The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Maureen seems upset by the lack of Love shown to him by Pogba. What happens next will Pogba declare his love for another will Maureen breakdown and throw out one of his emotional outbursts will Barcelona come calling.
Someone needs to tell Maureen to change his deodorant he isn't very popular around the squad at present.

Just me but l cant stand city or pep get on my tits, if we don't win league hope Chelsea win league more them two Manchester clubs

You are on your own on that one, I don't really have a problem with Citeh apart from the fact that their squad value is double that of any team in the league. They play good positive football and always seem respectful to other teams etc.
Chelsea on the other hand I F***ing hate only slightly less than Man Utd

You are on your own on that one, I don't really have a problem with Citeh apart from the fact that their squad value is double that of any team in the league. They play good positive football and always seem respectful to other teams etc.
Chelsea on the other hand I f**king hate only slightly less than Man Utd

DITTO

https://www.blick.ch/sport/fussball/international/premierleague/heute-debuet-gegen-west-ham-fuer-liverpool-gab-shaqiri-mourinho-einen-korb-id8716395.html

Keith, can you translate?

https://www.blick.ch/sport/fussball/international/premierleague/heute-debuet-gegen-west-ham-fuer-liverpool-gab-shaqiri-mourinho-einen-korb-id8716395.html

Keita, can you read translate?

yikes swiss german, google translate freaking out but the jist is that quite a few clubs were after him but he chose us because of Jürgen. Also something about his role being as more of a #10 than a sub for Salah or Mane, which is what I've been saying, those Swiss are smart cookies ;-)

https://www.blick.ch/sport/fussball/international/premierleague/heute-debuet-gegen-west-ham-fuer-liverpool-gab-shaqiri-mourinho-einen-korb-id8716395.html

Keita, can you read translate?

Have a go ''Mourinho is a n*b''.

Ah sh*t, it was Keith, not Keita, just edited

yikes swiss german, google translate freaking out but the jist is that quite a few clubs were after him but he chose us because of Jürgen. Also something about his role being as more of a #10 than a sub for Salah or Mane, which is what I've been saying, those Swiss are smart cookies ;-)

Oh yeah, the post was for Keith to show Shaqiri rejected Mourinho's advances

Oh yeah, the post was for Keith to show Shaqiri rejected Mourinho's advances

Have a go ''Mourinho is a n*b''.

Wasn't wrong.

Just saw this:

https://twitter.com/ASRomaEN/status/1027998241412079616

 

https://www.blick.ch/sport/fussball/international/premierleague/heute-debuet-gegen-west-ham-fuer-liverpool-gab-shaqiri-mourinho-einen-korb-id8716395.html

Keith, can you translate?

Not a chance 

Reason l don't what city win league,if do go on win next few weeks no team have chance winning long pep manger, least Chelsea win these be sh*t next year, still sell hazard to real Madrid

If city win league again these year, they win next few years, plus find pep get my tits

If city win league again these year, they win next few years, plus find pep get my tits

Why does Citeh winning this year mean they will win for the next few years, I don't quite follow that logic?

If city win league again these year, they win next few years, plus find pep get my tits

Rubbish.

Position available at UTD for go between as its reported Pogba will only deal with anything from Maureen or the club through his agent.
It must make for a really happy positive changing room.

Position available at UTD for go between as its reported Pogba will only deal with anything from Maureen or the club through his agent.
It must make for a really happy positive changing room.

I expect Real Madrid to make an offer quite soon then

Position available at UTD for go between as its reported Pogba will only deal with anything from Maureen or the club through his agent.
It must make for a really happy positive changing room.

This after the manc press stated unequivocally that Mourinho and Pogba had no issues, that Mourinho was completely surprised that anyone should think there were any issues and they were bosom buddies!?

The club is in disarray, team spirit none-existent, transfer targets are reluctant to play under Mourinho etc etc.
Haha long may it continue.
Funnier still over on the caff they are bad mouthing Klopp and mocking our squad even describing LFC supporters as - wait for it - DELUDED !?!?

F***ing L you couldn't make this sh*t up !

Think some of you lads should no better than believe what you read in social media/gutter press. I know you'd like to believe it. 

Think some of you lads should no better than believe what you read in social media/gutter press. I know you'd like to believe it. 

So Pogba will be off to Barca before the end of the month then!!

So Pogba will be off to Barca before the end of the month then!!

 

Think some of you lads should no better than believe what you read in social media/gutter press. I know you'd like to believe it. 

Which one Keith?
Barca spoke to his agent?
Pogba won't talk to Mourinho?
Pogba speaking of his plans to leave?
Pogba on the best of terms with Mourinho?

Think there is only one bullshitty one there, no doubt that is the one you believe implicitly.

there are non so blind as they who will not see. Cant wait for the next exciting episode of "what the F**k is going on street".