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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      MIRO
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16470: Sep 04, 2018 05:41:47 pm
      Mourino gets one year suspended jail sentence .




      Breaking pm today 4/9/18  with the €  exact numbers.





      Manchester United manager José Mourinho has reached a deal with the Spanish state on a one-year suspended sentence in a long-running tax fraud case, Spain's El Mundo newspaper reports.

      The Portuguese national was also fined about €2m (£1.8m; $2.3m), it says.

      He was accused of owing nearly €3.3m in undeclared image rights revenue for 2011 and 2012, when he was Real Madrid manager.

      Mr Mourinho said earlier he had paid all the taxes he owed.

      He is not expected to serve any time in jail because Spanish law states that a sentence of under two years for a first offence can be served on probation, according to Reuters news agency.

          Why are Spanish football stars in legal trouble?

      The BBC has contacted Mr Mourinho's representatives for comment.

      Spanish authorities launched the image rights case against Mr Mourinho in June last year.

      His representatives, Gestifute Media, said at the time that he had paid more than €26m in tax at an average rate of more than 41% while living in Spain from 2010 to 2013.

      In 2015, Gestifute said, he accepted a settlement agreement regarding previous years.


      What about the back handers his favourite agent has been giving him.
      Pogba's true cost? 
      Agents Fees on that deal? 
      Mourinho's cut ?

      F***ing crook.



      https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-45408351
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16471: Sep 04, 2018 06:00:37 pm
      Mourinho joked in a Spanish newspaper that he has no fears about losing his job because it would ''cost the club a fortune'' to sack him.


      Ain't that the truth.



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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16472: Sep 04, 2018 07:21:08 pm
      Quote from waltonl4
      the chants will be going from "you're getting sacked in the morning" to "your supposed to be in jail" why do rich people feel the need to cheat the Tax man and in doing so just mock the men and women who don't get the chance to as the Tax man gets first dibs on the pay packet.

      In many European countries you make your tax declarations yourself, and if you don't pay up, you end up as he, and others in Spain have. It's not automatically deducted from your gross salary before you receive it.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16473: Sep 04, 2018 07:23:30 pm
      In many European countries you make your tax declarations yourself, and if you don't pay up, you end up as he, and others in Spain have. It's not automatically deducted from your gross salary before you receive it.

      ha ha wow your knowledge is unequalled. Or as he works under contract to the highest bidder he is deemed self employed.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16474: Sep 05, 2018 09:17:09 pm
      Scum's own Throw Up expert.   



      Enter Mr M.
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      Reply #16475: Sep 08, 2018 02:55:06 pm
      ha ha wow your knowledge is unequalled. Or as he works under contract to the highest bidder he is deemed self employed.

      Think one thing we can all agree on is that we all hate Mourinho.....slightly off topic: needs some help from fellow reds fans. Doing some research as part of my masters dissertation on the influence of commercial relationships on fan attitudes & behaviour. If you have 5 spare minutes, please help me out and fill out the following questionnaire. Would be very grateful!!
      https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/6WJ6P6K

      THANKS
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16476: Sep 09, 2018 02:33:47 am
      Rumors of Zidane taking over at United.

      Please keep Jose!!
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      Reply #16477: Sep 09, 2018 07:46:54 am
      Rumors of Zidane taking over at United.

      Please keep Jose!!

      Don’t know, there’s something quite appealing about seeing his managerial reputation tarnished by failing at the Mancs.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16478: Sep 09, 2018 05:04:55 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16480: Sep 11, 2018 12:48:15 am
      can't quite get over his hurdles any more!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16481: Sep 11, 2018 08:50:19 am
      I always thought he was heading for a big fall at Manure. :laugh:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16482: Sep 11, 2018 10:20:23 am
      Setting himself up as the fall guy..

      I'll get me coat.. 😀
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16483: Sep 12, 2018 07:37:47 am
      Quote from FL Red
      Rumors of Zidane taking over at United.

      Please keep Jose!!

      So they're going from someone who speaks multiple languages to the "he who can't speak English route", like zero English whatsoever. Well, maybe "weekend" is about as far as it goes.

      There's desperation and then there's The Mazzari Model. More laughter ahead lads.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16484: Sep 12, 2018 08:24:09 am
      Hopefully the board will take into consideration the cost of terminating Mourinho's contract which will exceed £10m to say nothing of the fall out in terms of tarnished reputations to the executive's status.
      Listen to the 'true' fans and keep your 'saviour'.
      « Last Edit: Sep 12, 2018 08:29:03 am by stuey »
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16485: Sep 12, 2018 10:28:06 am
      Some of you lot reading too many sh*t rags paper/media thinking Zidane is coming to Old Trafford at this moment in time.  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16486: Sep 12, 2018 12:24:46 pm
      So they're going from someone who speaks multiple languages to the "he who can't speak English route", like zero English whatsoever. Well, maybe "weekend" is about as far as it goes.

