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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Keith Singleton
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17756: Jul 01, 2019 11:26:14 pm
      Admittedly you’ve obviously seen him play a lot more than I have, just every time I’ve seen him play since he essentially became the main focal point in attack under Ole, he looks like he’s trying to do it all on his own, looks like he’s sulking if he doesn’t get the ball and almost as if he thinks it’s a given right to be the main man. He was pretty much trying to hold the club to ransom over his contract too wasn’t he?

      Also am I right in saying there was once talk about José not playing him due to attitude?

      One things for sure though, if I was you, I’d hope that 250k is to never take a freekick again :D

      He did say he was a little frustated as not playing many games under Mourhino. I could go along with the sulking as you call it buts he's a manc through and through. Couldn't see him wanting to play at under club whilst so young. Besides, he couldn't go a day without seeing his best mate Lingard as they're literally inseparable   ;D

      I've never thought he held us to ransom at any point. However, footballers are greedy cu*ts these days so wouldn't rule it out.

      Not heard any rumours  that Mourhino dropped him due his attitude, I thought that was only the French footballers as a rule   :D

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      Reply #17757: Jul 02, 2019 09:41:55 am
      He did say he was a little frustated as not playing many games under Mourhino. I could go along with the sulking as you call it buts he's a manc through and through.

      Erm, you say that as if it's a good thing?...

       ;D
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      Reply #17758: Jul 02, 2019 09:59:41 am
      Erm, you say that as if it's a good thing?...

       ;D

       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Reply #17759: Jul 08, 2019 10:54:54 pm
      just enjoyed the highlights of the 96 game against Newcastle a 5-0 hammering and it could have been more. Each time I see Neville play (and that isn't that often0 I get the feeling he has been stealing a living from football because again he was F***ing useless in this game
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      Reply #17760: Jul 11, 2019 09:48:54 am
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      Reply #17761: Jul 11, 2019 06:41:13 pm

      Hahaha we're gonna be proper unbearable tw*ts when the season kicks off!!
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      Reply #17762: Jul 11, 2019 06:52:55 pm
      oh that's just perfect.
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      Reply #17763: Jul 15, 2019 08:21:01 pm
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      Reply #17764: Jul 16, 2019 06:07:31 pm

      Christ if he's worth £80 million you know the end is nigh.
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      Reply #17765: Jul 17, 2019 10:13:39 pm
      Christ if he's worth £80 million you know the end is nigh.

      He isn't, 40 at best, the usual price hike for a brit.
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      Reply #17766: Jul 18, 2019 08:08:04 pm
      He isn't, 40 at best, the usual price hike for a brit.

      Hahaha I wouldn't even rate him at £40 million. He's a F***ing yard dog!
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      Reply #17767: Jul 19, 2019 11:06:20 am
      I think UTD are going the right way lets just applaud their efforts and enjoy.
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      Reply #17768: Aug 02, 2019 05:44:16 pm
      Brendan's had the kecks off Utd getting £80 million for Maguire.
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      Reply #17769: Aug 03, 2019 01:19:06 am
      He isn't, 40 at best, the usual price hike for a brit.

      ;D! I don't know why? But it just reminds me of a time, I was bored and watching England play before a major international tournament a friendly.  And the pundits giving it the usual hype about England and one come out with that England are as good as Holland.  Then started saying Adam Johnson is our very own Aryan Roben, me and my brother were just in stitches.   There are probably deluded people comparing Maguire  right now with VVD.
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      Reply #17770: Aug 03, 2019 10:46:37 pm
      ;D! I don't know why? But it just reminds me of a time, I was bored and watching England play before a major international tournament a friendly.  And the pundits giving it the usual hype about England and one come out with that England are as good as Holland.  Then started saying Adam Johnson is our very own Aryan Roben, me and my brother were just in stitches.   There are probably deluded people comparing Maguire  right now with VVD.

      United looked dire today.
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      Reply #17771: Aug 04, 2019 01:49:41 pm
      80mill for a glorified Phil Jones, 50mill for AWB who gets motion sickness crossing the halfway line and 20mill for a sprinter. I’m not even remotely concerned, they all seem like panic buys where each team has rinsed them for every penny. Kind of reminds me of our signings before Klopp took over - paying over the odds and hoping for the best...Carroll, Lallana, Markovic etc etc.
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      Reply #17772: Aug 04, 2019 09:34:46 pm
      Apparently they have pulled the plug on the Dybala deal due to his lack of interest.

      Sounds very much like the girl you thought you were dating after going for coffee once, really doesn’t see you as anything more than friends and announcing the ‘break up’ to save face after you’ve told all your mates about her :D
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      Reply #17773: Aug 05, 2019 01:26:49 pm
      80M for slab head.

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      Reply #17774: Aug 05, 2019 05:33:55 pm
      Could have signed Ake, Koulibaly and many others for less or a similar fee, far better players than this glorified Phil Jones.

      It’s an insult to Virgil that Maguire costs more than him now.

      Panic buy, written all over it.
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      Reply #17775: Aug 05, 2019 06:54:39 pm
      Could have signed Ake, Koulibaly and many others for less or a similar fee, far better players than this glorified Phil Jones.

      It’s an insult to Virgil that Maguire costs more than him now.

      Panic buy, written all over it.

      Haha will slot in seamlessly with the other none-achievers.
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      Reply #17776: Aug 05, 2019 09:35:15 pm
      So the glorified Phil Jones cost basically the same as Virgil, Trent, Matip, Robbo and Gomez combined.

      Wow.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17777: Aug 05, 2019 10:47:05 pm
      Hey Keith has been quiet on these boards of late!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17778: Aug 07, 2019 03:43:34 pm
      And now apparently Erikson has told the mancs to do one :D

      Reminds me of "The Chosen One" summer this does, what’s the odds of them re-signing Fellaini :D

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