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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Dadorious
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17250: Feb 14, 2019 07:34:16 pm
      Would probably have gotten on the pitch more often than the Croatian cart horse though

      Possibly under Kenny.

      Not under Klopp as he regards the Croatian cart horse as you label him world class unfortunately for you.
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      Reply #17251: Feb 14, 2019 07:40:14 pm
      Possibly under Kenny.

      Not under Klopp as he regards the Croatian cart horse as you label him world class unfortunately for you.

      Hardly

      He laughed when told Lovren called himself world class

      Don't blame him
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      Reply #17252: Feb 14, 2019 09:04:02 pm
      19mill to get rid of Moaninho, that is a LOT of moolah. You'd need to want shot of him pretty bad to pay that much.
      F***ing tosspot - does a sh*te job - moans his head off for months - blames everyone but himself for poor results - then swans off with a truckload of cash.
      Why not arrest him for fraud instead !!
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      Reply #17253: Feb 14, 2019 10:21:30 pm
      19mill to get rid of Moaninho, that is a LOT of moolah. You'd need to want shot of him pretty bad to pay that much.
      F***ing tosspot - does a sh*te job - moans his head off for months - blames everyone but himself for poor results - then swans off with a truckload of cash.
      Why not arrest him for fraud instead !!


      That does include 6 of his back room staff yet still record revenue of £206 million for the quarter so not to shabby really  :D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17254: Feb 14, 2019 10:28:34 pm
      still record revenue of £206 million for the quarter so not to shabby really  :D

      How much of that goes towards servicing the loans?..
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17255: Feb 14, 2019 10:32:20 pm
      19mill to get rid of Moaninho, that is a LOT of moolah. You'd need to want shot of him pretty bad to pay that much.
      F***ing tosspot - does a sh*te job - moans his head off for months - blames everyone but himself for poor results - then swans off with a truckload of cash.
      Why not arrest him for fraud instead !!


      Cheaper than losing Pogba and Martial and then trying to replace them.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17256: Feb 14, 2019 11:01:15 pm
      How much of that goes towards servicing the loans?..

      Good question, don't know the answer.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17257: Feb 14, 2019 11:04:41 pm
      19mill to get rid of Moaninho, that is a LOT of moolah. You'd need to want shot of him pretty bad to pay that much.
      F***ing tosspot - does a sh*te job - moans his head off for months - blames everyone but himself for poor results - then swans off with a truckload of cash.
      Why not arrest him for fraud instead !!


      Why not arrest ....
      Ahem .   Tax fraud case last week.  How much did he pay?

      ........................ ........................ .....

      As for Keith saying we would have Coutinho and Sterling back we've done very well without either of them.

      TBH Gareth "The Waistcoat" Southgate kept playing the latter up front with Kane during the World Cup when even as an oustsider and I hate to say it .......I was dying for Rashford to come on ...... one of yours.

      Sterling just kept missing .... running out of road ... and ended up as a total fail.

      Coutinho .... had no class .... desperate to leave and wasnt backward in showing it.
      Shaq can take a decent kick.

      Bottom line is Coutinho paid for Allison and Virgil. 

      What I would call a 10+  for the price of 1.
      « Last Edit: Feb 14, 2019 11:13:19 pm by MIRO »
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17258: Feb 15, 2019 03:34:21 am
      Hardly

      He laughed when told Lovren called himself world class

      Don't blame him

      Nah you can google it.

      He gave him the armband a few times.

      Wrong thread but you can’t argue that Kenny didn’t have a penchant for signing British players only (google it).

      Andy Carroll , Stewart Downing, and Charlie Adam typical cart  and plough horses.
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      Reply #17259: Feb 15, 2019 07:23:06 am
      Nah you can google it.

      He gave him the armband a few times.

      Wrong thread but you can’t argue that Kenny didn’t have a penchant for signing British players only (google it).

      Andy Carroll , Stewart Downing, and Charlie Adam typical cart  and plough horses.

      Google What? I remember him laughing when He was told what Lovren said.
      He laughed and said may be he should wait for other people to say that

      Klopp has also stated he doesn't get the fuss around the armband. He gave it Mignolet

      Hey Dado if you think Lovren is world class sound 👍
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      Reply #17260: Feb 15, 2019 08:57:54 am


      As for Keith saying we would have Coutinho and Sterling back we've done very well without either of them.



      Coutinho .... had no class .... desperate to leave and wasnt backward in showing it.
      Shaq can take a decent kick.

      Bottom line is Coutinho paid for Allison and Virgil. 

      What I would call a 10+  for the price of 1.

