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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Keith Singleton
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15847: May 17, 2018 02:52:54 pm
      He should have just said he was in a hurry due to having just sh*t himself.

      It works for some ;)

      Never been pulled up for drink driving so wouldn't know. Hard to get drunk on red bull and diet coke.  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15848: May 17, 2018 03:04:14 pm
      Never been pulled up for drink driving so wouldn't know. Hard to get drunk on red bull and diet coke.  ;D

      That above was Ferguson's excuse, when he got collared!!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15849: May 17, 2018 03:11:39 pm
      That above was Ferguson's excuse, when he got collared!!

       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15850: May 17, 2018 11:19:35 pm
      Crerrand is a horrible b***ard manc
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15851: May 18, 2018 09:06:20 am
      Crerrand is a horrible b***ard manc

      I thought all mancs were horrible bas**rds?.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15852: May 18, 2018 11:13:20 am
      I thought all mancs were horrible bas**rds?.

      Bit harsh Keith but ok ok you win.. they are then

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15853: May 18, 2018 11:21:13 am
      I thought all mancs were horrible bas**rds?.

      First time I’ve ever actually agreed with you
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15854: May 18, 2018 02:31:33 pm
      Bit harsh Keith but ok ok you win.. they are then

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       :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15855: May 18, 2018 02:32:38 pm
      First time I’ve ever actually agreed with you

      Well that's a start then.  :D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15856: May 19, 2018 07:08:24 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15857: May 19, 2018 07:10:38 pm
      Gloryyy .... glorrryyyy ...... glooorryyyy defeated. Woooooooweeeeeee .......
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15858: May 19, 2018 07:10:44 pm
      What a crock of sh*t😊
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15859: May 19, 2018 07:49:06 pm
      What do they get for 80 mln quid these days? A place on the bench.

      They have now won two FA Cups since they withdrew from it in 2000.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15860: May 19, 2018 09:18:01 pm
      Har har har, Jose’s face was a picture.

      Next year is the infamous 3rd season for Maureen, someone get the popcorn in :D
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      Reply #15861: May 19, 2018 09:19:12 pm
      Har har har, Jose’s face was a picture.

      Next year is the infamous 3rd season for Maureen, someone get the popcorn in :D

      Wasn't this meant to be Jose's famed 'second season' resurgence?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15862: May 19, 2018 09:56:30 pm
      HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15863: May 19, 2018 10:45:35 pm
      Wasn't this meant to be Jose's famed 'second season' resurgence?

      You know what, I can see him losing the plot next season (as he always does), but the beauty of it is, only the filth would be stupid enough to keep him employed :D

      He will be a luncatic in uncharted territory by the time he hits the 4th season, even Keith might admit he’s a got a screw loose at that point :D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15864: May 20, 2018 01:00:10 am
      Wasn't this meant to be Jose's famed 'second season' resurgence?

      Submergence ...

      whats the name again for it ?

      Also Rans.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017–18_Manchester_United_F.C._season

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      Where's that confounded Perch ?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15865: May 20, 2018 09:10:11 am

      I thought you only posted in numbers  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15866: May 20, 2018 09:19:28 am
      I thought you only posted in numbers  :lmao:

      He does


      This is what he meant








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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15867: May 20, 2018 10:05:50 am
      He does


      This is what he meant








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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15868: May 20, 2018 12:29:59 pm
      Sad, the number's there if you need a taxi...

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15869: May 20, 2018 01:55:32 pm
      Chelski parked the bus probably a good old 80 minutes and MU couldn;t score. As the saying goes, a taste of your own medicine Maureen and it hurts more as it was a final. ;D.

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