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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15801: Apr 08, 2018 02:04:20 pm
      Haven’t seen anything of the sort.
      Just checked again. It was reported in February we contacted his agent to say not interested after Reddy said he would cost 62m. Article doesn't seem to have a direct quote though.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15802: Apr 08, 2018 04:38:56 pm
      the worst dilemma Ive ever seen Pool fans in, City or Utd, City or UTd, on this and other forums there was a lot of " cmon Utd"
      much as it chokes me it was a great performance by them

      The only bonus to take is if that pile of Dogshit Pogba can score past City, our attack most definitely will.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15803: Apr 12, 2018 03:22:43 pm

      Manchester United have been put off expanding the capacity of Old Trafford "in the near future" because of logistical problems.

      Plans have been drawn up three times in the last decade with a view to redeveloping the Sir Bobby Charlton Stand. That would take the capacity of England's biggest club ground to over 80,000.

      However, with a railway line running directly behind it, and houses just beyond that, work on that stand is considered hugely complicated.

      Unlike Liverpool, who last year increased the capacity of Anfield to more than 54,000 while continuing to host matches, United would probably have to vacate their stadium to allow the work to take place.

      Both Tottenham and Chelsea - who will move into 60,000-capacity stadiums over the next few years - have the neutral option of Wembley as a home while work is in progress, but the only feasible local alternatives to Old Trafford are owned by rival clubs.

      "It's a very complex engineering challenge to deliver," Manchester United managing director Richard Arnold said.

      "It would be a multi-season challenge and it isn't certain that there's a way of doing it which doesn't render us homeless."

      From the start of next season, Old Trafford's capacity will fall from just under 75,000 to 73,300 because of work required to accommodate higher numbers of disabled supporters.
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      Expansion of Old Trafford has been on the agenda for a number of years. Indeed, former manager Sir Alex Ferguson joked a higher roof on the main stand would be "somewhere to hang the press from".

      The costs involved are enormous, though - probably in excess of £200m for around 10,000 extra seats with limited additional corporate facilities.

      Improved technology means there is no longer a requirement to build over the main Manchester-Liverpool railway line that runs along the back of the south stand. But major logistical issues remain.

      There is no space behind the stand, so the heavy machinery required for the project has no obvious place to go. Obviously, the pitch is out of bounds and the spaces at the sides of the stand are heavily populated by fans on matchdays. Furthermore, the stand itself holds the changing rooms, the TV gantry, press box and studios, all of which would need to be relocated.



      http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43740013

      .....and dont expect any other club to help you out locally.

      Wouldn't let us train at Carrington for the CL away fixture.   

      For that matter dont know what we were doing staying at the Lowry ?!


      The Glazers aren't spending any money on the existing stadium infrastructure anyway .... so one day the Old Toilet will fall down.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15804: Apr 15, 2018 05:59:21 pm
       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15805: Apr 15, 2018 05:59:59 pm
      More boos and empty seats way before the finish.

      Maureen the big fraud being found out.....again.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15806: Apr 15, 2018 06:00:26 pm
       ;D :lmao: ;D

      Would have been less embarrassing to have lost last week  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15807: Apr 15, 2018 06:01:12 pm
      Horrible manager with a horrible brand of football.

      Hope Maureen retires there.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15808: Apr 15, 2018 06:05:50 pm
      Horrible manager with a horrible brand of football.

      Hope Maureen retires there.

      In 10 years time with any luck because he’s doing nothing with them. The money they have spent vrs the next to no progress made since Whisky breath left is eye watering
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15809: Apr 15, 2018 06:08:10 pm
      What a bag of gack Utd are.

      A mishmash of mercenaries playing shitball under a dickhead manager.