      There's desperation and then there's The Mazzari Model. More laughter ahead lads.

      The language Zidane speaks is 'Winning' Trophies... Easy to understand, even to a child.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16487: Sep 12, 2018 02:07:30 pm
      Some of you lot reading too many sh*t rags paper/media thinking Zidane is coming to Old Trafford at this moment in time.  :lmao:

      Out of curiosity, who would be your bet to take over if he does go? I just don’t see Zidane as a realistic option should José go.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16488: Sep 12, 2018 02:37:27 pm
      Some of you lot reading too many sh*t rags paper/media thinking Zidane is coming to Old Trafford at this moment in time.  :lmao:

      Is correct Keith.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16489: Sep 12, 2018 03:39:53 pm
      Some of you lot reading too many sh*t rags paper/media thinking Zidane is coming to Old Trafford at this moment in time.  :lmao:

      Yeah it'll be from a list of Fat Sam, Big Ron and Giggseh!!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16490: Sep 12, 2018 08:44:42 pm
      Out of curiosity, who would be your bet to take over if he does go? I just don’t see Zidane as a realistic option should José go.

      Zidane isn't even on my list personally. He walked into a proven side that didn't take much doing with. Would be really disappointed if he got the job. Without question my first choice would be Pochettino. With limited resources he's done a great job. His players seem to love him too, bit like your lads with Klopp.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16491: Sep 13, 2018 09:53:53 am
      Problem for Maureen is we have witnessed his management techniques for 14 years now. He see players as expendable as tools to do his job he tries to create confrontation where there is none to get reactions its also last decade stuff. Problem is if he goes from UTD having been to Real and Milan he cant go anywhere else who can afford his level of spending and equally UTD cant really bring someone in to rebuild again over two or three years.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16492: Sep 13, 2018 10:30:24 am
      Zidane isn't even on my list personally. He walked into a proven side that didn't take much doing with. Would be really disappointed if he got the job. Without question my first choice would be Pochettino. With limited resources he's done a great job. His players seem to love him too, bit like your lads with Klopp.

      There are very few if any top managers would take the job on, it's no quick fix and the vast majority of your fellow supporters want instant success, trophy absence breeds rebellion at your yard quicker than most.
      Mourinho's appointment and his failure to win everything in sight has been met with the above scenario.

      How many managers would walk into the mountain of challenges the post will throw at them?
      The immediate challenge is the Mourinho question,  we know the process when he is unable to buy instead of create success,  Mourinho starts acting the pr**k - not too difficult granted - actively looking to get paid off.

      Deep sh*t beckons.

      Will Glazer's offspring be willing to throw a billion at the rebuild, a reconstruction that may or may not transpire?
      « Last Edit: Sep 13, 2018 10:40:04 am by stuey »
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      Reply #16493: Sep 13, 2018 11:39:54 am
      There are very few if any top managers would take the job on, it's no quick fix and the vast majority of your fellow supporters want instant success, trophy absence breeds rebellion at your yard quicker than most.
      Mourinho's appointment and his failure to win everything in sight has been met with the above scenario.

      How many managers would walk into the mountain of challenges the post will throw at them?
      The immediate challenge is the Mourinho question,  we know the process when he is unable to buy instead of create success,  Mourinho starts acting the pr**k - not too difficult granted - actively looking to get paid off.

      Deep sh*t beckons.

      Will Glazer's offspring be willing to throw a billion at the rebuild, a reconstruction that may or may not transpire?


      Whilst I am enjoying Manure's current troubles I don't agree with this massive rebuild requirement. If you look at the team and squad its actually very strong with lots of talent, with a good amount home grown as well. They need a few more quality defenders plus possibly a midfield general but a good inspirational manager, like Pochettino, would get so much more out of this group of players than Maureen currently is so I think its a bit too early to start dancing on their grave.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16494: Sep 13, 2018 11:13:50 pm
      Welcome back David f**king Moyes
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16495: Sep 14, 2018 08:18:59 am
      Welcome back David f**king Moyes

      Who asked you to butt in? Go and play with your pet Kangaroo  :lmao:
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      Reply #16496: Sep 14, 2018 09:29:51 am
      Welcome back David f**king Moyes

      It could be Woy or Big Fat Sam and with Moyes they make a fine trio of applicants  for the job.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16497: Sep 14, 2018 06:10:22 pm


      Ramos 18 Kiev. A grown man in a Man United top.

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16498: Sep 14, 2018 06:18:00 pm


      Ramos 18 Kiev. A grown man in a Man United top.

      @PaulMcC185

      The absolute f**king embarrassment
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16499: Sep 14, 2018 06:34:10 pm
      The absolute f**king embarrassment

      The thing I don't get, is the cost of these so called pranks.

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