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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18653: Aug 16, 2020 10:54:48 pm
      Three semi's lost in a season must be some kind of record! :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18654: Aug 16, 2020 10:55:25 pm

      Now that's bait if ever I saw it!!
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      Reply #18655: Aug 16, 2020 10:57:45 pm
      Wouldn't of minded if we deserved to lose but that wasn't the case.  :f_wah:

      That's what Maguire said

      "The best team lost"


      Three seasons without a trophy now.
      « Last Edit: Aug 17, 2020 12:05:01 am by MIRO »
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      Reply #18656: Aug 16, 2020 11:18:50 pm
      Now that's bait if ever I saw it!!

      It's true though mate
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      Reply #18657: Aug 16, 2020 11:21:37 pm
      That's what Maguire said

      The best team lost


      Three seasons without a trophy now.

      Don't listen to any comments turned it over straight away which isn't like me. Honestly think we were the best side as I don't wear rose tinted glasses.

      3 years and counting. However, we're improving even though it's slowly. F***ing Ole needs to sort that defence out quickly
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      Reply #18658: Aug 16, 2020 11:38:39 pm
      Don't listen to any comments turned it over straight away which isn't like me. Honestly think we were the best side as I don't wear rose tinted glasses.

      3 years and counting. However, we're improving even though it's slowly. F***ing Ole needs to sort that defence out quickly

      Ole isn't a manager. You need Pochettino, still available.
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      Reply #18659: Aug 16, 2020 11:45:44 pm
      Another mediocre performance from Fernandes with the standard penalty and then a dive.

      What a fine few days of European football it’s been.
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      Reply #18660: Aug 16, 2020 11:46:48 pm
      Don't listen to any comments turned it over straight away which isn't like me. Honestly think we were the best side as I don't wear rose tinted glasses.

      3 years and counting. However, we're improving even though it's slowly. F***ing Ole needs to sort that defence out quickly

      Its clear that Ollie knows F**k all about defending or he wouldn’t have bought Maguire.
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      Reply #18661: Aug 16, 2020 11:52:26 pm
      Don't listen to any comments turned it over straight away which isn't like me. Honestly think we were the best side as I don't wear rose tinted glasses.

      3 years and counting. However, we're improving even though it's slowly. F***ing Ole needs to sort that defence out quickly

      To be honest mate, being the better team on the day counts for nothing unless you get the win. Think anyone would choose being outplayed but still win over being the better team and losing. Look at us, we completely battered Atlético in that 2nd leg, they haven’t been dominated like that in a long time, but a couple of mistakes from the keeper and we lost, when in actual fact we could have buried them 7, 8-0 but the luck was against us. Just the way it goes sometimes.
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      Reply #18662: Aug 17, 2020 12:06:18 am
      Another mediocre performance from Fernandes with the standard penalty and then a dive.

      What a fine few days of European football it’s been.

      He loves a dive the pr**k. I thought he was going to get the one in the 85th minute.
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      Reply #18663: Aug 17, 2020 12:07:17 am
      Ole isn't a manager. You need Pochettino, still available.

      Pochettino ?

      Should end up at Barcelona .  Just up the road from where he cut his managerial teeth with Espanyol.
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      Reply #18664: Aug 17, 2020 05:14:18 am
      Keith I woke up to the news yesterday City got knocked out and got up to the news today to hear u Scum got knocked out. Reason enough on both days to spring out of bed!  :lmao: :lmao:

      Here's 3 for you mate!  :D :D







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      Reply #18665: Aug 17, 2020 08:02:13 am
      Last couple of games we ran out of steam but tonite we were by far the best side. De Gea had very little to do which can't be said from their goalkeeper. Sh*t happens, we move on.

      Last 30 minutes Sevilla were the better side, Utd ran out of ideas and Pogba was sh*t plus your defence.
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      Reply #18666: Aug 17, 2020 09:44:20 am
      OGS  Quote in post match interview ...

      "Exciting to work with the boys but you could see at the end - tired legs and tired minds.
      We definitely need to improve to move up the table and take steps in the cups.
      I've never had three semi-finals in one season."

      All lost as well.


      Tired legs? Tired minds?  F.F.S. !

      Season starts in a few weeks.




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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18667: Aug 17, 2020 09:52:37 am
      Both sets of inbreds humbled one after the other, lovely.

      Would of been nice to see Lukaku rip them a new ass in the final though...
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      Reply #18668: Aug 17, 2020 02:45:36 pm
      Last 30 minutes Sevilla were the better side, Utd ran out of ideas and Pogba was sh*t plus your defence.

      I'm fed up of discussing our shitty defence. Ole F***ing clueless at the back along with some of the players.
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      Reply #18669: Aug 17, 2020 06:10:49 pm
      Both sets of inbreds humbled one after the other, lovely.

      Would of been nice to see Lukaku rip them a new ass in the final though...

      and Sanchez... but he's injured.

      ( The connotations of that part sentence are limitless )
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      Reply #18670: Aug 17, 2020 10:07:36 pm
      I dunno, the older I get, the more it happens.

      Me and Pele, we're like peas in a pod!

      FFS need to set my drum kit up

      Ba dummm tish!!
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      Reply #18671: Aug 18, 2020 11:31:18 am
      Pochettino ?

      Should end up at Barcelona .  Just up the road from where he cut his managerial teeth with Espanyol.

      Me Wrong.

      Koeman has got the gig.

      Forgot the bitter rivalry between Espanyol  and Barca.

      Would have been like us (choke/gag)  hiring OGS.......OMG.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18672: Aug 19, 2020 03:39:30 pm
      Lots of teams think they should beat Seville, and don't. We played them 4 times since 2016 and the most we managed was 2 draws. We've found them a tougher nut to crack than Barcelona.

      Once the Seville defence resisted the early 100mph siege, they dealt with whatever ammo was thrown at them comfortably enough imo. They've won the competition multiple times, the mancs haven't.

      Armed with their third place finish, I assume the faithfully deluded now think that they're capable of winning 95 points next season to challenge for the league. Because that's the starting point just to challenge for it these days. But after their worst start to a season in nigh on 40 years, three seasons of no silverware at any level has been confirmed. Just like the good old days.

      The fourth season starts again in a few weeks.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18673: Aug 21, 2020 11:36:07 am
      Harry Maguire has been spoken to by the Greek Police following an altercation on Mykonos the gay island.

      Is it all "coming out"now ?
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      Reply #18674: Aug 21, 2020 11:56:02 am
      Harry Maguire has been spoken to by the Greek Police following an altercation on Mykonos the gay island.

      Is it all "coming out"now ?

      Can an island be gay? 🤷‍♂️
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      Reply #18675: Aug 21, 2020 12:21:37 pm
      Can an island be gay? 🤷‍♂️

      Why not ? 

       ;D

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