      OK they're 2nd. But are they happy ! :)
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15810: Apr 15, 2018 06:32:06 pm
      Apparently if you’ve had a big win against Citeh your players get complacent in the next fixture and don’t turn up
      #3-0!!!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15811: Apr 15, 2018 06:33:27 pm
      Please please do not leave the hot seat Jose
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15812: Apr 15, 2018 07:47:39 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15813: Apr 15, 2018 08:43:28 pm
      Hello to the lass taking the picture
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15814: Apr 15, 2018 08:51:32 pm
      Hahahaha! To think, they actually gave us sh*t for losing to Swansea.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15815: Apr 16, 2018 08:33:21 am
      Stupid cu*ts giving West Brom some confidence before we go there this weekend!!!!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15816: Apr 16, 2018 08:44:03 am
      Please please do not leave the hot seat Jose

      With results like they got against West Brom Hose Jose might have no option.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15817: Apr 16, 2018 08:55:15 am
      Stupid cu*ts giving West Brom some confidence before we go there this weekend!!!!

       ;D ;D ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15818: Apr 16, 2018 02:51:05 pm
      And let's go round again.

      The Official mancs Can't Win The League Day for 2018 has arrived:

      16 Points Behind
      5 Games Left

      Once again, a big thanks to all those who brought the day about, for the 5th year in a row.

      Burnley
      Chelsea
      Huddersfield Town
      Leicester City
      Manchester City
      Newcastle United
      Southampton
      Spurs
      Stoke City
      West Bromwich Albion

      and of course

      LIVERPOOL

      Next year is the famous Year 3 of the Mourinho project, so as is often the case with Year 3 of Mourinho projects, we look forward to another year of laughter, and bringing you the famous day for the 6th time in 2019.

      PS: Technically the date was yesterday, but as far as LFC is concerned, all football is irrelevant on that date.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15819: Apr 16, 2018 05:44:29 pm
      Has Klopp ever felt the need to mention his titles won at Dortmund during his time here with us? Has Guardiola ever felt the need to mention his titles at Bayern and Barcelona when he won nothing last year? Has Wenger ever resorted to bringing up his past glories with Arsenal during his struggles of late? No. That Mourinho can't seem to go one week without mentioning to the press just what he has won just shows what a self obsessed, desperate little man he is.

      A pathetic little squirt of a human being who is so low that the foot of man is incapable of crushing him.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15820: Apr 16, 2018 06:33:14 pm
      Bit of good news - over on the caff they started a poll about sacking Mourinho and 45% want him to remain.
      The fun continues unabated.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15821: Apr 16, 2018 06:35:10 pm
      Has Klopp ever felt the need to mention his titles won at Dortmund during his time here with us? Has Guardiola ever felt the need to mention his titles at Bayern and Barcelona when he won nothing last year? Has Wenger ever resorted to bringing up his past glories with Arsenal during his struggles of late? No. That Mourinho can't seem to go one week without mentioning to the press just what he has won just shows what a self obsessed, desperate little man he is.

      A pathetic little squirt of a human being who is so low that the foot of man is incapable of crushing him.
      That is because Mourinho is the only one who understands heritage.
      West Brom 2 - 1 United, Heritage!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15822: Apr 16, 2018 08:21:07 pm
      Quote from Frankly, Mr Shankly
      Has Guardiola ever felt the need to mention his titles at Bayern and Barcelona when he won nothing last year?

      Yes he has. Last year, when his unsuccessful way of playing was questioned, he boasted that his way won him 3 trophies per year. Now he's saying that winning the European Cup is irrelevant. Not realising that it's the very job he was brought to City for in the first place.

      The way the league was won, summed up the season in general. They are a team of money grabbing individuals, half his players were not even in the country when it happened. I would like to think that if we win it in similar circumstances, the whole squad would be there together as a demonstration of the team spirit that is essential in every team.
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      Reply #15823: Apr 16, 2018 08:40:26 pm
      Yes he has. Last year, when his unsuccessful way of playing was questioned, he boasted that his way won him 3 trophies per year. Now he's saying that winning the European Cup is irrelevant. Not realising that it's the very job he was brought to City for in the first place.

      The way the league was won, summed up the season in general. They are a team of money grabbing individuals, half his players were not even in the country when it happened. I would like to think that if we win it in similar circumstances, the whole squad would be there together as a demonstration of the team spirit that is essential in every team.

      I stand corrected then. Usually he just blames the team doctor and gets them sacked like he did at Bayern Munich (said doctor is now back at Bayern and doing very well thank you!) so on that basis I can't say I'm too surprised.

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