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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Billy1
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16900: Oct 28, 2018 08:55:34 pm
      You will feel so much better when they take the gall bladder out.I know what you are going through as I had mine removed about 25 years ago.Before that the pain used to be excruciating.The operation is a lot easier these days so take it easy Keith.
      Keith Singleton
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16901: Oct 28, 2018 09:09:51 pm
      You will feel so much better when they take the gall bladder out.I know what you are going through as I had mine removed about 25 years ago.Before that the pain used to be excruciating.The operation is a lot easier these days so take it easy Keith.

      Thanks Billy a few people said same thing when Gall bladder comes out. Lost 20lb in weight so far but not complaining about that.  ;D
      PurpleMonkey
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16902: Oct 28, 2018 09:20:05 pm
      Thanks Billy a few people said same thing when Gall bladder comes out. Lost 20lb in weight so far but not complaining about that.  ;D

      With you being so close to death, has that changed your perspective on life and how you see things? Time for a more optimistic approach in life and ditch Utd? Come join us and be less miserable, life is too short, my friend! :)

      Btw, glad you are okay!!!
      Keith Singleton
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      Reply #16903: Oct 28, 2018 09:23:30 pm
      With you being so close to death, has that changed your perspective on life and how you see things? Time for a more optimistic approach in life and ditch Utd? Come join us and be less miserable, life is too short, my friend! :)

      Btw, glad you are okay!!!

      As you guys say! Once a red! Always a red.  ;D
      heimdall
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16904: Oct 29, 2018 01:04:40 pm
      As you guys say! Once a red! Always a red.  ;D

      ah but its the shade of red that counts Keith ;-)

      Felt a bit sorry for those young Thai footballers who after escaping from the cave then met up with Maureen, Yikes talking about going from the frying pan into the fire! ;-)
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16905: Nov 03, 2018 02:26:02 pm
      Idiot Bournemouth deserves to go down, conceded in extra time.
      althebest1
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16906: Nov 03, 2018 02:42:38 pm
      Well, Bournemouth didn't deserve to lose there! A draw would have been justice. However, on the bright side if UTD keep playing like that they are dead in the water this season.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16907: Nov 08, 2018 09:52:39 pm
      Thought they had a cracking result last  night after Juventus decided they had actually won the game after Ronaldo scored.
      So after a significant win at an incredibly difficult ground why did Maureen have to spoil it and take the headlines away from the teams performance by acting like a pure tw*t once again has he lost the plot
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      Reply #16908: Nov 08, 2018 10:12:16 pm
      Thought they had a cracking result last  night after Juventus decided they had actually won the game after Ronaldo scored.
      So after a significant win at an incredibly difficult ground why did Maureen have to spoil it and take the headlines away from the teams performance by acting like a pure tw*t once again has he lost the plot


      He is not acting like a tw*t,
      Keith Singleton
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      Reply #16909: Nov 09, 2018 08:14:56 am
      Thought they had a cracking result last  night after Juventus decided they had actually won the game after Ronaldo scored.
      So after a significant win at an incredibly difficult ground why did Maureen have to spoil it and take the headlines away from the teams performance by acting like a pure tw*t once again has he lost the plot

      I cringed when he did it.  :-[ There's just no need for it.  :mad:
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      Reply #16910: Nov 09, 2018 09:55:02 am
      I cringed when he did it.  :-[ There's just no need for it.  :mad:

      it was the players night and he just robbed them of the headlines he is a strange man
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16911: Nov 09, 2018 09:56:51 am

      I know what your saying but even for him it was a twattish thing to do on a day the FA have a pop at him he does this.
      « Last Edit: Nov 09, 2018 10:01:21 am by waltonl4 »
      Shabs
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16912: Nov 09, 2018 10:22:51 am
      Wanted to kill the Chelsea assistant for celebrating in front of him & then goes and raises his hand to ear to the Juve supporters..

      Man has zero class..

