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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      AussieRed
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16675: Oct 22, 2018 11:52:34 pm
      To be fair all chelsea fans are classless rent boy gobshites who only really started supporting the club when Abramovich walked through the door so just sums those cu*ts up that they actually sang "F**k off Mourinho"

      No winners here!!

      Spot F***ing on Brother!
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      Reply #16676: Oct 23, 2018 05:18:34 pm

      You know I never hide as a rule Dmasta but have genuine excuse. Not been online since Oct 12 I think. I write from my hospital bed here in Blackpool Hospital.  Long story short I collapsed in a Blackpool Casino.

      Turns out to be Pancreatitis along with Gallstone problems. Now if you know anything about this ( I didn't ) I wouldn't wish it on the worse scouse mother f**ker you have on here  :'( I kid you not never had pain like it in my life. I'm just getting back on my feet so can do the odd post now.

      Will be going home Oct 25/26th all being well. Hopefully in 6/7 weeks time the Gallbladder will be coming out.

      Ps.. So no more sneaky scouse remarks.  ;D
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      Reply #16677: Oct 23, 2018 05:44:08 pm
      You know I never hide as a rule Dmasta but have genuine excuse. Not been online since Oct 12 I think. I write from my hospital bed here in Blackpool Hospital.  Long story short I collapsed in a Blackpool Casino.

      Turns out to be Pancreatitis along with Gallstone problems. Now if you know anything about this ( I didn't ) I wouldn't wish it on the worse scouse mother f**ker you have on here  :'( I kid you not never had pain like it in my life. I'm just getting back on my feet so can do the odd post now.

      Will be going home Oct 25/26th all being well. Hopefully in 6/7 weeks time the Gallbladder will be coming out.

      Ps.. So no more sneaky scouse remarks.  ;D

      Get well Keith, hope you're recovering mate.

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16678: Oct 23, 2018 05:55:12 pm
      You know I never hide as a rule Dmasta but have genuine excuse. Not been online since Oct 12 I think. I write from my hospital bed here in Blackpool Hospital.  Long story short I collapsed in a Blackpool Casino.

      Turns out to be Pancreatitis along with Gallstone problems. Now if you know anything about this ( I didn't ) I wouldn't wish it on the worse scouse mother f**ker you have on here  :'( I kid you not never had pain like it in my life. I'm just getting back on my feet so can do the odd post now.

      Will be going home Oct 25/26th all being well. Hopefully in 6/7 weeks time the Gallbladder will be coming out.

      Ps.. So no more sneaky scouse remarks.  ;D

      Wishing you a speedy recovery Keith.
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      Reply #16679: Oct 23, 2018 06:37:47 pm
      You know I never hide as a rule Dmasta but have genuine excuse. Not been online since Oct 12 I think. I write from my hospital bed here in Blackpool Hospital.  Long story short I collapsed in a Blackpool Casino.

      Turns out to be Pancreatitis along with Gallstone problems. Now if you know anything about this ( I didn't ) I wouldn't wish it on the worse scouse mother f**ker you have on here  :'( I kid you not never had pain like it in my life. I'm just getting back on my feet so can do the odd post now.

      Will be going home Oct 25/26th all being well. Hopefully in 6/7 weeks time the Gallbladder will be coming out.

      Ps.. So no more sneaky scouse remarks.  ;D

      Take care Keith, ynwa
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16680: Oct 23, 2018 06:41:07 pm
      You know I never hide as a rule Dmasta but have genuine excuse. Not been online since Oct 12 I think. I write from my hospital bed here in Blackpool Hospital.  Long story short I collapsed in a Blackpool Casino.

      Turns out to be Pancreatitis along with Gallstone problems. Now if you know anything about this ( I didn't ) I wouldn't wish it on the worse scouse mother f**ker you have on here  :'( I kid you not never had pain like it in my life. I'm just getting back on my feet so can do the odd post now.

      Will be going home Oct 25/26th all being well. Hopefully in 6/7 weeks time the Gallbladder will be coming out.

      Ps.. So no more sneaky scouse remarks.  ;D

      Get well soon pal.
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      Reply #16681: Oct 23, 2018 08:37:53 pm
      You know I never hide as a rule Dmasta but have genuine excuse. Not been online since Oct 12 I think. I write from my hospital bed here in Blackpool Hospital.  Long story short I collapsed in a Blackpool Casino.

      Turns out to be Pancreatitis along with Gallstone problems. Now if you know anything about this ( I didn't ) I wouldn't wish it on the worse scouse mother f**ker you have on here  :'( I kid you not never had pain like it in my life. I'm just getting back on my feet so can do the odd post now.

      Will be going home Oct 25/26th all being well. Hopefully in 6/7 weeks time the Gallbladder will be coming out.

      Ps.. So no more sneaky scouse remarks.  ;D
      Jeez mate if supporting UTD is having such a poor affect on your health you need to ditch them.
      Just don't watch the game tonight you my have a relapse .
      Get well soon
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16682: Oct 23, 2018 09:12:32 pm
      You know I never hide as a rule Dmasta but have genuine excuse. Not been online since Oct 12 I think. I write from my hospital bed here in Blackpool Hospital.  Long story short I collapsed in a Blackpool Casino.

      Turns out to be Pancreatitis along with Gallstone problems. Now if you know anything about this ( I didn't ) I wouldn't wish it on the worse scouse mother f**ker you have on here  :'( I kid you not never had pain like it in my life. I'm just getting back on my feet so can do the odd post now.

