The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Maureen sucks the life out of anything good and having won last night in the last minute to qualify he then talks only about his success.
What a horrible little scroat.

His antics referring too himself appear to have gone worse since joining United.    His latest statement saying he's  been in CL 14 times and reaching the final stages 14 times did have me running for 

His antics referring too himself appear to have gone worse since joining United.    His latest statement saying he's  been in CL 14 times and reaching the final stages 14 times did have me running for 

In all seriousness how does it make you feel as a fan when your manager is constantly referring to me me me rather than the team you love and support?

In all seriousness how does it make you feel as a fan when your manager is constantly referring to me me me rather than the team you love and support?

I think this answered  it   

I think this answered  it   

Don't worry, Jose won't be there a lot longer. Harry Redknapp or Fat Sam to take over?

His antics referring too himself appear to have gone worse since joining United.    His latest statement saying he's  been in CL 14 times and reaching the final stages 14 times did have me running for 

and yet I have never seen him kick a ball it must piss off the players when they get slagged off after a defeat and he takes all the credit when they win.

So Sanchez is out ..... injured long term.

Were United sold a pup?

Interesting article I read recently about us selling on Torres .... think it was by Jamie Carragher .... about the fact he was suffering niggling injuries and everyone could see it at Melwood.   So £50 mill was a good price and at the Chavs ... Torres  was never the same player again.

What did Pep know? 
Was it gamesmanship to let United "gazump" them for Sanchez?

I know looking back now that we dodged a bullet when we were selling Luis and Sanchez did not complete the move intended for us.

His half a million squid a week will be fully insured.

If he wasn't the player everything thought he was ..... like Owen has now revealed about his own hamstring injuries.... Sanchez certainly won't be the same again after this injury.

Another fine financial mess by the Utd Board and Jose M.

An expensive mistake fit for the scrapheap.

 

Gotta laugh.

So Sanchez is out ..... injured long term.

Were United sold a pup?

Interesting article I read recently about us selling on Torres .... think it was by Jamie Carragher .... about the fact he was suffering niggling injuries and everyone could see it at Melwood.   So £50 mill was a good price and at the Chavs ... Torres  was never the same player again.

What did Pep know? 
Was it gamesmanship to let United "gazump" them for Sanchez?

I know looking back now that we dodged a bullet when we were selling Luis and Sanchez did not complete the move intended for us.

His half a million squid a week will be fully insured.

If he wasn't the player everything thought he was ..... like Owen has now revealed about his own hamstring injuries.... Sanchez certainly won't be the same again after this injury.

Another fine financial mess by the Utd Board and Jose M.

An expensive mistake fit for the scrapheap.

 

Gotta laugh.

Just brightened my day no end mate.

Saints 2-0 up … long way to go, but that's a quick start from them ...

Saints 2-0 up … long way to go, but that's a quick start from them ...

No laughing till the final whistle, these cnuts have pulled too many rabbits out this season already.

No laughing till the final whistle, these cnuts have pulled too many rabbits out this season already.

See what I mean?

It's still pretty laughable to have been 2-0 down to Southampton, regardless of the result.

This will not go down well for Mourinho.

'Visitors stage superb comeback' from the Salford based, Manc obsessed fanzine BBC Sport. Because it's just like they've gone away to the Nou Camp and shown Messi and co what they're all about haven't they?

It's still pretty laughable to have been 2-0 down to Southampton, regardless of the result.

This will not go down well for Mourinho.

You ruined it, Jose looks good now because the mentality to put things right before HT is what they'll go with.

You ruined it, Jose looks good now because the mentality to put things right before HT is what they'll go with.

Me? No. I made that comment at HT.

I hardly think the Utd fans will look positively at how Mourinho managed to come back against this lot.

Hughes not figured out a way to throw this game yet?

another incredible display by UTD don't tell me the players aren't doing everything they can to get Maureen sacked.
the lack of concentration in players like Pogba is just weird he simply doesn't want to be on that pitch with that shirt on.
Happy Days

'I think Mourinho wants the sack'

Former England striker Chris Sutton says Mourinho is acting like he wants to be sacked.

"Mourinho does more point-scoring off the pitch than his team does on it," Sutton said on BBC Radio 5 live.

"It's not a happy camp, this started in pre-season. They finished second last season, look where they are now.
What's going to happen in January?
Can he be trusted with a pot of money in January? This is a United team that is falling at an alarming rate.

"I think he wants the sack. why would you behave in that manner?

"His signings have been a disaster and he wants more money.
How can they trust him with the performances the way they have been?
What is good about United this season?
And it all comes from the manager, who is blaming everyone else."

Of course he does.

He did this at Chelsea.... completely  imploded so they sacked him and Utd "acquired" him without compensation. He was already penciled in when Van Gaal was there.

He told Italian media a few months ago in a boast that Utd "couldnt afford to sack him".

Mourinho is just taking the piss out of everyone, as well as getting cuts out of the agents fees for the ridiculous prices being paid by the Board. Perhaps they have seen the light with him and that is why they refused any more purchases this summer ... which meant he didn't line his own pockets anymore.

He has been sussed.
The economics mean that he probably has till season's end for Utd to fail for a CL place.

That already is looking nailed on for Us , City and two of the three London clubs.





https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46437279

It would be a scandal if united sacked Jose.. got to give the man a chance to turn it upside down further.. 😁

His latest outburst is that everyone improved but UTD that's because they have the same manager as last season

Think they are going to get badly beaten tonight

Think they are going to get badly beaten tonight

If Arsenal play like they did against Spurs they will beat them but don't underestimate Maureens ability to park a bus carrying 11 passengers even at home he has no shame or credibility left

Love a draw but think Arsenal will be too strong

Best keeper in the world with a howler there.