      I didn't say we MIRO. I said some  ;D
      I thought losing Coutinho was a backward more but like you say getting VVD & Allison defo a +10
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17261: Feb 15, 2019 10:23:30 am
      Google What? I remember him laughing when He was told what Lovren said.
      He laughed and said may be he should wait for other people to say that

      Klopp has also stated he doesn't get the fuss around the armband. He gave it Mignolet

      Hey Dado if you think Lovren is world class sound 👍

      Asked if he agreed with Lovren, Klopp said: "Yes. It would be better if somebody else would say that and not Dejan! But actually he’s right.“

      Just did it for ya.

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      Reply #17262: Feb 15, 2019 10:30:18 am
      Asked if he agreed with Lovren, Klopp said: "Yes. It would be better if somebody else would say that and not Dejan! But actually he’s right.“

      Just did it for ya.

      Yeah yeah and he pissed himself

      What would you want him to say?
      Nah he's not like

      I'll read what I like with his reaction you go with false platitudes if you like

      Anyway..  What about you? Do you think Lovren is world class?
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      Reply #17263: Feb 15, 2019 11:43:52 am


      Anyway..  What about you? Do you think Lovren is world class?

      Who me  :f_whistle: :f_whistle:
      He's a liability and reminds me of Fellaini, he was sh*te too. Self praise is no praise  when assessing your own ability.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17264: Feb 15, 2019 11:47:01 am
      anyone who has Phil jones in their team and then gives him a new contract loses the right to comment on any player.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17265: Feb 15, 2019 02:45:20 pm
      Lingard & Martial out for the Chelsea & Liverpool matches. Bang goes our chances with our attacking formation. You'll be laughing at us mancs now.  :f_wah:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17266: Feb 15, 2019 02:50:43 pm
      Man United, the city of Manchester's Everton nowadays.
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      Reply #17267: Feb 15, 2019 02:56:58 pm
      Lingard & Martial out for the Chelsea & Liverpool matches. Bang goes our chances with our attacking formation. You'll be laughing at us mancs now.  :f_wah:

      I think Mancs will 99.9% beat us with a 00.1% chance of getting a draw with or without Lingard & Martial. You guys are currently the best team in the PL, I fear you guys :(
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      Reply #17268: Feb 15, 2019 03:00:21 pm
      I think Mancs will 99.9% beat us with a 00.1% chance of getting a draw with or without Lingard & Martial. You guys are currently the best team in the PL, I fear you guys :(

      WTF is this.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17269: Feb 15, 2019 03:03:12 pm
      Actually think we have a chance but would be more than happy with a draw. Sarri could be on way out summer the way things are going, Can't see Hazard staying either. Its are only chance of silverware so the lads will be up for it. Forunately Pogba can play so thats a bonus for us. Been a hard draw for United so far, so much for the conspiracy theories were as we get good draws. Must of got mixed up with the noisy neighbors  ;D ;D ;D

      You guys have had some tough draws I agree, but not quite the same as Chelsea and Wolves in the first round of League and FA Cup respectively!!
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      Reply #17270: Feb 15, 2019 03:03:23 pm
      I think Mancs will 99.9% beat us with a 00.1% chance of getting a draw with or without Lingard & Martial. You guys are currently the best team in the PL, I fear you guys :(

      You must be manc in disguised PM  :D We're the form guys on stats but that mean nothing in Derby games. Best I can see is a draw now.  :-\
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      Reply #17271: Feb 15, 2019 03:11:12 pm
      I think Mancs will 99.9% beat us with a 00.1% chance of getting a draw with or without Lingard & Martial. You guys are currently the best team in the PL, I fear you guys :(

      Positive thoughts, positive thoughts!! Good grief, give your head a wobble will you. So even with 2 of their key attackers out injured you still only give us 0.1% chance of getting a draw!!! WOW
      You sir are either a WUM or mentally deficient!

      I'm not saying it will be an easy game, never is at Old Trafford, but that is a big boost to us(Lingard and Martial out), to be honest after the display against PSG, I fancied us even if they had their best team available.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17272: Feb 15, 2019 03:14:23 pm
      You must be manc in disguised PM  :D We're the form guys on stats but that mean nothing in Derby games. Best I can see is a draw now.  :-\

      Does Ole know how to park a bus? He never showed it at Molde, he is a very attack minded coach which is fine whilst you have attackers.
      So if Lingard and Martial are out then I guess we still have to contend with Rashford, Lukaku and Sanchez in attack, but the last 2 seem to be in terrible form at the moment although Rashford is always a danger.

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