      Will be going home Oct 25/26th all being well. Hopefully in 6/7 weeks time the Gallbladder will be coming out.

      Ps.. So no more sneaky scouse remarks.  ;D

      Get well soon mate
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      Reply #16683: Oct 23, 2018 09:56:34 pm
      You know I never hide as a rule Dmasta but have genuine excuse. Not been online since Oct 12 I think. I write from my hospital bed here in Blackpool Hospital.  Long story short I collapsed in a Blackpool Casino.

      Turns out to be Pancreatitis along with Gallstone problems. Now if you know anything about this ( I didn't ) I wouldn't wish it on the worse scouse mother f**ker you have on here  :'( I kid you not never had pain like it in my life. I'm just getting back on my feet so can do the odd post now.

      Will be going home Oct 25/26th all being well. Hopefully in 6/7 weeks time the Gallbladder will be coming out.

      Ps.. So no more sneaky scouse remarks.  ;D

      Jeez, Get well soon Keith..
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      Reply #16684: Oct 23, 2018 10:15:49 pm
      out to be Pancreatitis along with Gallstone problems. Now if you know anything about this ( I didn't ) I wouldn't wish it on the worse scouse mother f**ker you have on here   I kid you not never had pain like it in my life. I'm just getting

      Sad to hear that, hope for a full recovery mate!
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      Reply #16685: Oct 23, 2018 11:05:08 pm
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      Reply #16686: Oct 24, 2018 11:16:14 pm
      I can't wait until we play the scum ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16687: Oct 25, 2018 10:33:38 am
      If Keith is reading this we are trying to get Jose to come and visit you in Hospital he needs cheering up.
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      Reply #16688: Oct 25, 2018 11:38:36 am
      If Keith is reading this we are trying to get Jose to come and visit you in Hospital he needs cheering up.

      I'm going home later today so he can pop round for a brew  :lmao:
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      Reply #16689: Oct 25, 2018 12:18:36 pm
      I'm going home later today so he can pop round for a brew  :lmao:

      Only just seen this mate, hope you're over the worst and back to your best.
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      Reply #16690: Oct 25, 2018 12:34:24 pm
      Keith all the best.  Get well soon!
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      Reply #16691: Oct 25, 2018 01:25:23 pm
      I'm going home later today so he can pop round for a brew  :lmao:

      Stay away from the United games.. 😂
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      Reply #16692: Oct 25, 2018 02:00:41 pm
      I'm going home later today so he can pop round for a brew  :lmao:

      show him your calendar with the date on I am convinced he still thinks it 2007
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16693: Oct 25, 2018 07:32:18 pm
      Get well Keith, hope you’re on the mend, watching the mancs too often is obviously bad for your health!
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      Reply #16694: Oct 25, 2018 08:01:54 pm
      You know I never hide as a rule Dmasta but have genuine excuse. Not been online since Oct 12 I think. I write from my hospital bed here in Blackpool Hospital.  Long story short I collapsed in a Blackpool Casino.

      Turns out to be Pancreatitis along with Gallstone problems. Now if you know anything about this ( I didn't ) I wouldn't wish it on the worse scouse mother f**ker you have on here  :'( I kid you not never had pain like it in my life. I'm just getting back on my feet so can do the odd post now.

      Will be going home Oct 25/26th all being well. Hopefully in 6/7 weeks time the Gallbladder will be coming out.

      Ps.. So no more sneaky scouse remarks.  ;D

      Crikey Keith! Hope all is well - take it easy and go slow. Only the best for you from now on.

      Sending you my wishes!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16695: Oct 25, 2018 10:58:01 pm
      You know I never hide as a rule Dmasta but have genuine excuse. Not been online since Oct 12 I think. I write from my hospital bed here in Blackpool Hospital.  Long story short I collapsed in a Blackpool Casino.

      Turns out to be Pancreatitis along with Gallstone problems. Now if you know anything about this ( I didn't ) I wouldn't wish it on the worse scouse mother f**ker you have on here  :'( I kid you not never had pain like it in my life. I'm just getting back on my feet so can do the odd post now.

      Will be going home Oct 25/26th all being well. Hopefully in 6/7 weeks time the Gallbladder will be coming out.

      Ps.. So no more sneaky scouse remarks.  ;D

      sh*t Keith, was so happy when I saw you not posting anymore  :D :D :D Gutted to find out this is the reason. Take care mate and don't watch any more Man U games, not good for your recovery.  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16696: Oct 26, 2018 10:09:33 am
      Just see Maureen's press conference the poor man looks ready for a breakdown. The contrast with Jürgen couldn't be starker the special one is know the depressive one even the journalists sounded depressed
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16697: Oct 27, 2018 02:51:28 pm
      You know I never hide as a rule Dmasta but have genuine excuse. Not been online since Oct 12 I think. I write from my hospital bed here in Blackpool Hospital.  Long story short I collapsed in a Blackpool Casino.

      Turns out to be Pancreatitis along with Gallstone problems. Now if you know anything about this ( I didn't ) I wouldn't wish it on the worse scouse mother f**ker you have on here  :'( I kid you not never had pain like it in my life. I'm just getting back on my feet so can do the odd post now.

      Will be going home Oct 25/26th all being well. Hopefully in 6/7 weeks time the Gallbladder will be coming out.

      Ps.. So no more sneaky scouse remarks.  ;D
      Only just seen this Keith,all piss taking aside hope your on the mend & taking it easy.

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