The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Mark Bosnich says Igahlo can have the same impact for the Mancs as the signing of Cantona did.
You can only assume he’s back on the Columbian marching powder again!!

Obviously  clueless 

Mark Bosnich says Igahlo can have the same impact for the Mancs as the signing of Cantona did.
You can only assume he’s back on the Columbian marching powder again!!

The same impact as one of the most iconic Man Utd players of modern history, WOW he's either a fuckwit or on the wind up.

The same impact as one of the most iconic Man Utd players of modern history, WOW he's either a fuckwit or on the wind up.

The same impact as one of the most overrated up his own arse pricks every to don the shirt they mean!

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-51420844,i mean i find this hard to believe a national newspaper doing stuff like this  And of course it's complete shithead behaviour going to the sun and tipping em off.

You're F***ing finished you manc tw*ts.

Viva ed Woodward

Scruffy inbred mongrel cu*ts

You're f**king finished you manc tw*ts.

Viva ed Woodward

Scruffy inbred mongrel cu*ts

 

Quick check at time of posting...ah makes sense then!

 

Quick check at time of posting...ah makes sense then!

No recollection of posting this whatsoever!

No recollection of posting this whatsoever!

 

You're F***ing finished you manc tw*ts.

Viva ed Woodward

Scruffy inbred mongrel cu*ts

burn his house down and show the daft tw*ts how to do the job

Wrong Manc thread.

Wrong Manc thread my Australian friend.

Wrong Manc thread my Australian friend.

oh sh*t, u right..still stoned...fixing now thanks Bud.

The notification of the Official mancs Can't Win The League Day has arrived, for the magnificent 7th Year running.

41 Points Behind
13 Games Left

As usual, our sincere thanks to the following clubs who have all contributed to keep the trophy well away from the toilet once again, and as a bonus, also done it in record breaking time.

Arsenal
Aston Villa
Bournemouth
Burnley
Crystal Palace
Everton
Newcastle
Sheffield United
Southampton
Watford
West Ham
Wolves
and

LIVERPOOL FC

This post hereby confirms that every single day for the next 6 months, it is not possible for the mancs to win the league. At that point, the clock will be reset in the quest to make it 8 years in a row.

The notification of the Official mancs Can't Win The League Day has arrived, for the magnificent 7th Year running.

41 Points Behind
13 Games Left

As usual, our sincere thanks to the following clubs who have all contributed to keep the trophy well away from the toilet once again, and as a bonus, also done it in record breaking time.

Arsenal
Aston Villa
Bournemouth
Burnley
Crystal Palace
Everton
Newcastle
Sheffield United
Southampton
Watford
West Ham
Wolves
and

LIVERPOOL FC

This post hereby confirms that every single day for the next 6 months, it is not possible for the mancs to win the league. At that point, the clock will be reset in the quest to make it 8 years in a row.

Pure Alan Patridge

oh sh*t, u right..still stoned...fixing now thanks Bud.

You getting excited with your pictures again 

The notification of the Official mancs Can't Win The League Day has arrived, for the magnificent 7th Year running.

41 Points Behind
13 Games Left

As usual, our sincere thanks to the following clubs who have all contributed to keep the trophy well away from the toilet once again, and as a bonus, also done it in record breaking time.

Arsenal
Aston Villa
Bournemouth
Burnley
Crystal Palace
Everton
Newcastle
Sheffield United
Southampton
Watford
West Ham
Wolves
and

LIVERPOOL FC

This post hereby confirms that every single day for the next 6 months, it is not possible for the mancs to win the league. At that point, the clock will be reset in the quest to make it 8 years in a row.

As good as this is, shouldn't it have been posted after we beat Norwich?

I don't come here as often as I used to .
No fun to take the piss out of  perennial failures.

Indifference is worse than hate ... as they say.

oh sh*t, u right..still stoned...fixing now thanks Bud.

 

Oz : the place where you have to turn your joints upside down to smoke 'em.

I love this thread. I have had to suffer 2 decades of bullshit, plastic United supporters talking sh*t and the last 7 years have been glorious. They're nonstop crying and moaning about losing has been truly wonderful!  I am amazingly happy. Not just us finally returning to where we should. But, the complete 180° turn in Uniteds fortune. Their players are overpaid, they lack depth and assume they can continue signing top players just based on them being "Manchester United" and ignoring the fact top players dont want to play for a mid table club that cant make it to the Europa League. The club is in massive debt, have financial problems compounded by missing out on Champions League money, can no longer buy the top players and the good players they have will probably leave. I am sooooo happy.

So, Citeh's next league match is away against Manure, what score would we all like?

As much as I hate both teams I'll go for a Manure win because it will probably guarantee more Ole next season.

So, Citeh's next league match is away against Manure, what score would we all like?

As much as I hate both teams I'll go for a Manure win because it will probably guarantee more Ole next season.

Utd win, then all the stark-raving mad commentators can go on about Utd challenging next season

United v Wigan in the FA Youth Cup at Old Trafford. Goal scored for Wigan by Scouser, Sean McGurk

Keep a close eye on the celebration 

https://twitter.com/LouisL_89/status/1233477708975353862?s=19