      Glad we swerved the c**t & appointed Rafa..
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16913: Nov 09, 2018 11:26:15 am
      I cringed when he did it.  :-[ There's just no need for it.  :mad:

      He is a narcissist, he can't help it, its all about him, God I feel sorry for his family, he must be such an enormous c**t to live with.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16914: Nov 09, 2018 02:31:25 pm
      There's been a blast from the past lately. :'(

      Last minute goal this week.
      Last minute goal last week.
      Last minute goal last month.

      All one goal wins from behind that the media love. When we win by one goal, we're "struggling", "not playing well", and "can't keep getting away with it".
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16915: Nov 10, 2018 01:14:06 pm
      He is a narcissist, he can't help it, its all about him, God I feel sorry for his family, he must be such an enormous c**t to live with.

      He still lives at The Lowry Hotel in Madchester.

      So next Scum drama :  Mr Sanchez wants away (Surprise Surprise )  to coin a headline from The Times today 10/11/18 hes

                                                                          Lonely Bored and Ignored.

      Doesn't like the North West apparently. That was the excuse he or his wife gave when he ducked out of being Luis' replacement and went to the Arse. 
      Seems like she has bought all the handbags Manchester can offer then?
      He fancies PSG next.
      Mercenary Sanchez should accept the fact that he is a has been. He doesn't have it any more and he is just trying to squeeze what he can out of a fading career.


      Keith:
      What the f**k mate?  Cheer up and get better soon.
      Never thought I would wish a Manc well.



      Thinks...
      Better get my meds now!
      « Last Edit: Nov 10, 2018 01:18:12 pm by MIRO »
      Keith Singleton
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16916: Nov 10, 2018 01:51:44 pm


      Keith:
      What the f**k mate?  Cheer up and get better soon.
      Never thought I would wish a Manc well.



      Thinks...
      Better get my meds now!

      That's coz dispite our rivalry you have a heart.   ;) Nothing wrong with that mate and very much appreciated. Thank you.
      waltonl4
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      Reply #16917: Nov 10, 2018 01:59:28 pm
      That's coz dispite our rivalry you have a heart.   ;) Nothing wrong with that mate and very much appreciated. Thank you.

      we only want you fit and strong enough to take the punishment we can dish out.

      Who is Sanchez going to go to with his £15mil a year whoever sanctioned that at UTD needs castrating if infact the equipment is there to remove in the first place.
      Any predictions for tomorrow its either going to be a 5 or 6 goal win for City or a 0-0 bore draw.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16918: Nov 10, 2018 04:19:39 pm

      Any predictions for tomorrow its either going to be a 5 or 6 goal win for City or a 0-0 bore draw.

      3-0  :(
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16919: Nov 11, 2018 04:21:50 pm
      WE will give you a shout when its over so you can get out from behind the sofa
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16920: Nov 11, 2018 05:26:52 pm

      Manchester derby is not the biggest match for City anymore which must really hurt United fans. For City it's Liverpool they get pumped for!

      https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/45115726          16.57.

      On a TV programme this week a Utd supporter said that we were still the big game for them and not City.


      We're popular then !
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      Reply #16921: Nov 11, 2018 05:38:27 pm
      Manchester derby is not the biggest match for City anymore which must really hurt United fans. For City it's Liverpool they get pumped for!


      https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/45115726          16.57.

      On a TV programme this week a Utd supporter said that we were still the big game for them and not City.


      We're popular then !
      it's because we're between City and United in quality. City are better but United worse. City are only slightly better and we can still win the league.
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      Reply #16922: Nov 11, 2018 05:41:36 pm
      Matic, Felleini and Herrera as your midfield three in a derby.

      Kinell.
      Ribapuru
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16923: Nov 11, 2018 05:46:33 pm
      Matic, Felleini and Herrera as your midfield three in a derby.

      Kinell.
      to be fair, it's not that bad.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16924: Nov 11, 2018 06:32:53 pm
      Well, they're beaten again today by their noisy neighbors. Well beaten and they defended with almost 8 players behind the ball for probably 80% of the time and still got beaten 3-1. That maureen for you MU fans. The great decline of the chosen one.

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