imperative with what funds Liverpool have they use them wisely. Surely even you can see Ox is a bad buy And the club fu**ed up??





      Still waiting for your reply when you get a min Rib.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15096: Sep 20, 2017 08:38:57 am
      Quote from Keith Singleton
      Yeah  I can see the funny side too.  ;D I can see how some would class it inappropriate. Doesn't offend me though.

      What's sad is your mob can sing disgusting stuff like that and about  football disasters with multiple loss of life, and face no consequences. Yet if someone else dares utter a vaguely racist, discriminatory, or anti-homo comment in a football stadium, (never mind a chant) they get the book and the kitchen sink thrown at them.

      I know what I find more offensive.

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      ..."Official...Laugh...At... mancs...Thread"...
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      Reply #15097: Sep 25, 2017 10:36:21 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15098: Sep 28, 2017 12:53:41 am

      That moment when you find out there's scousers in your hotel!! :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15099: Sep 30, 2017 04:49:45 pm
      Conspiracy theories coming out again scoring late.  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15100: Oct 01, 2017 01:10:36 pm
      The draw they have had so far is laughable.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15101: Oct 01, 2017 01:14:23 pm
      The draw they have had so far is laughable.

      What do you mean?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15102: Oct 01, 2017 02:09:22 pm

      Assuming he meant the relatively easy start you've had in terms of opposition.  I assume Everton home has been the hardest game you've had. Not your fault and you've still got to go out to beat them which you have.  Short may it continue!
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      Reply #15103: Oct 01, 2017 02:25:49 pm
      Assuming he meant the relatively easy start you've had in terms of opposition.  I assume Everton home has been the hardest game you've had. Not your fault and you've still got to go out to beat them which you have.  Short may it continue!

      I thought that too JD. However, like you say no one's fault. With only one hard game in Oct ( Spurs  :f_whistle:  ;D ) maybe few more points on the board.  :D

      Seriously though i find it lauagable myself when i hear some members come out with silly comments as we all play same matches as you know. The conspiracy theories about scoring in last ten mins was even funnier.  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15104: Oct 02, 2017 04:25:43 pm
      They're looking efficient, but then, the teams they've played are all lying in the bottom half of the table

      Utd 4-0 WHU (15th)
      Swans 0-4 Utd (18th)
      Utd 2-0 Leicester (17th)
      Stoke 2-2 Utd (13th)
      Utd 4-0 Everton (16th)
      Soton' 0-1 Utd (12th)
      Utd 4-0 Palace (20th)

      I wouldn't be popping any champagne corks just yet.

      And of course the 'game raising scousers' are up next.
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      Reply #15105: Oct 02, 2017 05:14:59 pm
      They're looking efficient, but then, the teams they've played are all lying in the bottom half of the table

      Utd 4-0 WHU (15th)
      Swans 0-4 Utd (18th)
      Utd 2-0 Leicester (17th)
      Stoke 2-2 Utd (13th)
      Utd 4-0 Everton (16th)
      Soton' 0-1 Utd (12th)
      Utd 4-0 Palace (20th)

      I wouldn't be popping any champagne corks just yet.

      And of course the 'game raising scousers' are up next.

      Yep, tottaly agree Rushie. Last year we were drawing these games or winning 1-0 so very efficient like you say. Good start but that's all it is. If we beat you boys 3-1 I'll be more than happy.  :f_whistle:  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15106: Oct 02, 2017 10:53:15 pm
      They're looking efficient, but then, the teams they've played are all lying in the bottom half of the table

      Utd 4-0 WHU (15th)
      Swans 0-4 Utd (18th)
      Utd 2-0 Leicester (17th)
      Stoke 2-2 Utd (13th)
      Utd 4-0 Everton (16th)
      Soton' 0-1 Utd (12th)
      Utd 4-0 Palace (20th)

      I wouldn't be popping any champagne corks just yet.

      And of course the 'game raising scousers' are up next.

      Unfortunately, although they've mostly played the so called weaker teams, they've done a lot better than we have against the ones we've played. We scraped past Leicester by the skin of our teeth, we scraped a 1-0 vs Palace and although they haven't played Watford, my money would be on them winning quite easily where as we scrambled through to a 3-3 draw.

      You can only beat what is in front of you and unfortunately they are head and shoulders above us this season, whether we want to admit that or not.

      Be interesting to see how they do against the better teams though, I think they could get torn a new one against City and have a big wake up call then. Hopefully we can be the start of their downfall though.

      When even that elbowing c**t starts weighing in with goals, you know they are on a hell of a run at the moment.
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      Reply #15107: Oct 03, 2017 10:38:37 am


      When even that elbowing c**t starts weighing in with goals, you know they are on a hell of a run at the moment.
      ;D ;D ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15108: Oct 03, 2017 11:39:56 am

      Are you still hating Fellaini Keith? As much as I dislike him I wouldn't mind having a player like him in our midfield, someone with a bit of an edge to them who pops up with important goals at crucial moments.

      BTW I still think it's statistically weird how many goals your lot score late in games but perhaps its a tactic, some sort of surge in the last 10 minutes of the game.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15109: Oct 03, 2017 11:45:13 am
      They're looking efficient, but then, the teams they've played are all lying in the bottom half of the table

      Utd 4-0 WHU (15th)
      Swans 0-4 Utd (18th)
      Utd 2-0 Leicester (17th)
      Stoke 2-2 Utd (13th)
      Utd 4-0 Everton (16th)
      Soton' 0-1 Utd (12th)
      Utd 4-0 Palace (20th)

      I wouldn't be popping any champagne corks just yet.

      And of course the 'game raising scousers' are up next.
      Not sure I agree with what you said here.
      A win is 3 points no matter who it is against and United have been winning games.
      If you win every game against teams 4-20 but lose every game against teams 1-3, probably win the league with 96 points.
      Math below.

      4<->20= RANGE 16
      HOME AND AWAY = 16X2=32 WINS
      32X 3 POINTS. 96 Points.

      1<->3= RANGE 3
      HOME AND AWAY = 3X2 = 6 GAMES LOST

      Total 38 games 96 points.

      You wonder why I based it on losing games against top 3 only and not top 4, simply this is because winning this many games against lower sides would put them in the top four and they cannot play themselves.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15110: Oct 03, 2017 11:55:36 am
      Are you still hating Fellaini Keith? As much as I dislike him I wouldn't mind having a player like him in our midfield, someone with a bit of an edge to them who pops up with important goals at crucial moments.

      BTW I still think it's statistically weird how many goals your lot score late in games but perhaps its a tactic, some sort of surge in the last 10 minutes of the game.

      I'm still not a lover of him mate. Watching him play is like watching him in slow mo, you can read his every move.   ;D He seems to thrive under Mourhino though who is certainly getting the best out of him. Personally i'd sell him in next window as you'll get a good price presently.

      Yes he would improve your midfield but being honest you don't have anyone to beat as it is mediocre but not as bad as your back four. KK got it right, he's just a elbow basher that's going through a good spell.  :D

      Re late goals... That's all in your head mate and have to laugh at that statement you made.  :lmao:

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