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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18239: Jan 23, 2020 10:02:16 am
      Long may Ole reign !
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      Reply #18240: Jan 23, 2020 10:08:41 am
      Recruitment is sh*te and they've got rid of the big earners and apparently they've introduced a cap on wages because of the drop in revenue from no champions league, they're literally a ship with nobody at the wheel.

      Just seen a tweet on sky sports news from one of them saying 'get bruno and cavani in and I'll be satisfied', the problem with that is players want to leave, not come.

      Cavani FFS  :lmao:

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18241: Jan 23, 2020 10:14:45 am
      Oh Ole please manage that Manure as long as whiskey nose.
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      Reply #18242: Jan 23, 2020 10:45:07 am
      The managed decline of Unarted is solely down to a lack of commitment from the Glazer siblings who are not as comfortable with the huge "manageable" debt the club carries as their late father was.
      Possibly the uncertainty surrounding the exit of Ferguson and subsequent failed replacements is contributing to the owner's increasing lack of confidence and unwillingness to lash silly money at the club.
      Similar to our own quandary pre-Klopp.
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      Reply #18243: Jan 23, 2020 10:47:56 am
      Poor Utd, could it get any worse for them?

      I F***ing hope so! hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahah!
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      Reply #18244: Jan 23, 2020 10:50:20 am
      F***ing Burnley, you cu*ts, you gonna get Ole sacked tonight!!  :mad: :mad: :mad:


       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

      Why can't you be right for once  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Reply #18245: Jan 23, 2020 04:49:02 pm
      haha what I love about this (apart from all of their woes and our contrasting fortunes) is they are in a bind of a situation having spunked so much money and gone through that many managers and yet ended up with a manager who, like special and chosen ones before him, is writing their name into the history books of humiliating defeats with a Europa League level squad. Now what do they do? Sack their ‘club legend’ boy George lookalike and spunk some more money?
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      Reply #18246: Jan 23, 2020 05:13:16 pm
      haha what I love about this (apart from all of their woes and our contrasting fortunes) is they are in a bind of a situation having spunked so much money and gone through that many managers and yet ended up with a manager who, like special and chosen ones before him, is writing their name into the history books of humiliating defeats with a Europa League level squad. Now what do they do? Sack their ‘club legend’ boy George lookalike and spunk some more money?

      As well as rebuilding the squad they have to find a manager qualified to undertake the gargantuan task.
      More challenging is identifying a suitable candidate willing to risk his credibility and reputation bringing the club back from the depths.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18247: Jan 23, 2020 05:35:57 pm
      Saw some idiot United fan on Twitter last night demanding they spend "whatever it costs" on Bruno Fernandes & Koulibaly before the window shuts next week.

      These people never learn do they?

      Probably the same idiot who reckoned if they had Fernandes and Haaland in their team last Sunday they would have won.
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      Reply #18248: Jan 23, 2020 06:09:40 pm
      Ole is like a rabbit in the headlines these days when he has to face the press. I almost feel sorry for him, taking the heat for the rot which goes a lot deeper than him.

      But I can only hope the powers that be at Castle Greyskull can’t see the rot!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18249: Jan 23, 2020 06:34:20 pm
      Ole is like a rabbit in the headlines these days when he has to face the press. I almost feel sorry for him, taking the heat for the rot which goes a lot deeper than him.

      But I can only hope the powers that be at Castle Greyskull can’t see the rot!

      They can see it but nobody has a Scooby what to do about it, when I say "they" that goes to the very top where the Glazers aren't prepared to buy a solution.
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      Reply #18250: Jan 23, 2020 07:15:31 pm
      It is hilarious but it is an interesting club to think about where you would start with it.

      So many issues it's hard to know where to begin. Theres parallels with how we were when we sacked BR. Poor players, confused structure resulting in a mish mash of players favouring a mish mash of different styles.

      I put it more closer to how we were under Hodgson, yes man in charge not rocking the boat.

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      Reply #18251: Jan 23, 2020 07:39:56 pm
      Probably the same idiot who reckoned if they had Fernandes and Haaland in their team last Sunday they would have won.
      Was that on top of their starting 11? To be fair with 13 players on the pitch, they might have given us a game.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18252: Jan 23, 2020 07:42:58 pm
      Joel Glazer has said Bruno Fernandes is not worth the money.
      United co-chairman Joel Glazer, who signs off transfers, simply believes the structure of the Bruno Fernandes deal is not right and the player is not worth what is being asked.

      In other news...

      Manchester United 'line up sensational loan swoop for former striker Carlos Tevez' as they seek replacement for injured Marcus Rashford
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      Reply #18253: Jan 23, 2020 07:46:23 pm
      Joel Glazer has said Bruno Fernandes is not worth the money.
      United co-chairman Joel Glazer, who signs off transfers, simply believes the structure of the Bruno Fernandes deal is not right and the player is not worth what is being asked.


      Cue more Green & Gold scarf protests and songs about building bonfires.


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      Reply #18254: Jan 23, 2020 07:52:13 pm
      They're imploding on Twitter.


      Cue more Green & Gold scarf protests and songs about building bonfires.




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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18255: Jan 24, 2020 12:31:15 pm
      Joel Glazer has said Bruno Fernandes is not worth the money.
      United co-chairman Joel Glazer, who signs off transfers, simply believes the structure of the Bruno Fernandes deal is not right and the player is not worth what is being asked.

      In other news...

      Manchester United 'line up sensational loan swoop for former striker Carlos Tevez' as they seek replacement for injured Marcus Rashford


      Haha Rio isn’t having a good time of it is he. The speech about Ole a year ago has really come back and ruined him, his embarrassing rant the other night and he done that Tweet a few weeks ago making it sound as if they had signed Fernandes.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18256: Jan 24, 2020 05:35:46 pm
      This thread should be locked till we are back  :f_tongueincheek: :f_tongueincheek: :f_tongueincheek: :f_tongueincheek:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18257: Jan 24, 2020 05:41:24 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18258: Jan 24, 2020 09:56:48 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18259: Jan 24, 2020 10:26:09 pm

      Emery was hell bent on comparing his side with Klopp too. That didn’t turn out well either.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18260: Jan 24, 2020 10:40:14 pm
      This thread should be locked till we are back  :f_tongueincheek: :f_tongueincheek: :f_tongueincheek: :f_tongueincheek:
      🤣it’s pay back time Keith I’m sure you can take it , my best mate is a Manc  , we’re on the piss next weekend it’s gonna be great fun giving some of the sh*t back I’ve taken off him while u lot been keeping our perch warm for us
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18261: Jan 25, 2020 01:27:56 am
      This thread should be locked till we are back  :f_tongueincheek: :f_tongueincheek: :f_tongueincheek: :f_tongueincheek:

      Ole should be locked in Old Trafford in case he runs away, ha ha. 

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